1 Seth Rollins (c) and Becky Lynch (c) vs. Baron Corbin and Lacey Evans Last Chance Winners Take All mixed tag team Extreme Rules match for both the WWE Universal Championship and WWE Raw Women's Championship[19] –
2 The Undertaker and Roman Reigns vs. Shane McMahon and Drew McIntyre No Holds Barred tag team match[20] –
3 Kofi Kingston (c) vs. Samoa Joe Singles match for the WWE Championship[21] –
4 Bayley (c) vs. Alexa Bliss and Nikki Cross Handicap match for the WWE SmackDown Women's Championship[22] –
5P Drew Gulak (c) vs. Tony Nese Singles match for the WWE Cruiserweight Championship[23] –
6 Daniel Bryan and Rowan (c) vs. The New Day (Big E and Xavier Woods) vs. Heavy Machinery (Otis and Tucker) Triple threat tag team match for the WWE SmackDown Tag Team Championship[24] –
7 Aleister Black vs. Cesaro Singles match[25] –
8 Ricochet (c) vs. AJ Styles Singles match for the WWE United States Championship[26] –
9 Braun Strowman vs. Bobby Lashley Last Man Standing match[27] –
10 The Revival (Scott Dawson and Dash Wilder) (c) vs. The Usos (Jey Uso and Jimmy Uso) Tag team match for the WWE Raw Tag Team Championship[28] –
11P Finn Bálor (c) vs. Shinsuke Nakamura Singles match for the WWE Intercontinental Championship[29] –
12 Kevin Owens vs. Dolph Ziggler Singles match[30]
WWE EXTREME RULES GAMETHREAD #1
Any chance Bischoff appears? I’ll watch if that’s the rumor.
There's no match on that card to keep my interest other than Roman and Shane. And why they thought Seth and Becky should be the main event, I have no idea.
>1 Seth Rollins (c) and Becky Lynch (c) vs. Baron Corbin and Lacey Evans Last Chance Winners Take All mixed tag team Extreme Rules match for both the WWE Universal Championship and WWE Raw Women's Championship
>2 The Undertaker and Roman Reigns vs. Shane McMahon and Drew McIntyre No Holds Barred tag team match
>4 Bayley (c) vs. Alexa Bliss and Nikki Cross Handicap match for the WWE SmackDown Women's Championship
these are the only ones I might watch
If rhyno doesn't jump into every match and gore someone I ain't interested
>Becky will make Corbin tap out because lol women's evolution
>Kofi retains because lol Samoa Joe winning anything in WWE
>AJ gets buried by Ricomeme.
I can't see anything good happening here.
I love that the AEW show was so HORRIBLE last night that you WWE fans already won. Congrats on your victory.
Should be a layup, don't choke!
>Kevin Owens vs. Dolph Ziggler Singles match
what's the story here?
>2 The Undertaker and Roman Reigns vs. Shane McMahon and Drew McIntyre No Holds Barred tag team match
this match is now opening the main card
If my predictions are true, particularly Corbin tapping out to Becky, AEW may still win by default despite having the Young Cucks in the main event, Faggy vs. Librarian in the pre-show, and just an overall shitty card.
how many bongs?
what a horrific card
Seth trying to look in two opposing directions at once.
>12 Goddamn matches
MANS A FISH CUZ!
now you mention it it looks like they fixed Becky's wonky eyes for the poster
This Seth and Corbin feud has to end right now
lads I just pitched the idea to Paul Heyman of Asuka getting impregnated by Bobbo, wish me luck
Digits for bray debut
Asuka wouldn’t do that, Kairi on the other hand....
when is this thing starting?
>12 matches
>only one worth watching is Taker's match just in hopes he drops somebody on their head again
Pre show just started
ECHADS GET THE FUCK IN HERE WE HAVE NAK VS BALOR FOR FREE
pre-show is starting rite now
That wasn't in the predictions
Bros Nakamura vs Balor is on the preshow
>Beth
Jesus. WTF happened? She looks like she's aged 20 years since Mania.
lmao are they using an aerosmith ripoff as the ppv theme? how bottom of the barrel can they scrape now
Why is Beth cosplaying Renee
This show is gonna suck so much ass compared to G1 and Fight for the Fallen LMFAO
they announced that and ziggler/owens like 2 hours ago
Thanks bros, just tuned in.
Damn Charly looking fine. Happy birthday btw.
inb4 corbin hits end of days on becky then furiously makes out with her backstage after the show
Oh shit, based. E-chads win again.
Is that some twitch shit?
You could almost say that no one predicted it.
booo
whos got the purer strikes? taker or shane-o
>those aewtists in the chat trying to get attention
sad
The Undertaker? More like The Niggernigger
>taker working a phantom thief gimmick
...based?
