All Elite Wrestling presents: Fight for the Fallen, Gamethread #5

How many of these guys on the roster are regretting signing with AEW?

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Theyre a big budget indy like roh and tna.

I know what a booking committee is retard. How do you have a booking committee when the wrestlers are VPs?

This is fucking like when Bishoff and Hogan turned heel and owned TNA in kayfabe, then a mysterious group of people were above them and booking matches involving Hogan and his heel faction

Dude, how the fuck can AEW do anything when WWE has everyone signed to long-term deals?

>Luchasaurus doing a standing moonsault
bro

when is Luchasaurus going to WWE?

dilate

>AEW on gamethread 5
>WWEvolve can't get through one
ya seethe bitch lmfao

Is the Luchasaurus gimmick that he's meant to wrestle like UndeRey Mystaker, as in a luchador tall and fucking slow?

Luchasaurus is dimes incarnate

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>even the big guy does flips
lmao

Luchasaurus is dimes

I hate that they signed those two untalented fucks. One of the WOAT tag teams and their new gimmick is aids.

What are you white niggers eating?

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"indie" = not WWE?

Why the fuk is dis so BORING

Car wrecks are more interesting.

Chucked and sneedthing

Sorry, I'm watching NJPW

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Reminder Luchasaurus is gonna lose this even tho him and Jungle boy are the only 2 people in this match worth a dime

>5 threads of people shitting on the show
b-based AEW

Deep fried cigar and iced urine. My favorites.

>what is barney the dinosaur doing in the Raw is Snore zone???

Oh shit I found Marko Stunt feels like I just spotted Waldo

Thank fucking Christ it's at 2AM and not 5.
I need to watch some good fucking wrestling.

watch wwe

Flippy shit that's good for low card. AEW is all bingo hall wrestling until the main event, then it's professional wrestling.

If you punch someone who is waiting for a tag does that count as a tag?

Strap a fucking rocket to Luchasaurus right now. Dude is over the moon.

These green and yellow power rangers need DQ'd

Are the agonizingly slow kicks more powerful?

Evolve couldn't draw dimes to shit. They literally had all the indie darlings in their roster at some point and couldn't generate any buzz.

>5 threads of e-drones seething

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How tall is that midget?

Just finished some shrimp creole

What gender is that fucking midget?

Pretty sure a tag needs to be open handed

AEW doing a great job of making me care about Extreme Rules

>tfw no marko stunt gf

Is that guy a teenager?

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can evil uno FUCK OFF

Marko legit looks like a 10 year old and they don't want weight divisions
fucking state of AEW

It's a real boy! No strings to hold him up!

>everybody talking about how great luchasaurus is while seething drones keep the thread bumped
HOES MAD
HOES MAD
HOES MAD

Dark Order fucking murdering this crowd by being so shitty

They are like the heavy shot in a fighting game

Is luchasauras based or crinse?

cope

This match has peaked Twice and they KEEP dragging it out

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So flippy shitters like Ricochet mean WWE is "indie"?

I can't fucking believe the fattest people won

what a joke

>jungle boy taking the pin

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I hope they got paid well to put over this midget

jungle boy died bros

Yes, he's a charisma vacuum and ratings killer.

have you never seen a e game thread?

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
AHAHAAHAHAH
that match peaked twice and kept fucking going

He's a libcuck so cringe

Jungle Boy and Luchasaurus are OVER AS FUCK

Both AEW and WWE suck btw.

>crinse
Phone posters need to be gassed.

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>JR instantly burying the shitter winners

And he was right to do it.

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Wait so who was the even smaller midget that ran in?

