Who hyped for Evolve tonight...

There is a destruction derby by me tonight going to watch that then the end of evolve

>Plan today is to watch the network (best $9.99 I ever spent) and watch some old comfy episodes of Nitro, specifically when the NWO was formed and everything after that.
based

Yes definitely watching Evolve tonight I mean what else would I watch LOL!

All of the Evolve shows not at 2300 or La Boom look so low budget. Their highlights from the last show were embarrassing for a company that's supposed to be a WWE feeder fed.

paid shills

>decide to air Evolve with WWE guys on the roster
>don't send Gargano or Drew who were the top guys there for years
>send Adam Cole instead
Based WWE can't do anything right.

Who cares. Smackdown threads linger for days because the product is so good.

That is a 7/10 effort bait thread, OP. Well done.
I loved how have ZERO acknowledgment of 'Anything Else'
I would suggest maybe holding back a little biiiiiit on the WWE love. But amazing effort though

You'll get far, kid.

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If nobody brings a RIP David Katz sign to Fight For The Fallen then AEW will be cancelled within one year.

it’s literally just one guy. doesn’t even get paid

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>NOTHING
Cope more

SEETHING

I will do no such thing instead I will get lost in the books of Kurt Vonnegut tonight and a 1992 bottle of Argentinian Merlot. Ahh that was a good year.

>Special Challenge Match
NXT Superstar Babatunde vs. Colby Corino

I am

How long till start?

less than an hour from now

>anyone actually cares about wrestling on this board.
Go back reddit.

I will if only for Eddie Kingston and Drew Gulak.
Only CIMA interests me from the AEW show

Tomorrow, a few hours before Extreme Rules whenever that starts.

that's a based from me

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This our Evolve gamethread?

Who the fuck are these guys?

Josh Briggs has potential. Anthony Greene I can't see going anywhere but comedy jobber.

what's with the gladiator strap

I think it's part of the bandages on his shoulder?

They waited too long on the top rope for the chick to be ejected, expecting the camera not to be on them, looked stupid. Otherwise a good match so far.

neato finisher

meh match

Multi man next?

At least the venue looks good for Evolve 131. That 130 thing was sad looking.

What is the card?

NXT Championship: Adam Cole (c) vs. Akira Tozawa
Winner Take All -- Evolve Championship/WWN Championship: Austin Theory (c) vs. JD Drake (c)
Evolve Tag Team Championship: Eddie Kingston & Joe Gacy vs. AR Fox & Leon Ruff
Matt Riddle vs. Drew Gulak
Anthony Henry vs. Arturo Ruas
Shotzi Blackheart vs. Brandi Lauren
Babatunde vs. Colby Corino
Curt Stallion vs. Sean Mulata vs. Stephen Wolf vs. Harlem Bravado

Adam Cole (c) vs. Akira Tozawa Singles match for the NXT Championship
Drew Gulak vs. Matt Riddle Singles match
Catch Point Reunion match
Josh Briggs vs. Anthony Greene Singles match
The Future Is Now Showcase match
JD Drake (c – WWN) vs. Austin Theory (c – Evolve) Winner Takes All match for both the WWN Championship and Evolve Championship
Anthony Henry vs. Arturo Ruas Grudge match
Babatunde vs. Colby Corino Singles match
Special Challenge match
Curt Stallion vs. Sean Maluta vs. Stephen Wolf vs. Harlem Bravado Fatal Four-Way match
Eddie Kingston and Joe Gacy (c) vs. AR Fox and Leon Ruff (with Ayla and The Skulk) Tag team match for the Evolve Tag Team Championship
Brandi Lauren vs. Shotzi Blackheart Singles match

No clue what this is and i’m not at all interested. Later

Cant wait for
Kino.

wow, you must be bored if you go into threads on Yea Forums to post how youre not interested in the topic.

Get a hobbie.

a white guy is named Harlem?

Maluta and Wolf look good, the two pasty white guys I can't see making it to WWE.

I answered the question op asked ya seething simp

That was a good finish

I have enjoyed both matches so far.

Maluta is basically on loan from NXT. The other two I’ve never even heard of. Wolf looks good though.

I only know the guys that have been on NXT before or other mainstream fame, so most of these guys I have no idea who they are. I'd seen Maluta in NXT though.

and this guy Arturo Ruas was in NXT with a different name right?

Yeah. He used to dress like Ryu. He was competing under his real name.

Anthony Henry literally has the same theme as Joaquin Wilde(FKA DJZ).

I didn't see how he got his nose broken/cut just now.

im not seething, just feel sorry for your shitty life. Imagine having nothing better to do on a Satuday than sit in a chatroom for something you dont even like. Thats you right now.

i'm watching this and fotf. desu sempai this is better so far

I figured I'd watch AEW later/tomorrow once I download it since I had WWE Network anyway.

The pacing in the matches in Evolve has been good so far, not tons of finisher spam and shit.

>botch spot
>repeat spot

Favourite match so far, bathroom break match is next.

Time for the women!

