Extreme Rules Gamethread #2

i think hhh

Fuck wrestling. I’m watching Blackkkklansman

my dad

Shin beat Finn for the IC

dusty

Nak beat Balor

Didnt watch cricket or tennis

132 people strong tonight, but only 15 eliminated so far for the Crusierweight title match. Tonight might be a good night for predictions. Also I've put them in alphabetically order to help find your name, the number is what order the predictions came in.

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Valor/Nakamura

NOBODY WOULD CARE
IF YOU DIED

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why is roman reigns pushed so much?

reminds me when mark henry would never go away.

Hope based big breakfast Corbin gets the fruit roll up strap desu fampai

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>2Old-Pedo doing some not retarded for once
T-Thanks, I guess.

Bros who would I have to be with to be a bigger power couple than Seff and Botchy?

Can't believe Englel didn't choke. Good on them.

No, watched Wimbledon though.

based thanks

SAVE US BARON

time to go reheat some Chinese take out and make myself a cocktail. It's gonna be a soul draining night boys!

Seethe harder, ya simp

A lot of taker and roman picks

Alexa since she's the only woman without a title who gets major TV time a week

I forgot the pre-show started at 6, guess I'll watch it afterwards.

Fuck lads I'm on gf time until 9 PM. Just keep me in the loop if there are any notable markings-out from the Philly crowd

Do you seriously not know? Vince is a faggot ass boomer that loves muscular looking men like him. Also, he's somewhat related to The Rock and thinks he has a Rock 2.0. Thing is, Roman fucking blows.

holy fucking cringe those two simps legit make me want to change the channel

He looks good and does whatever Vince asks

How were the preshow matches?

This looks unwatchable. I think I'll just watch the Taker match then turn it off.

Fucking last night for a while lads. Moving to bumfuck countryside new house. With that said:

Papa John's, Domino's, Marco's, Little Caesar's. Pizza Patron, or I Fratelli's?

how was I supposed to know Gulag is from Filthy Philly?
damnit
I will RETURN AT SUMMERSLAM

>manlet preshow didn't knock out 80% of predictions as preusual
>"Tonight might be a good night for predictions."

You are a fucking retard if you cannot see the irony in your own correlative statement.

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...Did I hear somebody say souls?

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Will Philly shit all over this garbage event?

Will Tarp be working tonight?

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Mmmmmmmm good decision

noone cares

I like the alphabetical order

Little Ceaser's, you can't go wrong with a 5 dollar pizza

>they took away the clock
>crowd boos

I'm going to go to bed now, so someone please update the chart for me, I'm watching this tomorrow instead with some people and I gotta work tomorrow morning. Good night everybody, hopefully this isn't actually a bad PPV.

Do you guys have any editing request?

>fans doing the RR countdown and buzzer
You really let me down, Philly.

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How hard would you mark if this music hit tonight?

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holy fuck moxley in the video package

maybe

doesnt look like it

I hate Dolph Ziggler so ding-dong diddly much

THIS. Autismo's Prediction Threads are always superior for not counting shitty ass preshows that don't matter and nobody watches. Simp0! only copied him anyway.

They were doing the buzzer sound like the Royal Rumble.

Edit yourself out of this thread or reality. Creative freedom is yours

> noone cares... except those 100+ people who voted

Don't use his slave name. His name is Dean Ambrose.

Put the strap on my homie Big Slime

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WHO. IN THE BLUE HELL. ARE YOU?

>we want the asmr audience

THIS IS DING-DONG DIDDLY GIVING ME A BONER

What's up with this nigga's foot?

>Getting Undercarder's deadass ten minute entrance out the way early.

Based Vince

Cringe opening desu

Can we talk about how cringy the main event is, it feels like they're pandering to fans who are into wrestling fanfiction

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Are you watching outlaw promotions? This is how we do it in the BIG LEAGUES

they'll shit on something if it gets shitty and gay, sounds like they wanna give the show a shot

BAH GAWD THAT'S GOTTA BE THE UNDER CARDER!

So Rollins Corbin is really main eventing this nigger shitshow again?
Absolutely HARAM

Sting is interfering in this match. Trust me.

