All Elite Wrestling presents: Double Or Nothing Game Thread #8/Post-game thread

DO YOU WANT TO CHANGE THE WOoOoOoOoORLD ?

>hey fanz this match didn't matter

5 stars promo

>the other product

Tired of the "house show" or "Watch BTE...." excuse
Unless All Out is as good as Double or Nothing, then this is nothing.

cut every match time in half and you'd have had a good show

BIG MONEY KHAN

good job Khans. Just called an audible to end this shitty Young cucks promo

KEK what is this amateur shit
oh boy

uh did the stream die or is it just mine

150,000?

damn.

That's pretty crazy.

really fun show tbqh. i don't get how people hate on YB matches either. they are cringe on social media but every match i have seen of theirs has been really fun

Kenny/Jooshy was good but nothing else was really worth it. Also JR/commentary in general was fucking abysmal.

Omega's theme is fucking gay and it's disappointing he's using that gay version with the vocals.

Fucking shit, kenny is the only thing worth watching on this show

>Kahn worth 6 Billion
>150k check
Why even bother?

THEIR
BEST
SHOW
YET!

why are jungle boy and luchasaurus out there? lol

150,000 dollars. Nice.

What a shitshow

>AEW puts on free shows
>E-virgins complain that the shows aren't as good as the 50 dollar PPVS
thats the fucking point

can't believe mario is donating THAT much money to charity
fukken based

We need to raise money for victims of the Young Cucks matches

>Free show
>get $150,000 to donate
Like or don't like AEW, but this is a damn nice gesture

Instrumental version would be fine. Just the vocals are gay as hell

Cawdy is hot in the mic.

Kahn looks like my uncle

SCU vs Lucha Bros was a little dope.

when am I getting my check?

this is some cringy shit

>cody getting all hyped and energetic after a supposedly grueling match
this is pretty yikes ngl

Because they’re the most based members of the roster

god i wish i was brandi

Cody is fucking saving what would've been a shitty end to this show.

>quick, the show was mediocre, let's reference WWE for cheap pops from our retard fans!

>we're not trying to compete with WWE
>mentions WWE every chance they get
hmmm

NOOOOO

The bucks win is already forgotten kek

Cody carrying this company on his back

imagine not cringing at this pap

This is pure crinfe.

Is this a wrestling company or an amateur theater troupe

kenny looks like someone just woke him up

>new female Whoville member debuts cold with 80lb asian cosplayers
>dentist wrestler gets confused which chink is her partner
>Darby Anus, Jimmy Cringe, and Joey Janetty teaming up to see if they alter space time with collective jobber aura
>still all three weighing less collectively then what you would expect one real wrestler to weigh
>spot monkeys forget who's turn it is to spot during match
>Janetty letting the auidence know Cornette is indeed still renting space in his head free of charge
>Perfect Jobber defeats Darby Anus with one move when Cody couldnt do the same thing in 20 minutes
>being lawn darted onto a ramp and eating a top rope swinging neck breaker gets a 2 count in this more realistic promotion
>not knowing who or what the fuck the Championship committee is
cucked owner/10

DO THE FINGER GUN

Virtue-Signal Elite Wrestling

It's for a libtard cause to "prevent future gun violence" aka taking away gun rights.
My cold dead hands cucks, my cold dead hands.

they should all start fortnite dancing in the ring

holy fucking cringe

Kenny, you're not off the air, all those Meteoras must have fucked with your brain.

Is Kahn regretting this yet?

God above this is cringy

I don't get this promo

we're reaching new levels of cringe, HOLY SJITTTT

HOLY FUCKING CRINGE

strike 2.

ALL OUT will be the potential nail in the coffin for all elite wrestling.

>BOOOIIIIING
Is that another shitty reference or just pure cringe from the mind of Kenny?

>we're off the air

wtf is he on lol

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Kenneth is cute

HE CAN'T DO THE FINGER GUN CAUSE THIS EVENT IS ABOUT GUN VIOLENCE SO HERE'S YOUR BOING

>omega low-key telling the audience to have sex

BOING

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Oh I'm the same. Big believer of 2A and have guns myself. A homosexual hating mudfucker killed a lot of people in a community that "banned" guns.

The victims getting the money and being remembered is one thing. Using the horrible event to remove guns is another.

