Mother/daughter day at bar

you have to ride a thousand Chad cocks to produce a daughter who is 100% concentrated Stacy

Where to find wop gf with milf mom?

Depends what part of town the bar is in.. Who doesnt want to have drinks while playing keno with their mom?

Based

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damn, those bitches are ugly

1st nut goes into the mom to help insure fertilization, also helps me last longer for the tighter daughter whos next

>one of my best friends is Italian
>at a birthday and a bunch of his family is there
>im dressed pretty well, suit jacket etc.
>one of his italian aunties (busty divorcee) starts asking if I have a gf, cant believe im single etc I could have my pick of all the girls
>she gets progressively drunker
>later shes telling me im so handsome and getting very close to me
>we are both alone in the kitchen at one point right next to each other and Im thinking of just kissing her
>can hear someone comimg through so dont do it
>later on in the night shes sitting next to me
>under the table she starts just stroking and rubbing my leg, I do the same back.
At this point im thinking holy shit gonna bang this woman
>she then goes to use the toilet
>gone for half an hour, the owner of the house manages to unlock the door
>shes passed out drunk on the toilet
>her sister comes and gets her to drive her home

Closest I ever came to banging an Italian milf

I sigh before finishing my drink in one go. After I engage in a threesome I move to another country because that never goes well.

Make them both squirt.

Should've given her your number. When she sobers up she'd call you if she did really want you.

New Yawk

Based. I wish I had a similar history. I have a friend who wasted 3 or 4 opportunities to fuck milfs, because he doesn't like older women.

I thought it's going to turn into a brappost but holy shit it's worse.

Based chad

Ask them for Alexa & Mom's number

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She looks nothing like her mom, something she herself has admitted

The fuck did Alexa's mom have her when she was 5?

>ywn remember /wwe/'s reaction when Blissmom was revealed

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Based and amnesiapilled

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i cant be the only one who sees a dick where her arm is right?

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jeez that's what Bliss will look like in 15 years

How?

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I was considering it but she passed out before I could get to that. Our last interaction was her rubbing my leg under the table. My plan was after she was done in the bathroom to try and corner her inside away from everyone and giving her my number or suggesting getting a cab or uber together.

She was pretty wasted but so was I and I thought fuck it.

In the days after I told the guy whose aunty it was and he asked me to not fuck her so never tried again.

Also I ran into her again two years later and she apologized for her behavior and had since found a partner. So opportunity lost.