OK Joshifags
Explain this shit
OK Joshifags
Tyler Flores
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Nicholas Thompson
One goddess on the far right, and three useless fragile botch machines that can't work. What's there to explain that already hasn't?
Ayden Garcia
One thing I did learn is that the Doctor is an autist that can't tell Asians apart.
Bentley Morgan
Bea and Shoko and Riho all looked great.
Adam Sullivan
God, I hate women
Isaiah Martinez
Britt Baker got concussed by Bea Priestley. Match fell apart immediately afterwards for obvious reasons. Nakajima and Riho interplay was so fucking great and smooth. Britt, in her daze, tried to tag in her opponent which will unfortunately probably be the most memorable thing out of this match. I feel so bad for Nakajima, her and Riho were by far the best.
Caleb Anderson
"People’s interpretation of what they see depends on their personal degree of enlightenment."
You, evidently, are not enlightened enough to understand and appreciate joshi puroresu - or pro-wrestling in general for that matter.
Carter Flores
ding-dong diddly this desu
Daniel Lee
>I feel so bad for Nakajima, her and Riho were by far the best.
I don't understand. The match and the performers were all over with the crowd. Even Britt and Bea's standoff and subsequent trading of strikes got a huge pop despite Britt's "bad" performance. The match was successful.
Nathan Carter
What about "Women" with penises?
Gabriel Gomez
Two Joshi great Wrestlers, one babe who wears too much makeup, and one who pretty average in the Ring.
Oliver Thomas
Women can't wrestle
Parker Thompson
Britt should work in Japan not just so she can get better but hopefully so she can sort out the absolute fucking state of Joshi teeth in 2019
Owen Wood
>This is a good match for Joshifags
Even CMLL has better women, not even talking about AAA or WWE itself
Henry Foster
White womeme wrestlers were a mistake.
Nolan Lewis
Bea- Top champ in Stardom
Shoko- Top champ in TJPW
Riho- Ace of Gatoh Move and long time champion
Britt- A dentist with little wrestling experience.
Ryan Fisher
match was thrown together last minute because yuka was injured
also britt may have been concussed
Noah Russell
Riho looked good
Shoko found her footing towards the end
Bea was meh
Britt was concussed
Henry Murphy
The actual Joshis were pretty based and over but there's only so much you can do with a concussed broomstick and Osperay's ascended rat.
Lucas Peterson
Based joshi chad
Evan Phillips
How do I achieve this physique?
Asher Cox
Lose height, hit the hormones, dilate, and get a clue
Juan Torres
Britt being complete trash made Shoko look sloppy because she was out of position for literally everything so Shoko had to slow down all of her offense to compensate, which sucked. It was pretty good otherwise. Bea even looked good and got super over. Riho is a fucking star and I'm really worried about her getting seriously injured by shitters like Britt, Leva, etc.
Chase Johnson
twitter.com
Brittany confirming that she has a concussion.
Dylan Bennett
So you are telling me, that these Japanese girls only are good when they have matches between themselves in a small arena in Japan when nobody watches.
Great
Blake Rodriguez
>No medical staff at the venue
>Has to have a referee drive injured wrestlers to a hospital
This is the big leagues!?!?!?!?
Cooper Baker
Her very first act when getting into the ring was to give her opponent a concussion.
Lincoln Roberts
No, I'm saying that despite having to carry an uncoordinated parttimer, Shoko, Riho and Bea managed to still have a really great women's match by US standards and managed to get over with the live crowd. Because they did.
Michael Reed
>Shoko, Riho and Bea managed to still have a really great women's match
one of these things is not like the others
Hudson Ward
>really great women's match by US standards
Yeah,no
The match was a mess, and they "getting over" with that particular crowd ,it's not a big achievement
Elijah Watson
Was that supposed to be one of those Trevor Lee stomp spots but springboarding? Sounds dangerous af, tbqh
Brody Bailey
This one was legitimately on Britt, Bea did nothing wrong, but because Britt was spaced out she didn't fall down with Bea and just stood still and let Bea collapse into her awkwardly.
Elijah Long
>adam coles gf is a shitter
poetry
Cameron Lee
Is that really her fault? Baker looked like she was out of position. I don't know. I don't really care, I wasn't dumb enough to watch this shit live.
Brody Watson
Riho can fly, man.
Henry Long
Technically they did have medical staff at the venue, unfortunately she was a dentist and was concussed.
Evan Scott
kek
Jordan Thomas
Asshole.
Angel Perry
Congratulations you described joshi pro wrestling
Caleb Collins
That is very blatantly Britt Baker being out of position which was the story of the whole match. She was in n the wrong place for literally every spot - always too close. You must have a smooth brain if you can't figure that out, especially since its in the post you replied to ya simp.