Rate this shitshow

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that was boring. giving them a pass until their TV starts though

>the WWE killer

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>>being lawn darted onto a ramp and eating a top rope swinging neck breaker gets a 2 count in this more realistic promotion
Stop watching pro wrestling

Yeah that looked pretty dumb. That whole closing thing was silly

Wtf was the shit show at the end?

guys he cant fucking say "GOODNIGHT BANG!!" at a show for people whose literal last thing they heard was a bang before being blasted by an bitter incel at a madden tournament

come on now

>GOOD BYE
>*SMOOCH*
>AND GOOD NIGHT
>...BOING!

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I mean, it makes sense that this is the one show Kenny won't do his gunshot bang. why are we angry at his one time boing?

>Stop watching pro wrestling
Watch New Japan

I don't think this semen slurping company is for me/10

don't think bro, just be outraged over inane shit

Well, it wouldn't be fitting if he did "Goodbye and good night, bang" on a show where they donated 150,000 dollars to a gun violence charity.

E-Drones are seething/10

You can't counter program is bro.

fuck this show, the bucks matches are more predictable than WWE, and they shit on WWe for being predictable, fuck the Bucks

>ruins commentary in your path
get this fucker outta there

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Avalon v Kiss 3/10
Bea/Midget v Riho/Britt 5/10
Manlet trio match 3/10
Tag 3-way 3/10
Brandi/Allie 4/10 but only because it was Kongpilled
Hangmanlet v Supergay 2/10

Haven't watched the rest yet

>leaving NJPW and the the top strap to say BOING in a swamp in florida

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>entire dedicated to hating on guns

at least WWE doesn't hate the Constitution

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I wondered if this show was based or cringe, but after the BOING
yeah, it's a cringe from me, dawg

After 3 shows I think it is safe to say that i'm going to stick to New Japan. Nice try guys, but you shit the bed.

>boing
jesus they just can't help themselves

Dude bucks need to be put in the lower jobber part of that card stat. Holy fuxking shit they should NEVER main event

>Cody saves the promo and ends the night on a high note
>Kenny has to say BOING before they go off the air.

Come on, dude.

fuck I like hangman but his match was the worst of the show by far

is it worth watching the joshi match?

Sonny Kiss vs Nyla Rose would be dimes

Why do they do the 10 minutes have passed thing but there's no other rules. Someone gets a top rope Frankensteiner from a manager in full view of the ref and that's legal?

*is literally the most over person in AEW in your path*

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Yes, Britt Baker was concussed by Bea halfway through.

did Kenny shoot up after his match? he looked pale and zoned out during the outro shit

if you love botches yes

There is no DQ in a triple threat

Contrarian bullshit aside, it was better than Fyter Fest, not as good as Double or Nothing

+Experimentation with the librarians is starting to trend positive. They need shitheel jobbers and having them just come out and tell the crowd to shutup without making a story out of it seems to work. Avalon got plenty of heat and Kiss got over with the crowd.
+Bea Priestly is really good and they need to strap a rocket to her ass
+Trios match had good storytelling
+SCU vs Lucha Bros was good, Fenix is a goddamn star and needs a rocket strapped to him
+Luchasaurus and Jungle Boy are over as fuck
+Jericho still works as the top heel but needs to start thinking about stepping back after All Out
+CIMA vs Omega was MOTN
+Bucks vs Rhodes showed the Bucks can have a good match when they fuck off with the synchronized gymnastics shit. The tandem sharpshooters was the worst part of that match, most everything else was good.

-Joshi match was sloppy, they need to train the western chicks with no Joshi experience how to work with them
-Nobody gives a shit about Dark Order. If they want a spooky heel tag team, they need to have a hard think about how they're booking those guys
-Brandi needs to work with the Joshi, she still sucks
-Hangman vs Sabian needed more intensity. Hangman needs more storyline to get people to care about him. Right now he's just the guy because he's the guy and nobody has really explained why.
-Ladder match doesn't make sense. What's at the top of the ladder?
-Bucks need to knock the synchronized bullshit off. Flips are actually great for getting over with a casual crowd but without psychology and storytelling (i.e. a reason for the flip), they won't hook anybody long term.

Overall an improvement on Fyter Fest, decent show.

This is what madness looks like

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The show was good, you twat. I know you loser did not even watch it.