>after all the failed tries like Abyss, Kevin Thorne, Festus, etc we finally have someone who could actually be this generation's Kane
>his fucking ring name is LuchaSaurus
ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR TONY JUST BUY THE VIBORA NAME

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I was going to complain about their low card not being compelling for the millionth time then I remembered wwe signed everyone and Njpw hate these goobers for fucking up their expansion and there’s literally nothing they can do to improve it

Wwe has to work the indie style now because they've been unable to produce a single wrestler for the main card in over 10 years

why do the wrestlers keep getting shorter

Marco looks like a kid from Stranger Things

based

angelico and evans were tagged in for, what, 30 seconds?

its shit guys, watch evolve 10th anniversary on the WWE network instead

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>mini-midget attacks a wrestler
>just gets sent back instead of his time getting DQd

Dark order is an angle they've been building since double or nothing and it’s been shit the entire time.

The most based babyface in the company

Jack Evans and Angelico are so good.

Hope they start building them up.

based as fuck, takes a chad to make a weird gimmick work

>has to resort to reposting his opinion because he can't get any yous in a slow as fuck thread
Here faggot pick it up

definitely not enough to warrant them having a position in the match

Needs the e-drone hat to be complete

dude is based

I don't feel any sort of connection to Hangman Page, but everyone seems so high on the guy.

>LUCHASAURUS!
>A BOY AND HIS DINOSAUR!

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Only literal geeks wrestle in the west.

This match has all the flips.

Marko stunt, Bryan Alvarez' nemesis

Watching this shit always reminds me of why WWE waits 10-15 years to take those indie shitters. It really does seem like you need that long to call yourself a professional wrestler not a bingo bongo indie amateur

Why are there no attractive women in the crowd?

HOES MAD

>a free indie show gets more threads than smackdown and raw COMBINED this week

jesus christ...

OH NO NO....

yeah he's not the star they think he can be, he's generic as fuck
also Kip Sabian is a simp

Holy shit that match is finally over

>the state of Cringe Sabian.

He's 6'5. 240lbs. He could be the next gen Cone Stold at best.

Based Dank Order

he just got absolutely no pop

Am I the only one disappointed by the entrance music so far in AEW?

Nothing has been particularly good or memorable outside of maybe Best Friends, but that's more ironically based than anything.

he's a pretty solid worker and has a good size and look.
he just has no character

AEW has a imagine problem. Saw one glance at Kip to know this.
>all mostly skinny but maybe sometimes fit dudes who wrestle in speedos
>all kinda pale with short hair
Literally looks like half the niggas in that tag team match involving Janela and Spears.

this had better be a squash

Is Hangman one of the few wrestlers on this show who looks like a fucking wrestler?

Yeah cause you know all those monster Japanese wrestlers out there

Attractive women don't like outlaw geek shit. They like watching charismatic muscle chads.

Aew fans only cheer for comedy guys.

The Evolve show is currently doing Gulak vs Riddle and it's 3 minutes in and it's no joke the a way better match than anything on AEW so far

When they use these guys over on the indies with no intro, no explanation and no story it makes this all feel like an indie show.

Why aren't they making AEW feel like a new company for new wrestling fans?

>Hangman Page

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it's that type of fanbase. contrast with the new japan fans in dallas, there was a pretty good female to male ratio and some actual hotties in that crowd.

I think AEW forgot that the mainstream don't know who Page is. If you've been watching him through ROH and NJPW then you know and understand why he's gunning for the top spot, but if AEW is your first foray into wrestling, nobody knows why they're supposed to give a fuck about him.

Have him do a press conference or cut a promo or something.

you should kill yourself.

Abyss was ding-dong diddly based

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so Page is wearing Austin's attire?

Why are you lying?

he should actually go around hanging people

I'll be back in like an hour, I don't wanna miss the cody match but these others, I don't really care

I'm going to go get some nachos

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fuck

B-b-but the guy who posts the diva roll pictures got rangebanned!
E-everybody's just shitting on the show! U-us sitting in the thread skyrocketing the post count isn't rent-free coping!
W-we just d-don't like EVOLVE that much!
Leave us alone all we have to look forward to is tarps tomorrow please just let us have this please come on user no no no AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Abyss was a retard, they could've retired Kane and made him the third brother.

watch wwe

What is this gay music

so the evolve show is basically just NXT?

Nah you were just 12

The Nopopman Adam Gay

Worked.

