Yeah I don't think this semen slurping promotion is for me

Based Thunder Liger

Because homophobes are scared of AEW preshows. Just morbidly terrified. Then they freak the fuck out about their insecurities and flood the board thinking they're creative when really their just retarded.

This. Wrestling has always had effeminate characters but this guy is way over the top.

The drone defense force is real

HES SUCH A CHAD! DID YOU SEE THE CHEERLEADERS? BLACKED, ALL OF EM!

They signed the wrong Sonny

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I actually didn't believe the meme about trannies flooding Yea Forums - it's been an interesting dynamic between total geeks and real freaks.

This dude needs to be more NXT Velveteen Dream and less TNA Orlando Jordan.

Actually, scratch that. I doubt this finnochio even has an ounce of the talent that those guys do. Fuck him and fuck AEwusses.

> that lack of bulge
> that wimpy physique
Sonny Kiss looks more a black twink that takes BWC

HOLY FUCKING YUCK

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Seriously why are you so scared at people legitimately not liking something? Why is it that if someone doesnt validate your opinion they're someone hiding something worse than an opinion about entertainment value?

unironically a decent opener

>GayEW

When was the last time someone in wwe shoot got confused and tagged the wrong person on the wrong side of the ring? Cuz that just happened in cody's back yard fed lol

FOOKIN BASED

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Here's the problem with this promotion. They introduce people that no one but the 1% of the 1% of smark wrestling fans would know and act like it's some celebrity every sports fan should know. They mention Beau Priestly and go "It's 5 months in the making". The making of what? I didnt even know she signed. I dont know who she is. Ive never heard of the promotion she's from. Why is there zero effort to introduce these people instead of pretending they are actual somebodies when they aren't? Who is that fucking hurting?

no fucking way

1994. Bo Beverly accidentally tagged in Bushwacker Luke. Granted, he was concussed at the time.

I wonder what's AEW's excuse here?

AEW is just a pet project for the son of a billionaire sports owner. It won't last long. Then the next savior promotion will come along. Let's face it, wrestling died with the territories. You can't give one product to the entire world. Wrestling is like food. Every region has its flavors and preferences.

britt baker got confused and tagged the wrong joshi then sprinted to the other side of the ring to tag in her japanese girl

to be fair they're all gimmickless middle age japanese women that just come out and pretend to be cute i might get confused too

>britt baker got confused and tagged the wrong joshi then sprinted to the other side of the ring to tag in her japanese girl
i wonder who'll be the first to call her racist

I could ask you the exact same thing except about liking something. It's like people here just can't fathom the idea that someone can enjoy wrestling outside of WWE. You can dislike something sure, but if you really really dislike and hate something, why talk about it all day? Not everyone does it but there's tons of people here that do. I dont get why people rant day in and day out for hours on end on a message board about how much they hate something, and the people that hate it. And I get shitposting, but shitposting is actually funny and you can tell when people are being serious or not. Like if someone says "E-Drones/AEWDrones SEETHING." Like yeah it's a funny inside joke but then you just get the stupid threads that kill my enjoyment. It almost makes me miss every thread being about Summer 92 because at least then I could get a good laugh.

I don't know what's more embarrassing. That Sonya Kiss wore a Jag's jersey or that Bortles did.

Prowrestling died with the monday night Wars, actually. But point taken. Zoomers have added nothing off this business and fandom that they continue to leech off of.

>i don't like watching sonny kiss shake his ass in other dudes faces so i'm an e drone
Please go outside.

I honestly thought womens wrestling was bad and couldnt get worse and now I see these joshi's in the ring. This shit is so cringe and botchy it's fucking ridiculous

If you don't want to suck black cocks like us aewchads, then yes, you're an e-drone.

#DealWithIt

>when was the last time a womyn ""wrestler"" botched in WWE?

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No you're changing the goal post. I asked why you had an issue with someone not liking a shoot gay wrestler. Or if they have a problem with Sonny Kiss specifically. They're allowed not to like it and allowed to voice it. That doesnt stop you form liking it and it certainly doesnt make them a WWE fan. They can be but the two are not exclusive. You like AEW? Great. Keep watching. But if you dont want to hear opposite opinions than maybe coming on a public forum isnt your thing

This “sport” isn’t for me

>an entire post of (You) erecting a hell of a strawman fallacy just because you can't quite grasp the fact that people might not like the thing you like
Utterly pathetic, drone.

Dreamer should have killed Heyman at Wrestlemania and put the business out of its misery

Sonny Kiss is literally one of the most entertaining gimmicks in wrestling right now.

I say that as a conservative white male with a huge fucking cock and a wife with 2 kids.