Was that Mandy's mouth in the opening?

Did man just shotgun-load his arm?

Baron/Lacey live sex celebration tomorrow on Raw?

Big dog jerking the curtain

This picture never fails to make me laugh

Finn lost the belt and Drew retained so I give it a 8/10

fuck off with becky cringe and seff already
biggest rating killers in the biz

which strap

Reminder that Coffee's back did the job and our guy Fiji Tim is going over tonight.

I would scream like a little girl.

BRUH That fuckin birb

>no tarps
>no curtains
AEW BTFO

Womens Tag Team

if you didn't watch finn lost the IC on the kickoff show...lol

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Charging up my phone to download WWE universe

Hey guys, does Extreme Rules have the retard bags like All Tranny Wrestling?

>packed arena
>GnR

based, takes me back lads

what the fuck is this "the man" gimmick

it's so terrible

>KWAB

always knew u were a pussy fag just like ur minions

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

big slime? more like big slide lmao

thanks for the BASED abc order

Are you feeling it now Mr.Krabs?

I'm here for the triple threat tag match

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>this match fist

vince needs to die

>Rollins as a face
>mixed gender match
>geriatric undercarder
>no Lesnar/Heyman
>no Bischoff

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Becky just stole Ric Flair's gimmick.

where would you prefer it to be?

>wheel

They should have brought back the wheel.

youtube.com/watch?v=NUh3JQ9T8WI
youtube.com/watch?v=krudzxbcwq0

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Based

>Undertaker defending the dog that "retired" him

MMMMMMMM

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we all are

I'm pretty sure nobody will tag the wrong corner tonight.

Pre-show

Why is a 10 minute video package opening the PPV?

the show is gonna come to a dead halt when Shane pins Taker clean

IC belt on the preshow? Imagine NJPW did this. So dumb.

so what is her gimmick? transgender? she isn't the man.

She isn't jet flying, limousine riding...

How long is this video package wth

Jinder and Reigns going over

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Raymond Reynolds curtain jerkin'

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REST
IN
PEACE

Not a certainty with two old fools in there.

I've hated the Undertaker since his debut and have had to put up with his shitty gimmick for too long. When will he stop wrestling for fuck's sake.

KNACK TWO THE FUTURE BABEEE

>the absolute fucking STATE of the Intercontinental Championship

lmfao!

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India wins

MONEY IS INCOMING.

Oh god I hope this finally ends all the Shane crap.

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Why start the ppv with this match?

HERE HE COMES

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lel doing the taker match first so grandpa can go to bed after the match

that team would unironically draw every rupee in india

how long has it been since undertaker last opened a ppv?

decades?

won't be as long as Take's entrance

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Imagine not thinking Shane is based.

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>the first match is the only interesting match, and it's only interesting because Undercarder might drop someone on their head and kill them
What did WWE mean by this?

I'm here to collect your soles mmmmmmmmm

God I'd do anything to cum in Shane's ass and on his thighs and abs.

based as fuck

BASED

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BROKEN DREAMS

>UT

>opening a ppv

uhh

what is the main event

how long will be his entrance this time?

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*bagpiping intensifies*

What the fuck is the matter with you?

Fuck imagine the screams of anguish if Shane/Drew win. Can't blame it on pre-show shit.

Shut the fuck up, niggerfaggot.

4 no dimes shitter mixed gender tag

more like the cuckest in the world lmao

....Vince.... I don't feel so well get my meds.... put me on first Vinnie let me get this shit over with....*cough*.... oh god my body hurts

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the mixed tag

>gonna force McIntyre to lose in like 10th straight ppv since coming back to WWE

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becktty bint and seethe lopez vs BASED BIG BARON CORBIN and Lacey evans

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NO

HOLDS

BARRED.

Shane worked him into shoot shooting his goo, my dude.

DA BEEG DAWG

>still mutes crowd
Never change Vince.

Maybe never or very very early in his career

if Shane wins I'm going to eat my hat, I swear

>soles

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isnt this a smackdown fued? so it should be smack announcers????????????