THIS IS NOW A GODZILLA THREAD.
are they trying to turn roman into the new taker or something
Book Godzilla's debut
Just start the fucking ppv already I don't care about this pre show retard shit.
WOO
Beth keeps botching
hopefully it involves nuking WWE.
Why do they let shitter women commentate on the preshow like they have any understanding of wrestling?
Why does that kid wear a face warmer?
>Balor vs Nakamura on preshow
yikes
fuck off back to /wooo/
Kevin Owens is one of us guys!
>Gaylor vs Nakameme and Dolph vs Owens not listed in the prediction
YOU HAD ONE JOB 2CUNT
Please let these digits be a fucking lie
for me, Big Blue deserves this win
KING GHIDORAH HAS ARRIVED PER METZGER.
>seething aewtist that their preshow is full of trannies and unfunny comedy jobbers
>Extreme Rules
>75 percent of matches allow DQ
Finally, the big leagues
Because they were probably both added in the last six hours and nobody anywhere including Memeltzer knew they were happening?
THEY BROUGHT UP BAGEL BOSS WHAT
BAGEL MANLET BTFO
>We're talking about Godzilla and Mothra here.
uh
Asuka is BBC queen
BASED
AEW BTFO
please suffocate me in your pits mommy evans
Pimp shirt Corbs is here
>a short guy at a bagel shop
I don't get it
>dat shirt on Corbin
Is Lacey literally having a tea party right now? I if she wants to be believable, she needs to be having a me cumming on her feet party.
I've never been to /woo/, but you outted yourself.
A manlet went on a rant and in a bagel shop and got btfo by a brave samaritan, Cr1tikal made a video about it
based big banter bully boy Corbz
>Shinsuke in the pre-pre-show
OH NO NO NO NO
Finally
Vash cosplaying again
>Mixed tag
Seff and Becko
>No Holds Barred tag
Carder and BIG DAWG
>WWE Championship
Kofi
>Handicap match
Nekki pins Bayley
>Cruiserweight
Gulak?
>SmackDown Tag Team
Heavy Machinery
>Black/Cesaro
Black
>US Champ
Styles
>Raw Tag Team
Usos
>Intercontinental
Balor
>Owens/Ziggler
@EatOwensEat
wait so now the cruiserweight belt is more important than the IC?
Based Shinsuke ding-dong diddly kinshasa this twink outts his fuckin boots
Get ready for Balor to win so they can continue their 50/50 booking feud.
>IC champ on pre-show
Take the belt of Finnetty please
IS HE REALLY?
is this for the IC title?
>Carder and BIG DAWG
How many predictions did Shane BTFO last time? I'm telling you he's booking himself to go over again.
>putting Finn and Shin on the preshow
this company has zero clue
I didn't see any tarps
How could you say about based Nakamura that when Finn Balor is the other competitor
>not removing the citations
>*BTFOs AEW's pre-shows*
cope
any of my Louisiana dudes survived the hurricane?
imagine putting Nakamura Shinsuke vs Fergal Devitt on the fucking preshow
>we finally get fade to nap again
Thats how you actually do a pre show matey, well it used to be when they didnt have the network I imagine. Trying to get people to buy the PPV with good stuff instead of turning them away with ridiculous crap.
Neither does curtains.
AEWtists AND NuJamals SEETHING
It is tonight. Theyre in the champs home
>128309 matches on card, no bukkake warriors
I wish Balor had used his NJPW personality. It was a lot more fun.
they are tired for working for AEW yesterday so they called a day off
Oh you be with them steppers huh?
Billie Kay has swine flu or something
A classic Red VS Blue matchup
cry more waifufag cancer
I'd do anything to cum in Finn's ass and on his thights and abs.
Captain fookin New Japan?... Get the fuck outta here
Had to do it to em
Did she get it from Alexa?
I don't watch American wrestling to see fucking chinks.
Is Shinski Cock Naka a latex fetishist?
Taking my HARLEY DAVIDSON down to BUFFALO WILD WINGS to watch WWE EXTREME RULES because I am a BADDASS
VROOM VROOM BITCHES!!!! GO DEADMAN!!!!
NAK is shitting it up he doesn’t the win probably on opioids right now
I WANT TO CUM INSIDE CARMELLA
So I should go out and get food now.
Inb4 he does a Shinji outfit for Wrestlemania one year
FUCK JAPS
Based
What's that on Finn's elbow?
It's bird flu
based and redpilled
got a little preshow action going on here mmmmm
aids
>commercial on the preshow
aids lesion
Ads mid match, fuck off
Is Shinsuke getting chubby?
