The British problem in wrestling

>the majority of wrestling youtube channels are brits talking about how successful companies should be doing things
>never produced a wrestling company with worldwide appeal
>british RESTlers matches consist soley of chain wrestling and rest holds, they call this style "technical"
>there has never been a british world champion
>their own indy wrestlers destroy their indy scene in fabor of NXT mark contracts and zero TV time
>the "strongmen" of the british scene means they are over six feet, fat, and slow
>their golden goose Will Osprey is a shoot homosexual

Despite all this embarassment the British smarks remain smug, as if they knwo something we don't. Truth is, brits don't know shit about drawing a dime in this business and sell out their own for a measly 50k a year.
They remain the most vocal despite having no room to speak on the matter of professional wrestling.

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Truth. Will Ospreay is the only worthwhile guy currently, maybe ZSJ depending on what you like

T. Brit

Word my bulbasaur

Brits are loud and arrogant when it comes to all sports but they suck ass at all of them, nothing new here.

I don't like flippy shit or fake jiu jitsu spots.

Davey Boy Smith Jr. is worth a mention too.

British wrestling schools aka. skinnyfat manlet production lines

Try me in cricket, bro.

Poo in the loo begs to differ

>Janetty to poos
OH NO NO NO

We literally just won the cricket world cup like an hour ago.

Sounds like a beautiful underdog story but no one cares about cricket lol

he's canadian

The fuck is cricket?

It's a bit like baseball except with more pajeets and every game is 18 hours long.

>Amount of WWE Champions born in Africa: 1
>Amount of WWE Champions from England: 0

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>no British wrestler is over 6'0

>there has never been a british world champion
Sheamus

Ireland

British is not the same as english

Grasping at straws here.

Are you retarded?

Great Britain is not only England, you retards

It is England, Wale and Scotland

Dude i fucking hate these British fucks so fucking much
Same with aussies but at least they can shut the fuck up
They have contributed NOTHING to wrestling

Ya worked?
Ya seethe bloke?

I'm a brit and Cricket is the one sport where i can see the score and still not know who's winning

Drew McIntyre, Nikki Storm, Killian Dane, and Viper are all British. Because they are from Scotland, and Scotland is part of Great Britain.

Very likely every one of the above would deny it because Scotts do that, but the simple fact of the matter is they were born in and lived there most of their lives.

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Brits in general are cancer. Not just in wrestling but I mean among humanity in general. Always have been, always will be. The day their shitty island gets Atlantis'd will be possibly the single greatest moment of humanity's existence.

British soccer chanting is the dumbest shit ever and of course they can't behave themselves. They travel to every international show and no matter what country have to make everything about them to the annoyance of the actual citizens from that country. Especially the Japs.

>dimeless shitters don't even want to claim Great Britain
Yikes
Not a world title.

I am more a T-Mobile guy.

Ospreay's cutting down on the flippy shit and if you don't appreciate ZSJ I dunno what to tell you if you're a dog who doesn't get Shakespeare

Well the USA won the superbowl.
Maybe someday one of will win the world cup like a real chad land.

This.
I remember watching Hatton vs Mayweather and these fuckers sang and beat drums the entire fight, up until Floyd KOed the chewy teeth cuck.
Then about 30 seconds later, like drunken buffoons, they began singing again.
>THERE'S ONLY ONE RICKY HATTON!
Your boy just got outclassed and knocked out. The world is not impressed, just annoyed.

They do it with football too, Brits are absolutely pathetic.

>ZSJ's wrestling is shakespear
He is too weak to do any slams. His chain jiu jitsu sshit is not impressive in the least to someone who actually watches jiu jitsu competition.
It's cringe and my 13 year old brother wold heem that twink inside 1 round.

>Ospreay's cutting down on the flippy shit
Do you even watch New Japan? Literally his entire offensive repertoire is flips. He can't even do a kick without flipping first.

It's basically baseball for normal people not retarded amerifats. Just like rugby and american football.

Funny how marks today think prowrestling is all about gymnastics, flippy shit, and throwing weak strikes. They're too dumb to realize it's a proWRESTLING match.

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>full contact with no helmets
>it's Americans who are retarded
Great point.

Based thread, OP.

