*comes back with an MMA gimmick that flops and kills aew in your path*
*comes back with an MMA gimmick that flops and kills aew in your path*
Matthew Thomas
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Zachary Rodriguez
He'd fit right in with the other goth twink shitters
Julian Ortiz
Jeff Jarrett already had that gimmick
Connor Walker
His MMA gimmick is being a jobber
Leo Adams
he'll be CMFunk where he talks trash and get knee'd into oblivion 5s in
Adrian Green
At least Jeff could throw a kick
Colton Scott
>debuts in AEW with an MMA gimmick
>the gimmick involves him being an absolute shitter of an MMA fighter just like IRL where he embarasses himself in the ring on a regular basis and then tries to give condescending advice to the guy who beat him after the match
>signature move is the Chicago Shuffle, you know he's about to get his ass beat when he pulls this one out of the bag
>the announcers say stuff like "CM Punk shuffling to his doom!" as he slowly waddles across the ring and walks straight into his opponent's attack
>jobs to The Librarian on the pre-show in his very first match
>proceeds to do the job to Sonny Kiss, Marko Stunt and finally, in the ultimate humiliation, gets tapped out like a bitch by No Legs
>eventually gets booked in a cuck angle where MJF steals his girl both in kayfabe and IRL
>the fans are disgusted by his downward spiral into disgrace but keep coming back to watch him find new and exciting ways to humiliate himself on a weekly basis
Don't pretend you wouldn't mark out for this. Punk could be dimes incarnate in 2019, you just have to book him right.
Justin Taylor
Cuck Man Phil is too much of a self mark to do something like this
Jacob Cook
I am 100% for that. This is the CM Punk the wrestling world need.
Cooper Anderson
>where he embarasses himself in the ring on a regular basis and then tries to give condescending advice to the guy who beat him after the match
He strikes me as a guy who would do that
Nolan Hernandez
If he goes to AEW between him and Cody whining and pissing about WWE it'll sink the company in a year tops.
Robert Watson
Fun fact, Haitch paid Ryback to botch and attempt to kill Punk
Jace Johnson
Well he actually did something like this after his match with Mickey Gall in UFC. He cut a promo after the fight saying stuff to Mickey like "don't ever let anyone tell you what you can and can't do, kid". As if anyone was telling Mickey he couldn't beat Punk. People were telling Punk he didn't stand a chance in UFC and they were right.
James Brown
because he did
Julian Torres
The Big Guy needs a return
Christopher Wood
Hagahaha no way, souce please
Imagine being mickey and listening to that
Carson Ramirez
>Double J Double M A
Unironically a great gimmick.
Jeremiah Ortiz
>source please
He just fucking said he did it after the fight you braindead dumb fuck. Google it you helpless redditor.
Easton Ward
Punk makes his return to AEW just to get into an angle where teddy hart comes in and slips his wig irl again, lol
Oliver Adams
m.youtube.com
He only prepared a winning speech haha
Jackson Jones
Teddy goat should be a champion in wwe