Yet another terrible show

>Yet another terrible show
wtf bros you told me they would kill WWE

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They squandered the good faith from Double or Nothing

It's been thoroughly enjoyable since the women's wrestling.
Sorry you're impossible to please.

Better than Exmeme Rules

This

TONY KHAN IS IN THE BUBBBLE

This show is just catering to same fans that already watch NXT and shit

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>Shitty 6-man tag where Havoc is randomly untouchable
>3 way tag where a dancing midget shows up and interferes in front of the ref to no dq
>An okay match

nice try false flag E drone

It's about on par with solid WWE main roster PPVs. I was expecting them to put on shows comparable to Takeovers.

Here's my take. Everyone should have been worried from the get when it was called All Elite Wrestling. Just like we should have known shit was going to go south when Impact was renamed TNA by Russo. Instead of giving it a name that focused solely on wrestling or explained the kind of wrestling they would have like ECW, it was named after a stable. And that is the start of the problem. The focus is not on the in ring product regardless of what their PR machine says and that is obvious to eyeballs and the fact that they're creating angles that require viewing BTE to have any sense of the bad joke theyre trying to make with certain matches. None of this shit meshes. The Youncg Bucks and Omegas humor clashes with Cody's style of booking his matches and that clashes with the joshis and other irregular fringe stuff theyre trying to incorporate. Even if you like joshis and what not the point is that you know jit is a niche of a niche and they do next to nothing of explaining any of it. Tonight they said Beau Priestly had been one of their first sign ups and it was 5 months in the making for her to debut. She debuts cold in a match with joshis. I have no idea who she is, and have never heard of the promotion she was with so why should I care? This isnt a Jericho or Mox who has a history and is a known commodity. This is literally someone only the people already following her would know. They're running this like a glorified indy league. ROH with more money or early TNA with a less talented roster. And then to make things even more strange suddenly there is a Championship Committee. Who the fuck is that? Are they trying to say someone other than the Bucks, Cody and the rest of the Elite are booking when in kayfabe and shoot we know thats true. Did they rename that group? No one knows. So now they have a corporate entity that apparently makes matches and there is even less separation between them and the company they keep swearing theyre not competing with.

>Sorry you're impossible to please.

Not OP but, how much of a pleb are you?
>someone doesn't like garbage
>i-impossible to please
AEW's just shit.

>Double or Nothing was awesome
>these last two "shows"
I'll buy in the house show meme if All Out is the same as this shit

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Couldnt have said it better myself.
The shows just catering to what the "EVP"s want and they dont even all want the same thing.
Kenny wants joshi shit and a japanese style product
Bucks want comedy shit
Cody wants to take shots at wwe and be wcw

>where Havoc is randomly untouchable
Worked

Jesus Christ, you ever here "less is more"? No one is gonna read all this.

DoN was as good as it's gonna get. These shows have been far more indicative of their weekly product.
In fact, that'll probably be worse holy fuck. More regular screen-time for the shitters and they won't be able to emphasize the decent matches.
They're also already burning through their top matches. Cody/Dustin vs Cucks, Omega vs Jericho, what's even left that could headline? Cody vs Jericho, that's it.

Nigga learnt o read and leave that man alone. You think less is more because when you whip your dick out you have to say something to women so they can understand why your mattel smooth crotch is missing a key component. Nigga take your narrow dick can read a lick showing your crotch makes people around you sick ass back to that windowless basement you call an adobe.

>b-but great wokers, five star matches, m-muh workrate

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Oh look the redditor who can't cut a promo is back

DoN wasn't even that good. It was an ok show, the kind WWE sometimes puts out as well.
Wrestling might just not be for me after all.

Nigga why dont you use your fingers for something like better like making another fucking hot pocket so you can then post a video tutorial on how to turn the shit into a fleshlight. Your fucking bedroom looks like a Buffalo Bill shit hole in the ground with you dancing dickless in the mirror. shut your big ass potato head having trap porn fapping dick only you're brave enough to be slapping spectrum inhabiting mouth the fuck up

This, Mediocre is the new spectacular

You need only look at the 10 man/MJF/Darby/Cody booking to see how much of a clusterfuck it's been. That's just one example, there's a list of things they've left undelivered or just fucked up on.

They need a serious Tim Thatcher type on their roster to balance out the silliness or just literally anyone with a decent physique and that doesn't look like an emaciated gay porn model.

Who and wtf are the Championship committee? Im beggin someone to tell me

I'm an AEWchad and will admit, it's really embarrassing. Idk why I thought we could compete with the E, when all our wrestlers are so green and inexperienced and most importantly: don't have the look.

Nigger you expect anyone of us to read all that.

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Tldr.
No star is build because AEW expects people to have knowledge of the wrestlers involved.
There is no one in charge so everything is a clusterfuck because its just the elite booking their shows to masturbate to themselves.

we did it bros

WWE is FINISHED! good night and good boing, vince

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show desperately needed moxley
and a tag match shouldnt be a main event unless its a ladder match or something cool, regular tag match for a main event is pretty weak even for a b-show.

me in the light blue

It looks like
>she
has a beard and moustache

It was a meaningless free event , it was really just an event for the live crowd

Too bad they didn't like it either.

>Kofi in the background
Fucking traitor

Total rip off.

Shit sucked.

As bad as it fucking sounds they do need a decent booker. I hate saying it, but Cody, Brandy, the Cucks, and Kenny need to step the fuck back let non-competitors book.
Take out the whole tying it to Nightmare Family and BTE, have fuck it Jake and Dustin book, stop letting the Cucks do their whole every tag is technically a tornado tag by the end.
That said who's looking forward to the Kong vs Kong storyline?

The live crowd fell asleep in the main event

He's wrestling for a real company instead

>it was a free show it doesn't matter if it sucked!

that's not how it works. there's a thing called professionalism, it means you always meet the expectations people set for you

if okada was on this card he would've put on a five star match in less than half the time it took the young cucks to jerk each other off in the main event

at 85 degress and 75% humidity in an open air stadium you could have a fucking barn burner and still have the crowd fall asleep.

Why does Kenny always sound like a complete faggot?

he's canadian

So is Jericho. So is KO. So was Bret. So was the British Bulldog. so are like 70% of wrestlers. Im asking why Kenny sounds like a fag

Holy shit you're hilarious. Is there anyway I could have you on my podcast?

Because that’s what he is

>Using Bret
Even before his stroke, he was probably one of the most retarded sounding wrestlers this side of Nick "Eugene" Dinsmore.