MUTE THE BOOS

calm down and take your nitro wouldn't want your heart to pop

>Man and Bitch are main eventing

Why is this bint on commentary? What a mood killer.

Um he is gay user? Pretty sure that was perfectly clear.
I am going to time undertakers entrancr from first gong until music is done.
I am betting 3 mins 20 seconds total.
What is everyone else thinking

>Taker loses and fucks off forever
>Shane loses and fucks off forever

I don't know which one I'd rather see. Hopefully they destroy each other and both retire for good tonight.

>not wearing the new Roman/Taker shirt

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seethe tarpins and beko lunch vs attendance

nobody knows who is on which show anymore

Enjoy 10 minutes of Carder's entrance.

Remember how he was going to get pushed to the moon but then Roman came back from cancer leave? It's suffering to be a Drewbro.

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Under carders bed time is at 9 o clock sharp so it's best to get this match out of the way first

>10 minute entrance

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MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

GONG

KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN

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He was losing to Ziggler and stuck in the 3 Man Bland during that time

DONG

DONG

DONG

Please be fake.

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Taker over as fuck listen to that pop

How can a&w ever compete

HOW WILL ROME MAN BEET THE EDDS

homophobe

Here, any critiques or more request?

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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... wouldn't wanna mess with this badass

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>Taker turns on Roman
>Drew gets the pin
Only decent outcome.

MMMMMMMMMMM
WOULDN'T WANT TO MESS WITH THAT ENTRANCE

I hope Undercarder finally kills someone tonight.

It's 7:15pm. Are you saying the match hasn't started yet?

Just came in, what i miss?

I wonder if they'll play the funeral march at the Undertaker's funeral.

Is he just wearing a normal shirt under the jacket lol

>no ABA
>no Big Evil
>no Rollin'

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IT'S MEAN MARK CALLOUS

the entrances will (hopefully) be longer than the match

Carder cringe thread

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>all those phones
we are truly living is a dystopia

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Pure strikes of fear mmmmmmm

Why did no one say that they're doing the Watch Along gimmick again tonight?

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Why the fuck do people still cheer for this garbage

>still muting the crowd

OH NO NO NO

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>15 minutes
>match didnt start yet

SOMEONE

FUCKING

ANSWER ME

IS brock confirmed for tonight?

It only took 15+ minutes get to the first match lol

Cant taker just one time come out to the ministry theme.

No pyro LMFAO

Naka beat balor
Gulac beat tony
Roman, Taker vs shane and roman right now

IT'S TIME FAGGOTS.

>STRIKES INCOMING.

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He's dressed in his 2004 outfit with the vest and jeans

I
AM
AMERICAN BADASS
WATCH ME KICK
YOU CAN ROLL WITH ROCK OR YOU CAN [radio edit]

Hey fellas, check out this hot pic of Rene I found

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>not knowing about his foot fetish modeling career

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Cause he still draws like a mf

you did my homie big slime so dirty bruh

yes

mmmmmmmmmmm

best entrance Takers had for a while honestly

They're marks

what's matter? not gender inclusive enough for ya?

>Play a recording of Hebner calling 1...2...
>He sits up in the casket

Shinsuke is new IC Champ
Gulak is still CW champ

i got a joke
what's taker's fav snack?
MMM&MMMs

Literally the Undercared KEK

ask the jew

New gear lol nice

lol shane already sweating and the match hasnt even started yet

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He's in a compression vest. Oh god.

Wasn't he retired?

lol

undertaker actually looks pretty good tbqh

How many minutes into the match until Shane turns beet red and taker is completely gassed?

the only person there I recognize is Matt Hardly

will Drew be able to lift Taker?

Total time from gong until music off.
3:50 seconds

shane already sweating his ass off

Roman looks kind of like a manlet next to taker.

Wow, Taker is mogging the fuck out of Roman desu

>ha ha le bart simpson XD very funny
Don't make fun of Renee.

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Alright, I'm back home, how did the pre-show go?

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LOOKING BADASS

bell officially rings after 18 minutes

can you be more specific?