Page needs to get a bit more cut to look like a top guy.

>and has a good size
Only next to absolute twinks like Sabian
Well Gulak and Riddle are way better talents than anyone who has been on this show so far

Think I remember Kip from the WOW threads

Half the people on the roster look like they should be doing lp's of fortnite

we are on pace for 9 threads (theres an hour an a half left)

smackdown got 3 and a half and raw got 5.

the smackdown thread is still up on this board cause it didnt even get close to 300 replies.

its not lying, E DRONE

he used to
youtube.com/watch?v=Q-bbw--9mfY
You just can't do that for the GOOD OLD COUNTRY BOY baby face

yeah, cause haitch took all of the evolve guys already

Filmed in America

>shilling for free
Kek what a simp. I guess wwe is preparing their wrestlers for the big leagues by having them wrestle in empty buildings

Compared to the ZSJ wannabe in the ring with him, absolutely.

Does Hangman have a character or gimmick other than "guy who has the look of a GOAT wrestler?"

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Woo fag

I haven't watched ROH in years. Haven't paid a lot of attention to NJPW either. Can you provide some details over Page? He has the look of a mid-card guy.

>In before someone says I'm an e-Drone.
>Haven't watched ShittyE since Wrestlemania, only read weekly show results from 411mania every so often.

>other than "guy who has the look of a GOAT wrestler?"
He sure as fuck doesn't have that

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Hangmans physique stops me from taking him seriously
Chubby with short legs.

More like NXT is basically Evolve.

He's like a cowboy or something

When will he come to AEW?

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Yeah they were too pussy to put nxt on because they figured they'd get btfo again so they just used evolve with wwe workers instead

hangman cringe

rude.

Too tall.

He's wrestling Hangman on tonight's show, are you not watching?

never, he loves NJPW and is booked like a god there

So I am not gonna explain anything to you because no promotion has ever done this with Hangman. NJPW teased wanting to do something with him last year of "misguided heel with actual potiential", but he's fucked off to AEW where you're already supposed to believe he's had that arc.

>implying you even watched it

Nice try, Mohammed.

He’s full gear ready user

yeah those thighs ruin his look

I can't believe you guys are watching this outlaw wrestling indie production instead of the WWE payperview that's on right now

Cody is five foot 11.

Too intelligent for AEW.

>so Page is wearing Austin's attire?

Ace Austin? Austin Aries? neither of them have a cowboy gimmick

Damn 'Twink' Sabian got me actin strange

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>Kip Sabian was the gay gimmick all along

OH NO

WHAT THE FUCK

That dude is back and just got kissed by Kip. What the fuck?

DID HE KISS THAT FAN

THERE HE IS

Calm down DeShawn

>how you want your ring gear senpai
>i wanna look like i came from a nickelodeon award show skit
>say no more

he's a plant

Dat nigga just kiss dat mark

THAT ONE FUCKER IS THERE

he fucking sexually assault that man....

That big NXT fan goes to everything what the fuck

Fat Everton Man BTFO

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>Kissless virgin no more

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Yet another faggot

Never aewtist, same with Juice, Ospreay, White, etc.

>Kip Sabian gonna get me tooed by a male fan
OH NO NO NO NO NO

I think at this point just assume everyone in AEW has a gay gimmick and be pleasantly surprised when they don't

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Gedo likes him so I don’t think any time soon

gay niggas
gay niggas

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I like page

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Ya seethe, Achmed?

was Sabian in WAW?

Evolve is literally just BCW

Based Kip with the gay banter

What are the odds this doesn't end with a Dead Eye?

Damn, Hangman fucking MURDERED this crowd, Jesus Christ.

JR gives zero fucks about being there.

I’m gonna cum

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These guys are alright but when is this match going to move out of first gear?

You do know that most wrestlers are faggots right? You think straight people want to roll up with sweaty men in their underwear for a living?