Corey you're supposed to be commentating
based and coreypilled
OH GREAT! WE GOT A PROMO DURING A MATCH! THANKS WWE
My gut would rest into her abs like pancake mix in a waffle iron
to make people buy it obviously
>AD FOR THE SHOW YOU'RE ALREADY WATCHING
booooooooooooo
His tits are bouncing around more than usual
better than fight for the fallen desu
wtf Nakamura is putting effort
Then why would they show it on the network?
>Fap for the Fallen
Shinsuke won
1-0 on predictions atm
PICKS BTFO BY PRESHOW AGAIN HAHAHAHAAHAHHA
Balor heel turn incoming
Oh fuck the fuck off Balor club forever
FINNY BTFO
PREDICTIONS BTFO
EXTREME RULES!!!
>it's an average boring fight
wtf Balor buried
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO
The absolute state of Balorina
WTF
Finn BTFO
i can't remember my predictions lol
>FINN BURIED
tattoo
Clean heel win finally!
HOLY FUCKIN SHINSUKONTINENTAL BASEDAMURA
He's actually a 6 time IC champion
>main roster title change
What excuses will the seethetards make this time?
Shinsucky absolute dogshit as usual in the ring.
Can't believe WWE give this washed up shitter a pity belt.
ORE NO ICHIBAN
because they use the same feed as YouTube genius are they supposed to have two separate audio and video sources on YouTube and the Network for the moments they shill?
It wasn't on the predictions dumb faggots
on youtube too
Bischoff is a weeb, this is his doing
wtf aewbros meltzer said nakamura was coming to aew??????????
So this is the power of Eric Bischoff booking.... BASED
finn´s losing to reform bullet club
Finn joining The Club
ICHIBAN.
God Beth Phoenix is so fucking hot, I bet she could suck a mean dick with that manjaw
wait a minute this match wasn't even in the 2Cold predictions card
Yeah, it's really quite easy to do.
This match was announced far too late, so it's not on the predictions. Still fuck the IC title I guess. Let's have Finn lose it in a match with zero build, ad in the middle of it, to a guy who didn't win a number one contenders match... or maybe he did, I don't watch Smackdown.
That seems like the obvious solution yeah
>Loses once
>Buried
Wrestling fans are mentally retarded
fuck you retard
what does Coach do when he's not doing the preshow?
t-this is a desperate attempt to get him to stay like The Revival
SOS
RATIN'S COLLAPSIN
SOS
I AINT DRAWIN
this
STEVE-O I FORGOT MY PREDICTIONS. BALOR NAKAMURA WERENT ON THE LIST RIGHT?
Not memeing here, is Nakamura on RAW or SmackDown?
He's not even there. He already said he would be traveling to Stamford today and be moving into his new house tomorrow. He doesn't start till Tuesday.
What the fuck.
your still a faggot
who cares
>I don't watch Smackdown.
Big Yikes
idk how these fuckos can make what should be big matches so pointless. i barely remeber who won the match that happend 3 minutes ago
have sex and leave based 2chad alone
SD
Coffee Kingston
vs.
Samoa Cup of Joe
Being a nigger
It wasn't.
Kevin Owens vs. Dolph Ziggler isn't on the list either
Smackdown. Heel Shin serving as gate keeper for new talent
Smackdown
>3:30PST
>wwe championship match already
>New GAY
C R I N G E
>blurred the middle finger
fuck this company
Based coffee poster, knowing what people need to stay awake through this shit PPV
>The state of Sam Roberts hairline
Thats some Bob's Burgers level puns right there
Where's a fucking stream
Smackdown. Real men belong in the blue show.
>Samoa Joe gets himself over in the build up then loses
>AGAIN
Guys I picked New Day to win the tag belts, did I make a mistake?
You're good friend, not on the list of matches to predict, it wasn't announced until a few hours ago.
I saw that joke on SquaredCircle too
I want to fuck Charlie.
/r/ Steiner's statistics cooypasta
Kofi's had his time in the spotlight, now its time for a real champion.
network.wwe.com
joe's just there for the paycheck man
AHAHAHAA RAWtist LOSE AGAIN
9.99 you cheap pajeet
meatspin dot org
>New Day
Think how wet Charly's chair is right now.
What's the story leading into his title shot, has Joe been on a tear leading up to this?
wwe.network.com
hmmm
Fuck this company
But maybe Joe will win so he can job to.brock on fox
Charlie looking delicious af tonight
What if Samoa Joe actually won tonight?
I'd love it because Joe seems to get every feud over and I want a badass heel champ
This.