ONE person was a mess, everyone else worked around that and did as good a job as is possible.
Mason Butler
HA! GOT EEEM!
Angel Hill
This match was a disaster.
That little midget furry looked like a joke. The other jap was a toothpick. The goth girl was okay tho. And Cole's girl is the absolute Worst of ALL TIME. Complete botch match and everything looked terrible. Imagine thinking anyone or anything about this match was good. The only thing worse than this...and I could not believe there could be such a thing...was the Brandi match. Omg.
Chase Edwards
>posting a gif of the botch machine Charlotte Flair who can't do a moonsault without landing on her feet to try and show up the Joshis
Okay
Justin Gonzalez
>because someone had to slow down and fuck up her own offense to protect Britt Baker who was actively shitting up the match they are bad
Nice negative IQ. Its lucky Shoko is so small, anyone else would have hit Britt in the face every time. Bea had to deal with her running right into her and could have been seriously hurt too. This dentist chick is horricially unsafe. Imagine if it was Miyu and not Shoko, like, Britt would have been KOed instantly.
Landon Rodriguez
The Joshi's are based and entertaining
The WWW (western women wrestlers) are cringe and shit
Joshua Jones
this is objectively true
Connor Kelly
>The one that got a concussion because Bee kicked her in the back of the head like a dumbass is the unsafe one
Are you retarded?
Adrian Evans
>pin Riho to protect Britt
>Britt looks like such a retard during the match that she is way more damaged than if she was ever pinned
>ruin 2 girls for the price of one
I wonder who put her up to this, hmm...
Jordan Bell
Riho should not have been pinned. Britt is a shitter and over-rated.
Zachary Peterson
I've seen Bea work safe matches, even though she's garbage. She's a lot less of a liability than this chick who is clearly not good enough to be working with people like Shoko or Riho.
Blows my mind that Shida, Britt and Bea are being focused on while being completely shit.
Robert Johnson
Tony decides W/Ls. Britt is his girl. Protect her.
Jack Perry
I'm going to rape Tony in the summer of '19 so that he pushes the joshis instead
Jaxson Nguyen
They're blatantly more popular and get better reactions so you won't have to. Riho will hopefully be the first champ.
Dylan Gonzalez
Of course she worked safe matches but she isn't the safest wrestler, I'm surprised she hasn't injured more people in Stardom. This was my first time watching Britt Baker and I won't judge or blame her considering she was concussed 2 minutes into the match.
Luis Smith
Sorry Tony, you can't stop me I've already committed
Evan Lopez
I'm pretty sure Toni Storm hurt more people in Stardom than Bea has and people act like she's incredible. Bea is atleast passable.
Jason Nguyen
Only people that don't watch Stardom think Toni is great. Both Bee and Toni are shitters.
Josiah King
True. But they're both better than Britt Baker.
Adam Wilson
thats not a high bar
Carter Edwards
In the grand scheme of Western women wrestling its the highest standard.
Luke Hughes
let's be honest
There are like 5 great Joshi in Japan, a dozen that go from good to decent and a lot of mediocre overhyped idols (as you can see in this thread)
Joshua Lewis
based
cringe
Jaxon Wilson
Dr. Britt Baker bay bay
Parker Sanders
Konami, Arisa, AZM, Yuka, Saree, Mio Momono, Tsukka, Chihiro, Yuu, Mizuki, Riho, Cherry, Tsukushi, Jungle Kyona, Momo, Starlight Kid.
I just named more than that off the top of my head while walking my dog and I barely watch joshi ya mark.
Brayden Ross
go back to eating out Steph please Adam
Nathaniel Fisher
There's 5 great wrestlers and a bunch of good ones in Stardom alone so that statement is wrong.
Oliver Lewis
trips of truth
Justin Walker
as you can see Joshifags like their girls VERY YOUNG
Dylan Sanders
Yep. Meiko, Nanae, Arisa Nakajima, Sareee, Takumi. That's who'd I say are tier 1.
Brandon Lee
>AZM, Starlight Kid
Nah dude they are not there yet, switch them with Mayu and Kagetsu
>Arisa
Which one Hoshiki or Nakajima? Both are great tho
Isaac Gutierrez
T.Nanae
Luke Ross
thanks
Parker Lee
>forgetting based DASH
Levi Johnson
>Cherry, Tsukka, Yuka
>young
Pls go back to r/edrones
I was doing a 2 for 1 desu.
Christopher Edwards
Yuka is like 28 you simp
Alexander Wood
Yuuka looks and acts like a little girl, that's why you idiots post her instead a better but uglier Joshi
Jason Gutierrez
>Omagad people post the better looking joshis on an image board
Truly shocking
Luke Morris
no Yuka is just cute
Adam Martinez
You know the gag, dude. I actually did a school exchange as a teenager in Japan and met teenage Yuka so I know she's the same age as me.