Thank fuck for the G1
>womans Tag team botch
>The “committee” has never been established but can make matches
>Brandi underdog promo and comes out with a heel monster manger
>”Made up wrestling brothers”
>why the fuck is Marko Stunt on my screen this was not on BTE or road 2
>3 way tag went to long Luchasaurus and junlge boy are stars (but i knew this before AEW)
>Marko legit looks like a 10 year old and they don't want weight divisions

yeah that synchronized shit never looks good and they do it in every fucking match
I wish they would stop

He's the worst but JR is not far behind

You're conditioned by WWE to think that if anyone outside the match so much as touches anyone in the match, it's an instant DQ. A referee can have discretion. Not every touch requires an instant DQ.

that and cody whipping people with his belt
and the refs were all over the place with keeping tag partners out of the ring, sometime they'd stop them before they even left ringside, and other times they'd completely ignore them
especially in the main event. i know the ref was supposed to have been picked by the bucks and was giving them special treatment, but him pissing at dustin then just staring at the bucks as they both stood 2v1 in the ring and superkicked the back of cody's head had my inner mark boiling

Why aren't they raising money to stop obesity? That shit kills WAY more people than any and all gun violence/suicide combined.

>western women wrestlers

Unironically, Riho, Yuka, and Luchasaurus are the only three who are properly over with the AEW Universe

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holy faceblind racism
is she cancelled on twitter yet? is there a call to fire her hashtag trending?

>Is this a wrestling company or an amateur theater troupe
This is exactly how this company comes across; not as a pro-wrestling promotion, but a fucking troupe of actors putting on plays and they all get together after every show and thank the audience for attending. It's awful.

> they need to train the western chicks with no Joshi experience how to work with them
This is America. They need to train the joshis how to work heel. Fucking Nyla Rose had to carry those two shitters to a decent match at Fyter Fest.

>What's at the top of the ladder?
AAA tag belts

She just huffed a little too much laughing gas before the match bro.

Jungle Boy was over. Darby Allin got a massive pop in his match, too. Sonny Kiss got a pretty positive reaction.

>Unironically, Riho, Yuka... are properly over
Lmao

New Japan does the same overkill bullshit.

obese people have health complications because of their own dumb habits
people who get shot by some angsty teen did nothing to deserve it

lmao

>Nobody gives a shit about Dark Order. If they want a spooky heel tag team, they need to have a hard think about how they're booking those guys

They were ok in the ring but the gimmick sucks.

Stop bullying Britt, it's not her fault Bea turned her brain to mush

They only had babyfaces in the ring after the show. I don't see anything wrong with this.

all 3 suck

Hopefully the road to ALL OUT focuses on Hangman Page and gives him more transfond.

yeah he needs more transfond

>did nothing to deserve it
Lets not go crazy now.

Unironically is Kenny gay? He sounds like a fag

Pro wrestling is literally amateur theater carnival shit.

The Hangman/Sabian match didn't need to be that long. Just let Hangman take 80% of the match and pin him in 8 minutes.

NEVER book that building on the middle of the summer ever again. The temperature killed the crowd/pacing of the matches at certain points

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yeah man, it's pretty widely known he's in a relationship with kota ibushi

>They were ok in the ring but the gimmick sucks.
The fat guy was awful. Made it feel like a yardtard match

I don't think AEW needs more trans anything

Shoot or kayfabe?

If Cody is a face then tell him and his wife to stop wrestling as heels. Makes zero sense.

time for some decent wrestling

It's a work. He's engaged to Hikaru Shida.

This. I thought maybe the crowd wasn't properly mic'd until somebody in the thread mentioned heat and I checked the Jacksonville weather. 75% humidity for five hours, no wonder they were dead.

repeating this over and over doesn't mean it's true

shoot
they're currently making a HBO doc about it

A fucking OPEN building no less. I make trips down to FL and Jacksonville so I can only imagine how it felt after 4 hours.

I have to rewatch it cause my stream was fucking up (would loop back 20 seconds) but I give it a 7.5. That 3 tag match was pretty good.

Also BEA is BAE

Can someone explain what happened at the ending that nonevent is talking about?

>Ibushi breaking his neck on a rollup only gets a two count
faggot

It was ok. Should stop doing these shows though, they need to hold off until they're on TV. It's hard to give a fuck about matches when there's no story. A lot of these guys are still too green. Hope they learned a lot from the last two shows and fix some of the production issues.

This was on Cody, what the fuck was he thinking? Kenny clearly didn't want to do it

gun violence you retard, not guns

>triggering rape victims instead of gun victims
Has someone checked up on Kevin?

6/10, would be 7/10 if they cut the pre-show / women's wrestling shit

>bully fat faggot so he's not fat anymore
>can't handle the bantz so he comes back and shoots everyone
And you wonder why they're not fighting obesity? Last we need is all the burgers to shoot each other