Why are these simps in the business

Why are these simps in the business

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guys i fell

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What, AEW? I saw the show 2nite. I'd hardly say they're a business. Hell, TNA is written and run better than them!

Look at this gay shit, they're having so much fun too. How lame.

The biggest problem with the Young Cucks is that they're complete marks for themselves. If somebody told them doing an epic cool hadouken super punch spot meant a million lost fans they are the type that would go through with it anyway. Then they would go on Twitter telling them they're all wrong because they still have fans and Meltzer gave them a 4.5.

Basically think WCW Hogan but instead of burying people to inflate their ego they do super kicks. Actually scratch that because they buried the Lucha Bros which are better talents than they'll ever be.

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how marks can defend this kind of shit

Fucking hell I didn't realize how much I hated seeing people doing simultaneous dropkicks until I saw this.

>It's a video game event, they're playing to the crowd!

Everybody knows movies are fake. But I don't think I've ever seen a film where people basically look into the camera, wink, and say "I'm just an actor, none of this is really happening".

I don't know why pro-wrestling can't understand that anymore.

This show doesn't even make sense kayfabe wise. Why would you go to dropkick somebody again after you've seen like three failed dropkick attempts? One of those simps should have been prepared with a dropkick counter at the end. Fucking stupid.

Deadpool, Truman Show.

>Truman Show

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Breaking the fourth wall is nothing new (cinema, literature, theatre)

Christ, this subreddit is "well acthually" as shit anymore.

Yes you goat fucking retards, I know that fourth wall breaking exists, do you understand that it isn't the norm? For fuck's sake, no wonder wrestling is garbage now, look at the half-illiterate knuckle dragger fanbase, they probably need to dumb it down even more.

Unironically, kill yourselves, if you can't even pull off "read and parse a three sentence statement", you're just wasting everybody's air.

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The young turds killed the superkick forever

>THIS IS AWESOME
*CLAP, CLAP, CLAPCLAPCLAP*
>THIS IS AWESOME
*CLAP, CLAP, CLAPCLAPCLAP

WWMEME BTFO

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Go back faggot to reddit where you belong.

But that's literally what it was though?

>Also in 1918, in A Dog's Life, after finding a wallet with money in it, "The Tramp", Chaplin's most famous character, looks right at the audience with his signature eyebrow raised. Oliver Hardy was one of the first notable examples of breaking the fourth wall in his films with Stan Laurel, when he would often stare directly at the camera to seek sympathy from viewers. Comedy films by Mel Brooks, Monty Python, and Zucker, Abrahams and Zucker frequently broke the fourth wall, such that with these films, "the fourth wall is so flimsy and so frequently shattered that it might as well not exist", according to The A.V. Club. Kōji Mitsui breaks the fourth wall in Kurosawa's The Lower Depths.

Have cultural experience attitude era zoomers...

> do you understand that it isn't the norm?
I guess the answer to that question - which I might have guessed from the fact that you obviously have the literacy of a dead bird - is no, you don't understand.

I can't imagine being so goddamn stupid, that even something as simple as "this is not the norm with A, but they do it all the time with B" evades your grasp like a fine mist. What a fucking genetic disaster you are, no wonder people are embarrassed to watch wrestling. With fans this breathtakingly stupid, they should be.

This room temperature IQ faggot honestly thinks that most entertainment breaks the fourth wall, un-fucking-beliveable. If you're too much of an incompetent lard ass to do your parents the favor of killing yourself, at least just stick to posting repetitive Kevin Nash memes ten thousand times in a row from now on instead of trying to LARP as a somebody who could graduate grade school on Yea Forums.

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I hate that one of the young bucks had to stay standing up longest after taking the kick, to low key look strong

Wrestling deserves to die.

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lmaooo
Can it get any more autistic than that?
No wonder wrestling's dead if that will be WWE's main challenger the next decade

I know it's cool these days to let vidya live in your head rent free but it's a double palm strike to the chest/solar plexus like Liger's shotei, I also know Yea Forums has zoomer goldfish brains so much worse shit like invisible hand grenades and the offense of a man with no legs being sold as credible never seems to get brought up, almost as if The Elite are living in heads rent free as well

I used to think wrestling maintained kayfabe in the old days through dedication to craft, "living the act", etc. Now, I realize that it's just that wrestling fans would unironically have trouble outsmarting an especially clever baboon.

And now let's go through the list of the most successful films and TV shows that never once break the 4th wall. Comedy and tongue in cheek films break the 4th wall to get a reaction from the audience. Wrestlers constantly breaking it just bury their own shit and make it impossible to get invested in anythin they're doing because, in their mind, "it's all fake anyway." No one's thinking that during an episode of GoT or during a theatre play, but these carny fucks can't get it through their thick skulls.

>The Young Bucks are neat wrestlers, reminds me of silent movies. Physical comedy is still alive...

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I can see the light bending around this post

I was able to call tonight's Bucks/Rhodes match almost spot for spot.

Probably because you're so obese you've collapsed in on yourself and become a singularity of fat

It's just a matter of time before Cody fires them.

that's going to be a yikes from me dog

I can't watch AEW because of the Young Cucks and all this tranny shit. This mark run promotion is going to have a quick death

I hope it has a long drawn out death. Watching all the fans slowly turn on it will be quite enjoyable (plus it keeps them away from NJPW)

>Young Marks have been trying to get themselves over for years.
>Still aren't over and overshadowed by every person they latch on to.

I could barely finish watching some highlights, had to skip some parts, it is too bad.

That's a pass from me

*vibrates*

This was tonight or the one after DoN?