John Ramirez
true, also my dad is tony khan
Tyler Fisher
my uncle knows Yuka, he said he grew up with her in Fukuoka back in 1873
Elijah Hall
Based Shoko
Logan Hernandez
Yuka is a genie so she is immortal
Colton Stewart
How old are you if your uncle is 144 years old?
Oliver Long
>all of those busted faces
Yeah. That's a hard pass from me.
Logan Garcia
10/10 post
Julian Gomez
BRITT VS SHOKO IN A "WHOEVER CUMS FIRST LOSES" MATCH
Noah Hall
triple threat with yuka as well
Ryder Thompson
>Miyu is like Godzilla, Yuka is like Mothra, and I am just a nobody kaiju like Anguirus, but I want to see Anguirus win! I will get it done at Korakuen! Please come watch!
Was this the ultimate TJPW promo?
Levi Taylor
Yes.
Michael Gomez
damn
Charles Brown
ANGURIUS IS GLOBAL NOW, SHE SPREAD THE WORD
And no, I am not crying.
Jonathan Lewis
>watching this
>Baker tries to tag in shoko BEFORE getting heemed
lol from the way people were talking they made it sound like the heemening happened at the beginning of the match and Baker was out of it for the rest of the time
Baker is just fucking sloppy as fuck, this is embarrassing.
Isaac Martinez
you are incorrect. watch it again.
Kayden Myers
About what? Baker doesn't get heemed until like 10 minutes into the match, she tries to tag Shoko in like 5 minutes in.
Brayden Butler
she gets kicked into the head the second Bea gets tagged in for the first time, it's the first thing Bea does in the match, concuss her.
Luis Carter
She got rocked a few times and could have hurt both Shoko and Bea by being ludicrously bad, but the alleged concussion happened before the tag mistake.
I've actually never seen someone manage to be out of position for literally every move in a match before this.
Bentley Collins
Based Shoko
Brayden Baker
That isn't where she got the concussion you fucking mouthbreather. It was this spot Compare the referee's reactions, it's obvious where she got fucking injured. You have to be the biggest fucking mark on the planet to get worked by a basic fucking stomp like that.
John Russell
that spot happened because Britt was already concussed and fucked it up
Anthony Gonzalez
Yes it was. She hitted her hard on the head at the beginning. The kick later on just made things worse.
Isaiah Hughes
She literally calls the ref over after the botched tag to tell her she's fucked so it's obvious it happened at the start.
The stomp botch was Britt fault though and was more likely to hurt Bea.
Christopher Edwards
Watched this match just now. the one acting like a dog was cringey as fuck.
Logan Watson
It was this spot you fucking retard. If you watched the match you would have saw that after Britt makes the tag she calls the ref to tell her she is kinda fucked and it's before the flying knees.
Daniel Hall
>dog
Anthony Gray
She has a tail she is clearly a dog
David Sanchez
She's a wolf ya dingus.
Jason Ortiz
She's a bitch
Evan Walker
When did she change her name from Kris Wolf to Shoko Nakajima?
Isaac Hall
I don't care how fragile and made of glass her dome piece is, that isn't hard enough to get a concussion.
>Britt makes the tag she calls the ref to tell her she is kinda fucked
Wow, I didn't realize they mic'd the ring that well.
Gabriel Clark
>that isn't hard enough to get a concussion
Are you a doctor that can judge from videos? People get KO'd from shitty looking shots in combat sports all the time.
>Wow, I didn't realize they mic'd the ring that well.
I'm sure they were talking about earings while a match was happening in the midle of the ring.
Gabriel Baker
>Abdullah the Butcher hoodie
Well dang she based
Brody Howard
why did the ref allow this then
Xavier Baker
Based
Jordan Green
what's to explain? women can't wrestle
Jacob Walker
the fuck if I know, Britt probably told the ref she could continue the match when clearly she should have stayed on the apron and just let Riho do the work.
Cameron Walker
>Are you a doctor that can judge from videos? People get KO'd from shitty looking shots in combat sports all the time.
Actually, recognizing and diagnosing concussions is a big part of my job.
>I'm sure they were talking about earings while a match was happening in the midle of the ring.
Probably talking about the fucking botch that just happened, idiot.
Nolan James
>Actually, recognizing and diagnosing concussions is a big part of my job.
nice LARP
>Probably talking about the fucking botch that just happened, idiot.
Yeah right, the ref stopped paying attention to the action in the ring to go talk with Britt how funny it was that she tried to tag to wrong jap.