Non-Americans have contributed nothing to the sport. The same with television and film. And thus, should be not allowed to comment on it. PERIOD.

well said. same goes for non-whites. keep your freeloading traps shut!

t. thinks catchstyle is boring and likes wwmeme style brawling which is NOT pure wrestling

>Non-Americans have contributed nothing to the sport.
Right, we all sould do our own sports noone else does so we all can call us self world champions.

It's not really jiu jitsu.
It's not like the dude is pulling guard and working from under the mount.

It's not jiu jitsu simp. Beggin ya to understand Shakespeare pleb.

Your english is bad.

The dumbest shit about "HURR THEY WEAR PADS AND HELMETS WHAT PUSSIES" is that the pads and helmets mean you got ultra-fast, ultra-strong, fully armored giga niggas charging at you full speed intending to wipe you the the fuck out out which is way scarier than some faggy Brit wrapping his arms around you and dragging you to the ground like you're the underage child he's taken a fancy to.

Begging ya to understand jiu jitsu.
Shakespere is high school drama club level patricianship. Have a beer slugger.
It's to prevent brain damage. You brits go ahead and keep heabutting the shit out of each other for crumpets though.

>>there has never been a british world champion
In wwe maybe, ya brain dead edrone

Elaborate

The REVpro British heavyweight championship is basically another new Japan NEVER openweight championship (the belt design even looks similar) that's only defended in Japan most of the time, that tells you something.

Britain is an Island containing England, Wales and based Scotland.
The UK is all 3 of them and also Northern Ireland.
Ireland is a separate country and the wars and terrorism between Ireland and the Brits are international history that is a serious big deal. The state of your education.

Nick Aldis

The absolute state of you thinking that the UK matters at all to anyone outside of it, besides the pajeets maybe. Brits are smarmy, pretentious cunts, at least Americans know that they're fucking idiots and annoying.

Bingo halls don't count.
Where doesn NWA even air?

You do know that America was occupied by the Brits and is culturally British, right? And that the Irish mass emigrated to the US and most of the white population of the country is either British or Irish, right?
And you do realise that you not knowing important world news is an indictation of you being a massive retard, right?
Even fucking Megadeth wrote songs about the troubles in Northern Ireland ya simp.

>is culturally british
You literally don't know shit about Americ.
Brush your teeth bong.

I’m sorry but the greatest wrestler of our generation, and possibly of all time is British

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fucking LOL. Hi Billy, please go back to making music, you got me laid back in high school my dude

I'm not English ya sperg and I seem to know more about your shitty brainlet country than you do. The entire history of being tough in American culture comes from the Irish and their "faction fighting", you know that? Gang culture literally comes from Irish people. So does Lynching (lynch being an Irish name).
Americans don't have any culture, its all watered down versions of the cultures of the occupiers.

Yeah I fucking hate it.
I live in the town Rugby where rugby was invented... fucking hate it.

>America doesn't have any culture
Entertainment is our biggest export.
Have a beer and pipe down slugger.

>you don't have any culture
>ugh da movies are film here and da music is record here too!!!
And movies and music both derive from other cultures ya simp. Grow a brain.

Yes everyone ripped off the cavemen.
There is no culture!
Such a non argument.

What the fuck cavemen made films ya moron? Fucking Homo Erectus buzzing around with a camera and a boom, multiple stationary lights. The fuck are you on mate?
Beggin ya to get an education.

Mocking your non argument.
Ya worked and seething.

>I don't know what culture is so I say very stupid thing which shows everyone you is dumbo wahahah
Yeah, no. You just took more Ls than Kevin Nash took Ds in 92.

so this is the power of the american education system

Fuming

Of course you are, Americans always get angry when given information.

Shaking uncontrollably

Britfag here and don't really disagree with OP. I have no idea why all wwe internet shit is dominated by britfags.

Absolute boredom.

The royals can only provide so much entertainment

Get that checked out, mate. Probably linked to the diabetes you probably have

>beautiful underdog story

It would be the case if NZ won, but the English team have been the #1 team in the world since 2016 and should have won. It was a testament to NZ that they got this far and pushed everyone so hard. NZ played out of their minds this tournament, nobody saw that shit coming.

Non-Americans who watch American wrestling are just a bunch of fucking cucks.

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As a goddamn American I'm defending football against Brit shittery with that post not denigrating it.

>Brit version of Hogan VS Andre is two fat men body checking each other until one falls out of the ring and gets counted out