Im with you. There's obviously a fan for this but this is not me. It doesnt help that there is no introduction to any of this. It's literally presented in a way that if you are expected to know. There's no story telling at all. Nothing

Benoit tried his best... God bless him.

Your response to getting asked why people can't just dislike something without ulterior motive and why that intimidates you was once again painting the people that dislike that thing with a broad, defaming brush because you literally can not handle that people don't like your shitty little start-up.
Neck yourself cultist.

The entire promotion has been an embarrassment, but no one wants to admit it.

your wife has two kids but not you?

>THE CLOSED CAPTIONS ARE GOING INTO BUSINESS FOR THEMSELVES
HOLY SHIT!
HOLY SHIT!

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Keep your fetishes to yourself. I sired both.

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>the closed captions are actually shooting and just popping up and sperging out

Nigga you lie like the day is long. You lie like you in front Judge Judy and the cameras are hot. Your dick is not huge motherfucker. Your dick would be lost in a baby dick line up. You make asian dicks look adequate. In the bedroom you are Arya Stark and your dick is needle. Get the fuck out of here with shrivel balled itsy bitsy teensy weeny there is nothing inbetweeny anti cock you giga faggot

My dick is 8 inches long dude. It’s huge. I’ve had girls tell me it feels like I’m in their ribs. I’ve had girls tense up cause I’ve hit their cervix. You don’t know that feel bro.

>mfw there's aewfags ITT rn arguing and role playing instead of hanging in their own boring ppv gamethread

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Excellent point, kemosabe.

Nigga your dick is not 8 icnhes and if it its because you ordered it off of Amazon and it's renewable. Nigga you wish you had a big dick. You send fan mail to other peoples dicks. The only shit women feel if you ever get inside of them is disappointment nigga. Shame and disappointment. You couldnt get 8 inches into a woman if you lost your keys in her pussy and went fishing for them. The only time you're poking a womans ribs is when your fat savannah roaming buffalo sized ass sits net to them on the bus and your t-rex baby arms are jamming into their sides. Stop wishing for a bigger dick nigga. You can blow out all the birthday candles you have from now until you leave the gene pool and it wouldnt happen. You could start a Go Fund Me page right now and never raise enough money to give your nanoscope visible wish you were at least thick as a pencil thin as a hair no girl will ever acknowledge it's there dick

>he doesn’t get his dick wet and it shows

What’s your PayPal bro? Let me pay for a hooker for you tonight.

Monday Night Wars was between the remaining two major territories in the US. Atlanta and New York. WWF never ran Atlanta and WCW never ran MSG (they did run the Meadowlands)

Come to think of it WWF hardly ran Charlotte and other North Carolina Crockett towns either.

Nigga if you want to give your mother money so bad why do you have to use me AND paypal as third and fourth parties? Just give that bitch money. She had to have to you crawl out of her once promising uterus.

*bursts out laughing*

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Wanted to buy tickets for show in Chicago and invite cousin and brothers who stopped watching wrestling regularly around 2004. But also didn't want to expose them to this faggotry.

could you imagine if their first match back was Johnny Cringe, Joey Janetty, and Darby Anus?

But every promotion does that?
-Hey we have a super famous wrestler that travelled all around the world but now he's here?

I mean, what do you expect when the guy running the whole thing is Goldust's brother? Are you guys for real?

They introduce them. Either they come repackaged or they are introduced and talked about. They might mention where they were but they describe who they are. They do promos or interviews or video packages. Look at NJPW with Mox if you want a common factor between the two.

AEWDRONE SEETHING

No, mom said it's MY turn.

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Janella literally mentioning Cornette after a spot. How fucking brainless is this faggot?

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Why didnt he say Fuck you Enzo

Because he's an absolute half fag and cant even work a worked shoot correctly.

So to put this in perspective Shawn Spears just pinned Darby Anus with one death valley driver when Cody couldnt put this manlet away in 20 minutes. Anus was in the fight for all of 4 total minutes. This booking is fucking mind numbing

Is this Auschwitz Emaciated Wrestling?

The company can use Jags apparel since the owner's dad owns the team.

>Why didnt he say Fuck you Enzo
He tried that already, then ran off like a coward when he asked Enzo to fight at a blink 182 concert and to his astonishment Enzo said sure and squared up.
Cornette would probably fuck him up as well.

SAVE_US_BILLY

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Who is Kirby Anus or whatever fighting tonight?

Doesn't matter... when your promotion runs away from Enzo like a pussy bitch, it just proves that your fans are pussy bitches too. I'd love to meet an aewfag irl and just beat the shit out of his ugly fat ass for shits and gigs.

in psychology, it is common knowledge that closeted faggots are the most homophobic people. If you're straight, you don't give a single fuck about fags; but closeted fags are full of envy and afraid of temptations, so...