MAMMA MIA TOPE SUICIDA

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We all do, he's just a bit green which is why i got no beef with him putting in work in this charity house show match

Greater odds says it ends in a Brown Eye

New Japan kept teasing a big push for him, to the point where he was cutting backstage promos for them talking about how hard he's worked and how he gets the pins in tag matches. It seemed like the angle was going to be him finally breaking out and getting opportunities, but then he left and it never happened.

This push feels like a continuation of that story, but without having watched NJPW, it just seems like some dude dressed like Austin who's getting a push.

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this shit ain't abap

I’m gonna cum

This, absolutely.

Kane?

Why is this match so fucking slow? Sabian and Sammy Guevara were flipping all over the place at DoN.

>Page sucking the air out of the room once again
>despite being in a open arena

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>Hes so insecure with his sexuality he cant jokingly kiss another man without thinking sexuality

boring

Who cuter Sabian or Lexi?

is she pointing at those repeating digits?

Who booked this match to have their potential first heavyweight champ sell for manlet bitchboy?

welp lads

looks like im gonna have to turn off Fight of the Fallen a little early tonight. My wife came home early with her son and shes telling me to turn it off. apparently hes upset with the lack of "black and brown characters" (at least thats what my wife says), so im gonna turn on some d-league basketball and watch with him.

see ya'll next thread

Tyreese boiling over here

I dont know why they made Page #1 contender. He's got the look, but hes not over.

>everyone fanning themselves in the crowd
imagine the smell

>nobody cared who i was until i put on the mask

do you blame him?
the shitposting is 100x more entertaining than the actual show
someone should tweet him a link to the thread

I’m gonna cum senpai

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JR is not enjoying this and its really heartbreaking

My stream is like five minutes behind he just now kissed that mark

Seriously. Pick up the fucking pace.

They also gave him no promo time or anyone else trying to put him over as to why we should care about him.

same here, my wife's son told me to turn on the WWE network instead

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Riddle put on a good match, lads

More like Supergay Kip Gaybian

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She looks so pudgy and out of shape and un-athletic. It's quite pathetic that Stardom made her a champion when she looks like this.

Alright, they're starting to get into it, thank God.

keep the mask on baby

Gulak and Riddle had a match better than literally every match on this show or the last AEW show.

He is white Roman 2014

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9 year old pro wrestler Riho and 12 year old gravure model Maki

Hard times.

Page is actually very good but for some reason they don't push him.

This match has bad pacing though.

Yeah but nobody watched it.

is he shoot dead

Fuck off.
You finally do something interesting and get the crowd behind you, and now do this shit.

Excalibur is carrying the shit out of this commentary, he's the only one who sounds excited.

holy fuck he just tore his ACL

you see the buckle?

MARVEZ
THIS IS WRESTLING
RAISE
YOUR
VOICE
FUCK

Maki who?

let's wait to see what big dave says

He's in the world title debut match you dipshit

I've come to watch wwe people. I really hope Vince caHOLY FUCKING SHIT

oh shit

F

i did and it was based, BRO

F

Worked

kip? more like rip

All the best female wrestlers have bodies like that. It means they can take a bump without their neck/spine exploding into dust

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They needed to do SOMETHING to wake this fucking crowd up so they did that.

AEW: The Elite and people who take stupid dangerous bumps to make The Elite look good

Honestly im just waiting for tnt aew and sd fox and other new eras

Holy fuck

Fuck yea that was a hard bump

is that chris chan in a sasha banks cosplay

oh fucking christ. Don't tell me they booked another fucking draw

Has she ever had nude leaks?

>Page is actually very good but for some reason they don't push him.
the fuck are you talking about, he's headlining their next big show in a match for their top title

So is british lawndart a real move?

Dude is a fucking worker. Who's better at the desk?

They're actively trying to drag this out which is nuts to me. Have this a smooth 14 minute match. Not everything needs to be OMG EPIC NEAR FALLS against your Number 1 Contender vs. Kip Fucking Sabian

Needs more angles less matches.

Booking doesn't mean pushing. They give him no promos, no stories, no excitement. Even though he has the best look, gimmick, and can actually wrestle non-meme shit.

