This will never be your life

Frankly, these two seem self-centered and vain. This relationship will implode soon enough. For my part, I'd much rather be AJ Styles. He's living the good life.

Yes having a creature that is more makeup than woman on your legs is life,so glad i'm a volcel

Unironically based and reflective anons

holy fucking redpilled

You're right.
I'll never be a degenerate working for a degenerate company dating a degenerate whore with foot tats.
I'll take my small business and my bbw wife every single time. She cooks and cleans too, how ya think Mella is when it comes to actually being a good partner? Oh another simple selfish whore? What good will that do me once I plant my seed? She's more problems than she's worth.

>fucked-up face
>disgusting white talons
Why would I want it to be?

I’d rather stick my dick in a blender than in that crazy home wrecking transvestite alien looking bitch

Carmella will also hit the wall harder than ex Ms Graves. Corey is a dummy and Bray is a dummy too.

based but also have sex

They're literally simps. Stuck in their horny teenage phase.
Listen up sluggers, this is important, I've seen too many men destroyed by whores.
Pick your mate based on her mind and skills.
If she has neither a mind nor skills, she is not worth your time.

>They're literally simps. Stuck in their horny teenage phase
They've been fucking since NXT, they are just being public about it because company relationships are very in right now with Beko/Seff & Charles/Beaner and Carmella is a huge attention whore.

So they were fucking while she dated Cass?
How would you know?
Even worse if so.

I just wish the guy was The Undertaker and I was the woman on his lap. Fuck.

First post based post.

Never trust a bitch with a foot tat

>foot tats
degeneracy

>t. Cuck Calaway

I imagine you'd say that, being such a sad faggot like yourself putting sex with soul sucking insta thots on a pedestal, rather than living free, self-improving and seeking genuine happiness with meaningful people. KWAB

based faithful god fearing user

Corey will be paying child support for the rest of his working years with WWE because he wanted one night with a tranny. Fucking yikes

I'll never get a career-ending concussion and cheat on my wife with an ugly tranny?

Based brother but I need some help. I'm 23yold virgin and I'm in desperate need of a gf younger and virgin. She has to be a virgin. How do I find one and how do I ask about her sexual past? Also how do you talk to girls that are complete strangers? Can you script a promo for me?

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And this will never be you motherfucker. You are fucking pussy anthrax. You are Raid to the pussy, you kill sex dead. Nigga your fucking sex life is as dry and expansive as the Sahara desert. You cant even have a mirage of pussy in that motherfucker. You soak up wet spots faster than Brawny towels. Your dick is in a committed relationship with your hand and there is a lot of domestic abuse. Shut your chin dribbling cheek pimpling taint breath smelling your name no girl will ever be yelling faggot giga mouth up.

Stop bullying my fellow Yea Forumsies, you nasty man.

settle down graves ya mark

redditor trying way too hard to fit in

Imagine actually typing this out

Nigga stfu with your millimeter peter thin as a dime "But I'm happy to call it mine" nega penis. You larp as Arya Stark and call your dick needle. Nigga you as smooth crotched as a GI Joe action figure with no kung fu grip. You need to start a Go Fund Me to buy a dick you fucking potato head having biopussy fapping shit stain making no dick for a girl to even try faking punk ass bitch

>mom i posted it again

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Why younger, and why a virgin?

Here's the biggest piece of advice I can give you - Sex isn't the endgame. Having a genuine connection with someone who you trust, are comfortable and happy with is.

The reality is, if you're a virgin and you care THAT MUCH about losing your virginity/having a gf you would have got an under 23 year old escort by now if you wanted sex that badly, or if you wanted a gf you would have settled for an under 23 ugly fat girl.

So it may not be clear enough to you yet, but you actually aren't that desperate, despite having the mindset where you THINK you are.

So if you're wanting to lose your virginity to a girlfriend instead of a random hookup or escort, consider to yourself... Why?...

Why does that matter to you that much to have a girlfriend? Is it because you want to feel wanted or appreciated?

Think why would someone would want and appreciate you? What qualities do you have?
Not just your hobbies, interests, money, popularity etc all that bullshit...

What is it about you that makes you connect to people? What do people like about you? Do you have really deep conversations? Are you funny? Are you intellectual?
Do you like people who you like to party with? Or do you like people you can sit watching the stars having deep talks about life?

Looks aside what do you want in someone? What is it that draws you to a certain individual more than others who society deems 'better looking'?

Imagine if standing in front of you were the most beautiful women you've ever seen... But they're both completely different character-wise. You have to choose one, which one do you pick and what is it about them that you connect with?

So basically, consider your own qualities... And what kind of specific qualities really make someone special to you?
Once you know who you are and who you're looking for, it's a lot easier to relate to who you like and you both value each other.

Nigga post you in a social setting with another human being. Post a picture of you in direct sunlight. Post a picture of you that only has one chin. Post a picture of you eating food that requires utensils. Matter of fact post a picture of you anaconda swallowing a subway foot long sized nigger dick with all the trimmings.

Hi Cory.

What pasta is this?

>The reality is, if you're a virgin and you care THAT MUCH about losing your virginity/having a gf you would have got an under 23 year old escort by now if you wanted sex that badly, or if you wanted a gf you would have settled for an under 23 ugly fat girl.
based.
This is the exact mindset incels have. They truly believe sex with the most perfect woman and/or loads of women is the be all end all, and having not achieved this isn't their fault. When in reality in the year 2019 unless they're incredibly attractive on a superficial level, they'll never be able to get what they want because they don't value themselves whilst being realistic about their expectations and standards they've set.

Holy fucking based BIX preaching on Yea Forums and BTFOing Corey

And people say this board is just 'cope', 'seeth', or 'summer of 92'. Absolutely based post.

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