I expect both to be better than Brandi Rhodes anyway.

I’m gonna watch FFtF tomorrow but the Evolve show has been pretty good so far. I expected real mudshow shit, but it’s surprisingly polished. On Impact level at the very least.

Brandi Lauren has a fat ass.

I think WWE helped them a bit with the lighting rig and other presentation stuff like keeping the crowd lit dark. Just look at the highlight packages from previous shows and how terrible they look in comparison.

Is the lady with green hair the same lady that sells pictures of her poops?

Shotzi is pretty good. I'm liking this match

Yes

I need evidence.

yes

>Shotzi is in Evolve
damn, she's almost at NXT already
way to go

That potato in the front row has a good view.

did that idiot just injure herself

Why isn't Brandi Lauren signed somewhere?

this shit is kinda crazy

she's fine

She's only 22, probably won't take long.

I don’t want Shotzi on WWE proper. They’ll neuter her like they did Ruby.
Yeah, I noticed that. Highlight footage looked like it was shot with a 20 yo Handicam.

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F

B A B A T U N D E

Pretty sure she has a WWN contract, not that that means much

Finally get to see Babatunde wrestle?

Brandi Lauren is an underrated hottie

Yep

BASED WWE SHILLING

Wasn't he in Greatest Royal Rumble?

That's a big boy

Brandi Lauren is new waifu

Even in those pants, I could tell that brap factory was delicious.

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Did you see that Russian chick's ass?

the big guy will be in NXT eventually

Didn’t really do much besides square off with Strowman since he was still green as goose shit.

He already is

oh lol

Based Kingston time

CM Ziggler BTFO

This was the weakest match so far, but it was just a big man squash and still decent.

I missed it

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HOWARD STERN'S PENIS

Brandi Lauren general when

Alya Fox? Sounds too much like Alicia Fox.

Fox just did a tope straight into the crowd, shades of Fenix

FUCK

WTF was that, he trying to kill himself?

WTF

Candy had to go.

BASED BIG LAD

this match is a sprint

Alya Fox looks like budget Naomi

Get on it, user.

FOX Better than Ricoshit

Eddie Kingston looks like an absentee father that gets in fights with college freshman at dive bars. Pretty based look considering his background.

That was good

That table spot should have looked cooler than it did.

Why aren't you clueless virgins watching the hottest product in the wrestling world, AEW?

>another black with a dancing gimmick
Is Vince booking EVOLVE?

Because Drew Gulak is on this show.

AR Fox went from accidental gay porn to winning a title on the WWE Network.

MOTN coming up lads

this desu

Based

This, and also Eddie Kingston.

I shave my neck, AEW doesnt appeal to me besides a few wrestlers.

BRO

the card doesn't look interesting, maybe next show.

BRO

BASED RIDDLE MAKING AUTISTS UNCOMFORTABLE

Drew's younger brother Rory spotted

>CW champion
Wtf since when?

Since Stomping Grounds.

Beat Tony Nese at Stomping Ground in MotN as usual for 205 Chads.

Based drew

205 Live probably has the best wrestling matches each week.

Damn I thought Gulak was going to win that one.

That was pretty awesome

HE'S FAT

Is that his gimmick?

What is WWN Champion? Like their TV title?

>Orange Cassidy

I thought he was AEW?

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This guy wrestled the indie shows during Mania 33 weekend, never seen him since

Tyler Breeze looks like that now?

BASED JEW

He morphed into Paul E.

Kek

Lesnar cashing in

Can an user make a thread with Jericho's current physique so we can talk about it

BTFO

HE'S FAT

>tfw I look like Paul Heyman more than any other wrestler

Do you think they just unify the titles, or there will be a screwy finish?

what else does WWN even own anymore? They might as well.

It's Kevin owens

WWE BTFO

they really should use pyro more

>look up that Brandi Lauren broad
>she's getting blacked by Jay Lethal
shame

FIP which hardly ever do shows, ACW which are really small and unknown, and Shine.

Based physical match

WWE has already been supplementing their biggest promotions (Evolve and Shine) for the last couple years. I wouldn’t be surprised if they get acquired fully sometime near Q4/Q1. Just like ECW.

The pyro used here, at roh, and at AEW is trash. May as well have none.

Austin Theory looks like a CAW

BASED FATASS

Dis fat boy alright

Third time we've had blood tonight.

Based Owens

Theory is obviously the guy, but Drake definitely won me over and looked great in losing.

i'd like to see Tozawa win desu

NOOOOOOOO FATASS

I thought that was big Cass

Based Tall Aleister Black

Based Tozawa about to put the match of the week

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Tozawa on NXT period would be kino as fuck honestly. Tozawa vs KUSHIDA would be based.

theorys trash

It is true that Cole and all the undisputed simps are heading to RAM after extreme rules?

Cole wins.. lame

Riddle and Gulak had match of the weekend

>Johnny Cringe
holy cringe

Unironically had sex before the last match. I'd rate it 3.5. Was the match better?

Based Catch Chad