Solar movie
crinfe
>story
>wwe
pick one
mmmm can't wait for pure strikes tonight
He attacked Kofi from behind and then the next week Kofi flipped him off.
who is entertained by these corny groids
mmmmm don't want to stay up late mmmm
>tfw paige gets on top
>WE TOTEM POLIN' OUT HERE
your wwe champion ladies and gentlemen
dry as a bone, charly isnt a coal burner like cathy
Whats that Godfather quote
Coach is a white as fuck nigger
What if Joe actually won?
joe also beat kofi clean in a 6 man tag
Man... why cant the new day get career ending injuries from a road crash inbetween shows.
mmmmmmmmmmmm gotta be in bed by 8pm after I watch Jeopardy and Wheel of Fortune..
Based Samoa "Godzilla Stomp" Joe coming up?
my wife's son likes them
I’m only watching this for Nikki and Heavy Machinery.
Who's this meth head Seth Rogen looking motherfucker
I'd think he'd have some input at this point since what happens tonight sets up the state of Smackdown when he starts. Why would the title change hands now otherwise?
good
BRET STOP
would be a modest improvement to the current show
Yea Forums YOU WILL
REST
IN
PEACE
this board would either a. worship him for knocking off kofi, or b. say he cant draw a dime
Is the theme song of Extreme Rules supposed to be a Guns N Roses ripoff---no talent band sounds exactly like them.
Wtf the one time I have to be with family and the Deadman is on first. Fuck social shit and relatives ding-dong diddly gonna shoot on all my cousins right now
At least his beard is full
>JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE
that cumface on woods
Setting up Balor joining the Club. Heyman is going to push the Club as his top heels.
Time for the first wave of BTFO bitching as the cruiserweights go over Yea Forums yet again.
Can't believe they are gonna job Cesaro to a skinnyfat cringe manlet
i thought he was going t push ricochet
Can't wait for Tony to ruin my predictions
nigger all modern bands sound like every good band from the past. I don't even hear it, it sounds like noise to me.
Liking this boomer rock revival theme song.
Why don't they let the Shakespeare of Song wrestle anymore?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Gulak should have gotten the championship like a year ago.
In my territories, I would keep it among the darkies, the coloreds. They're animals anyway, so let them kose their souls.
Taker broke his neck
give Timmy a piledriver
Give Nese the Bagel Boss gimmick
NO DING IS EVER REALLY DONG
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm we don't talk about that
Took a pure strike piledriver, crippled for life.
hopefully Bray interrupts so he doesn't get buried
BIG POP FOR GULAK
Ricochet will be A gays partner in the war
I'm ready for the cruiserweights to fuck my predictions
>inb4 Gulak gives another 5 star match this weekend
Crickets for the home town boy
bros should i download wwe universe
>Gulak got a pop
based?
What did woods mean by this
Yes its really fun
He wrestled like at least 5-10 times after that Taker match.
kek
God I can't wait for one of these fucking boomers to die in the ring
CZW original Drew Gulak? Based Zandig knows how to build stars
LET'S GO GULAK
LET'S GO GULAK
LET'S GO GULAK
kofi is going to lose and thats racist
Wow these guys do the same kip ups as my young bucks
Oh shit it that Aiden English on commentary?
Nese looks like an even fitter Elias
Ads in the middle of the fight, even WWE doesn't take seriously these midgets.
Gulak is fucking based
>Taketty and the Small Pup are curtainjerking
BASED
bruh he's been a commentator for a while now, practically right after he finished his feud with Rusev
>picked Nese because I don't watch 205 and thought he was still champ
welp
>the graveyard dogs
>closing with Le Burning Tarps and Becky No Dimes
Good, I can sleep early tonight
Taker and BBD vs Scottish Daddy and Sweat man is opening the ppv did i hear that right?
gulag
Didn't know, I don't watch Manletweights.
if you download it now you will never have sex
post jaw right now broken neet
Thought thise bearded guy was Sandow.
Hope take wins tonight, pin fall by submission 1 2 3
Which bearded guy?
what if I download it later
Based Gulak.
BASED DREW
>WWE doesn't bury a guy in his hometown
uhhhh whats happening
NEW THREAD
I bet a lot of people are out of the predictions from the pre-show again
Gulak deserved that win after his match last night, Catch Point 4 lyfe.
That was a pretty meh match for the cruiserweights. This show shaping up to be a wet fart.
if you download it in 2021, you may have a chance
Fuck off, expanded thread counts faggot.
LETS GO BARON
I'm beginning to think these queers' bodies are just so biologically inferior that even roids wouldn't fix them
Vince not booking shit alone from his toliet anymore. Clean heel victory for the title as well
Bros who would I have to be with to be a bigger power couple than Seff and Botchy?
Holy fuck it's about time, I wonder why you never did it alphabetically before
Trish Stratus
link?
MMMMMMMMM THE DAMAGE WAS DONE
DEAD MAN WRESTLING