Based

Didn't watch AEW last night. Nobody should cheer a geriatric fucker that's legitimately going to put workers at risk.

>Needing someone like 'Carder to keep the philly boo birds off of Ramen

el var sinso

Why the fuck is taker in this match?

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chewing Copenhagen long cut here
what are you anons dipping tonight?

>almost 20 minutes for the first match to start

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Shane is beet red at all times

fucking kek Yea Forums delivers

YUM

Drews actually in shape unlike roman so yeah

he aint even there

Lol, Roman is so fucking weak

Hola Dean aka Moxcringe!

I don't even know what brand any of these guys are supposed to be on, except Roman is supposed to be Smackdown.

...

>no holds barred
>have to tag in and out

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whoever the fuck is stealing my nickname, you better fucking stop, understand?

PURE

PURE STRIKES

EL VAR SINSO

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lol at this bingo hall-tier company

PURE STRIKING FROM SHANE-O

Gloves in wrestling suck in general, MMA gloves in wrestling suck even more.

Who's ready for Taker's first botch

Why the fuck doesn't this company do tornado tag matches

PURE STRIKES

my homie big slime fell through the stairs and y'all are making fun of him bruh

Be nice to chris jericho he is in the midst of his 3rd midlife crisis

>no rules
>still have to tag in and out

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THE PURE FUCKING STRIKES OF SHANE "BIG DICK" MCMAHON.

UNPURE STRIKES FROM SHANE O'MAC

Those pure shoulder strikes

SPOILER: The Undertaker makes Shane McMahon submit. This leads to him starting a program with Drew McIntyre.

PURE STRIKES!
THE PURE STRIKES BROS!
How is Shane still standing???

It wouldn't be WWE other wise.

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This isn't AEW with no tags.

BEST PURE STRIKER

BATTLE OF THE PUREST

DEVASTATING

>Throws a punch
>Misses by 3 feet

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P U R E
U
R
E

BEST PURE STRIKER

PURE STRIKES BATTLE
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

PURE

STRIKES

Undertaker looking a-okay.

PURE
U
R
E

BEST PURE STRIKER IN THE HISTORY OF THE WWE

>DA BEST PURE STRIKES IN DA HISTORY OF DUBYA DUBYA EEE
You said it Cole!

P U R E S T R I K E S

strikes so pure, It make the crown not boo them.

BEST PURE STRIKER IN THE HOSTORY OF THE DUBAU DUBAU E

>This desperate over selling from the commentators to make Taker not seem so damn slow

sneed

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BASED P U R E S T R I K E R

Wow, I wonder if Taker and Roman will beat these two jobbers.

>you still got it

Fuck off crowd he hasn't done anything yet

P u r e

MMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmm don't want to mess with his pure strikes Yea Forums.

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I do what is asked of me.

taker is actually delivering

Holy shit that Old School was delivered purely.

Strikes that are so pure he'll be the head of a union

Ryder here. Curt, Zig, and I are laughing our asses off at your Undertaker meme.

Omg this pure striker shit jeez

twitter.com/WWE/status/1150545747168780288

MY GOD

THESE STRIKES ARE SO FUCKING PURE

NEW THREAD

BASED PURE STRIKER

>youtube.com/watch?v=671jZKm9Nz8 [Remove]
Fuck this noise, I'm going to youtube to watch the iiconics straya

Kek, go play with your toys Zacky.

based

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Good guy Undertaker is going to put Drew over.

NEW THREAD

PURE STRIKES

So the heels sure are getting fucked. Can't wait for that Shane hot tag eh

>Hakamura winning the second midcard belt
God, I hope he gets to RAM to win the Universal next year.

BASED, send me a best wishes pic please :(

Starting to think it was the Saudi heat that made Taker look terrible. Still hasn’t been any slams yet though.

>Ryder
>Curt
>Zig
mmmmm, you three boys wouldn't wanna mess with the best pure striker

>no holds barred
>both tag teams are following normal tag match rules
Why the fuck even set the no holds barred stipulation if the match isn't gonna be no holds barred?

BLACKED YES YES YES