>Darby you had your turn, now let Sammy get his shit in.

According to elite drones you're supposed to watch the Road To... and BTE series to know who these people are. But I'm not doing that shit and most people won't either.

Because Enzo doesn't have a podcast where he shits on talentless indie "wrestlers" who jump off of high things

okay

I think good things will come to those who wait. He seems to have a better long term plan. AEW is a flash in the pan.

Me

Oh yeah the average Fuck is gonna see this and go wow impressive I'd definitely watch this

>in psychology
stopped reading there. literal pseudo-science, can't replicate results.

Yea that's the issue. The Young Cucks are delusional enough to think people are going to watch their youtube channel to fill for a show. They said recently the channel will showcase the start of feuds and debuting wrestlers. Theyre literally using Tony Khan to increase their Youtube channel followers.

What happened here, i missed the show.

Brainlets

The spot monkeys got confused whose turn it was to spot.

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They should have the flaming Aron Rex rival him ina loser leaves aew match. Loved that short lived bit him and spud did.

>to be fair they're all gimmickless middle age japanese women that just come out and pretend to be cute i might get confused too

How dumb are people? Could have just used the outfits to tell. Problem solved. A 10 year old could have used that logic.

A 10 year old could not be bothered to watch that let alone give a shit about the different outfits.

Ever hear of a wrestler called Hulk Hogan?

holy fucking cringe, you aewtists are legitimately worse than e-drones, not just pompous douchebags but also utterly delusional

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This is already being covered if you bothered to read the thread.

>STOP BRINGING THIS UP, REEEEEEE!!!!

aewfags are the most sensitive pussies on Earth

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then point me to the post with the webm?

You can compare 80lb asian women dressed as cosplayers to a guy who looked like a real life action figure but you'll be the only one doing it and no one will still agree with or understand your point.

"covered" wtf is this a newscast? This shit was funnier than anything the Young Cucks could right on purpose at gunpoint.

FUCKING BASED user SLAPPING THIS DELUSIONAL SIMP DOWN
actually laughed at how hard you slapped that lad

That's because all AEW fans are liberals.
#snowflakes

Why are edrones so afraid of a hotdog promotion?

BLAHAHAHHAAAA!!!!!

the absolute state of aew "women's" wrestling. wasn't this bitch supposed to be the next becky lynch when she was announced? it makes me kek thinking bout it, one girl is on the cover of ESPN, going to award shows, etc. and the other doesn't even know which ching chong slant eyed gook is her partner and embarrassed her entire company.

Why do you assume someone saying they dont like something means they're scared of it?

I don't think they're afraid, they're just bullies. WWE fans are like that super popular good looking high school alpha that fucked all the cheerleaders and AEW fans are those fat ugly pimply faced friendless losers playing Magic The Gathering.

It's the e-chads job to verbally destroy any and all aewfags.

>WWE fans are like that super popular good looking high school alpha that fucked all the cheerleaders
imagine believing this, you're both gay as fuck

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Agreed

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Based and Faggotpilled

>tries to ape Velveteen Dream
>isnt as good at it

The principality of this faggot.

HOLY SEETHING

fucking pissed lol

Take a shower.

>some emo faggot
>"well maybe hes ripped under that coat"
Nope.
>some skinny fat middle age looking guy that appears like he's never been in a gym in his life

Japs all look the same.

Think of something that truly disgusts you and that you would never watch.

what did the commentators say about her tagging in the wrong Jap?

Jags Guy would be appalled to see these Jabrones wearing his teams gear

That show was dogshit!

cause a faggot raped my family dog when i was a child. then he raped me. all faggots are degenerates

So... What have lead you to believe that it is for you?
Just asking.
Aren't you one of those people who have been here for 6 months already spamming about trannies and faggots? Why do you keep doing it? Can you explain, why are you letting them live in your head rent free and why do you just ignore the promotion altogether? It's quite easy to do.
They have open faggots. So fuck them. Just shut them down, don't watch, don't talk about it and post about something else. Your life will be better, trust me.

Go back

Based self hating gay

Where should I go? I post only here and on random normie FB groups, to get the feel how normie wrestling fans think

Because he's unironically terrified of Enzo.

I'm not scared. I wanted AEW to be amazing and provide real competition, thus forcing WWE and the rest of the industry to step up their game. I'd say I'm disappointed, but they really have fallen well within my expectations, unfortunately.

I don't care. I didn't ask. Just go back.

I have been here probably longer than you, dear newfag.

>normie
Highly doubtful

Sonny vs avalon was actually a pretty fun little match

Fight me