Page is a good worker

>that gay couple fans
lel

Why the fuck wasn't this a dismantling / squash? Sabien is a loser and Page is about to go for the world title.

This whole match should have been booked to get Page's offense and power over.

As I was saying, the only people I want to see here are WWE people and Young Bucks, I want Young Bucks in WWE. Bucks vs Usos.

Well fuck I hope not because I really didn't need to see that bush to begin with

Pretty much waiting for Kenny vs CIMA at this point.

Bruh the tag matches were full of character work.

Not yet.

White women tend to be stupid about nudes.

Natsumi Maki

Yeah. Pretty much this. They're dragging this out for no reason. I guess it's a "house" show though.

that was a very odd finish. Probably a botch?

they really need to ditch this alex simp from commentary

that's what my biceps looked like when i started doing gym with zero nutrition

Someone make the next thread, I'm at 5 threads already.

jesus that finisher looked like shit

looks like he shoot fucked his leg

This. Shit booking. Feels like they told them "make this go the full 20" when it should have been a squash.

Nope.

I'm glad you can finally hear the music, Page's Morricone knockoff is good.

Kip Sabian went from jobbing to sonny smasher at trouble at the talk 6 for a handful of warm faggots and a handshake to a competitive match with AEW's ace

LMAO

So this is their Roman Reigns?

This is just another high production indyshit federation. I can only watch so much mamma mia awesome movez before I get bored.

Good match, shit finish.
Crowd is fucking dead because matches last twice the reasonable amount.
100% botch, when he reversed he got out at 1 which means it wasn't the right reversal.

Seemed like Page missed the finish first time, so they did the same thing again

2 stars
happy pac picked dragon gate

oh shit. that worked me

what a fat fuck

Use your eyes and ears.

Jericho looks like shit

...

Jericho is fucking jacked rn

that looked even worse than the Kenny one lol

OMAHA

Jericho looks like shit and so does his stupid elbow finisher

based boomer Jerichio
that codebreaker straight fucked up PAge

Nope

That would of been cool if jericho didn't do that every time he shows up in NJPW
Do something new you retard. you have been doing the same 5 spots since leaving wwe

lose weight Chris

HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
JERIBLOAT

I'm tired of this Page injured-knee work. Just let the guy do his thing. No more limited crapfor kayfabe knee injury.

was that a shoot elbow?

not flippy enough for ya?

DAD BOD

>Faticho

Is fat-ass Jericho his next gimmick?

BRUH

HE LEAKIN

Jeribloat needs to limit himself to 3 monsters per day

This is literally the worst Jericho has ever looked and that's saying something.

This

...

So which is it? Jericho is on IG showing off his 6 pack yesterday. So I think he's just old-jacked

>gassed from 1 code breaker

No.

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*sips*

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>Say that Jeircho is going to have a open mic
>doesn't have a open mic

Was that a potato? Looked like shoot bruising.

jericho needs toget on keto..

Why did that fat lucha look like Chris Jericho?

oh shit evolve has Paul Heyman

bring back the Lionsault

He looks like shit

is the preshow over yet?

FUCKING HELL THESE GUYS STINK

>im beggin ya please chant my shit

SCU is the cringiest gimmick in all of AEW

These guys act like they're leading a spirit rally for really unenthusiastic elementary school students

Lucha Bros wearing samurai armor tonight

looks like y2j is preparing well on a diet of cheap bear and fried chicken

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He looks better than you. And he's 49 years old.

Keep seething, incel

He's in good shape. He's just old

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Must be time for a dilation break

Yeah, I don't think this semen slurping fed is for me.

There's 50 year olds at my gym that don't look as old as him... Too much booze and coke

>Too much booze and coke

Well no one is going to argue that lol. But to say he looks bad is a bit much. He looks great for his age, all things considered.

Fair enough haha

Can someone post the 'Tony Khan wanks dogs image
I can't find it.

Goddamn Kenny's new theme fucking sucks.