*makes myriad excuses for his friends vanity project flopping*

*makes myriad excuses for his friends vanity project flopping*

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Excuses?
What excuses? He shat all over the Brandi match, says Dark Order isn't over, hate the build they're doing for Hangman, and didn't like how the main event was 31 fucking minutes.

he didn't talk that much about Brandi, when it's a WWE PPV him and Bryan spend 10 minutes shitting over only one match

Even the cheese Meltz is turning on AEW

>b-b-but WWE!
Utterly boiling drone detected

>he didn't talk that much about Brandi
Except how much he hated it and thought it was dumb ya mark.

I don't give a shit about WWE I hate burger wrestling. Just saying he would shit on the Brandi match during 10 minutes if that was in a WWE PPV.

AEW has no choice but to fill the card with simps lmao, I think they didn't realize that NJPW will never partner with traitors.

Do people confuse Bryan for Meltzer all the time? I can't remember the last time Meltzer shat on something for 10 minutes straight from the WWE.

Not one word about Marvez or JR the whole show.

>oh no i've been exposed
>uh uh i hate burger wrestling!
>he'll never suspect i'm an asshurt e-drone now

I'm watching it now, JR literally despises AEW doesn't he? He keeps basically being really passive aggressive saying it's too fast with no psychology.

It used to drive me nuts whenever he would act this way during NJPW shows, but they need to straight up let go of his boomer ass if he's gonna continue to act this way.

you are fucking retarded
have sex
and stop watching burger wrestling

he'll do the fight for the fallen got more response online than evolve and how that's absolutely astounding for a small startup to do better than a wwe backed promotion

absolutely worked and seething

Fuck you guys AEW is changing the world

>says Dark Order isn't over
:(

It blows my mind that they're not using BTE to build their stories better. At the moment AEW looks like house show shit.

This. I know they have him because he's a recognizable name, but NO ONE will go "I don't know any of these people, but JR is calling it, so I'm gonna check it out" They're having a guy actively detract from their product WHILE SHITTING ON IT to draw no one.

Considering that so far they had one real show and then two televised house shows, yeah, it checks out.

Nothing on the show was as bad as a shit tier WWE match

I didn't watch but I saw everyone shit on Brandi's match. I saw her in Stardom and she was awful, and Allie is complete shit as well so I can't imagine this match wasn't a shit tier WWE match

Started out energetic and within the hour he was just a miserable fuck, putting his head down while on camera trying to follow his notes, and gave up even trying to put over the style. Such a stupid decision to hire him and then add two totally uncool geeks, but at least Excalibur is isn't a complete embarrassing

I hope them using BTE for storylines is gonna stop when the TV show starts

Anyone got a link of the last observer?

Excalibur completely carries the commentary team

link muh-nigguh

>Meltzer autistically zones in on the most miniscule thing is ram or njpw or roh does for minutes.
>Tries to quickly talk over aew shit

The Hangman Shitter match was worse than anything in WWE for a LONG fucking time.
>took 19:03 to put away Simp Sabian
>19:03 of slow, plodding, uninteresting "wrestling"
>this guy is somehow supposed to be a credible threat to Jericho
Only entertaining part was when Simp kissed that fat fuck

can't blame him when matches don't make sense and are just basically move exposé. After three weeks of TV time everyone will have exhausted their stunts. Someone needs to teach these fucks what a match is. They lack the ability to even tell a basic ass WWE Saturday Morning Slam style in-ring story.

Plenty of things were. you need to cope better with aew putting in a terrible show

they had Bret presenting the belt, can't they have him give an accelerated psychology course to those twinks?

I wish you poser tryhard faggots would stop pretending like you are Cornette and ever really grew up with that kind of wrestling. Excalibur also doesn't have problems getting flustered by the action on commentary, JR is just unable to change with the times and happy to get paid so he doesn't have to sit home alone feeling depressed. There's nothing wrong with exhibition matches to introduce the kind of styles that are going to be on weekly TV. They didn't need to have a whole backstory for every fucking match, but they did need to have better entrances, music and presentation of the characters.

If you think most these matches didnt have a story I dont know what to tell you

Anyone got a fucking link for the observer??!!

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Doesnt work bro

JR isnt the fucking issue you fucking blind kool aid sipping faggot. It's the product. Your stupid ass would blame poor car sales on Matthew Mcconaughey and not the fact that the cars brakes dont work. The match types and the like are not the issue. JR has called flippy new shit before when the hardy boyz were doing the shit that all these manlet faggots emulate. The problem is the performers are absolute shit tier looking manlets with no charisma whatsoever. They couldnt get action at a fucking glory hole. Add to that the Cucks and Omega are just hiring their fucking friends while providing no subtext to the auidence as to who the fuck these no name Whoville motherfuckers are and why we should be interested. That's why you dont even have discernable heels or faces outside of the top guys. You faggots claim that is a design decision. That is a by product of no one knowing these fucks. Add cyanide to your kool aid and sip more you hot topic lurking super kick circle jerking giga faggot

Delete everything from the question mark on and it works

It's pretty brilliant to have him putting AEW over so much on Stone Cold's podcast, then suffer through this below average show and not even attempt to put it over.

His fat ass is getting paid to shit on the company on a live mic. I love it.

Nigga delete everything before your father shot a load into your mother and everything would work. Delete everything from above your neck and everything would work. God deleting everything below your waist and it still didnt work. Matt Hardy yourself nigga. Copy and paste a pair of softball sized nigger balls banging against your pimple pocked blown out and always accepting cock asscheeks you triple chinned ultra faggot

Ya seeth much oldfag?

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shut the fuck up Dave. Everybody sees through the blatant shilling

nigga you know all about seething. You seethe when you see people pass by you under their own power without the aid of a motorized scooter. You seethe is when you get to the last hot pocket. Seething is what you see when you try to make eye contact in public. Shut your tapioca milk tea sipping swamp assed taint juice dripping no one will ever want to see you stripping faggot sized mouth

oh look the redditor who can't cut a promo is back

What did he say about the lack of proper medical staff at the shows events. What if someone gets seriously hurt? Jerry The King Lawler is only alive because a professional doctor was within 20 feet of him

Nigga when was the last time you got off your back? You've been beached on shore so long I'm surprised Green Peace hasnt come to save your ass. You've been on your back so long your family thought you left and have been using your ass as furniture. The last time you saw your toes you almost died. Stick a big old tasty subway sandwich sized nigger dick in your mouth and eat fresh faggot

It’s more that he mentions the stuff he doesn’t like then moves on and spends lots of time of what he does. Then when its WWE all he does is concentrate on what he hates and barely mentions the stuff he likes.

He’s slowly starting to realize how bad itis. Alvarez has done a complete 180 on it too.

cringe

Bueno pero dame el link papá

>He said the boring Hangman/Sabian match was good
>he said the boring Omega/Cima match was very good ("like a g1 match" lol)
>he said the Bucks/Rhodes match was good

Face it, he's going to pretend these were all four star classic and you guys will all buy it. You may say well "he's off by a half star" but do you have the guts to say that his ratings are ludicrous?

Nigga cringe is the state of your asshole motherfucker. That shit is like a deserted gold mine, stripped of value and filled with the ghosts of diggers past. Eat something other than dicks and hot pockets nigga

By the sounds of it WOR based daves gonna give Cobb vs Ishii 5 stars
cucked again aew