NJPW G1 CLIMAX DAY 2 BLOCK BGamethread #3

Hey, we saw Mox vs Taichi in G1 Climax a few minutes ago, everything is possible.

I don't think even CHOPPA can get a 4 star match out of Cobb

HOW THE FUCK CAN THIS FAT BASTARD DO A STANDING MOONSAULT?

>gachimuchisault
Based Rocky.

The same reason he can deadlift ishii off the floor with no effort

Because he is a MUSCULAR FAT BASTARD, unlike you FAT BASTARD.

cobb's elbows look like orange cassidy's

Have you seen him do it while carrying someone?

Cobb is winning, isn't he?

YOU BRAINBUSTER ME
I BRAINBUSTER YOU

rip

Kek no.

God that piledriver looked dangerous

That piledriver looked brutal

it's alright Ishii has no neck

two big hosses going at it
I like it

Can we have Yano back please

This match is pretty SOLID

Thankfully Ishii has no neck to break

Fuck yeah

im enjoying this match alot

Fuck I want to see cobb vs lesser in a suplex on a pole match

oh shit a one count niggaz
AND THE STRAPS ARE COMING DOWN

Jeff Cobb is a shitter

kek

KEK COBB PINNED HIMSELF

Cobb is winning. Don't forget that hot potato title...there has to be a rematch

ya whot

Hot take user

They only hot potato title so ROH and NJPW could be 1/1 in title matches and they like Cobb and needed the title off Ospreay

BASED CHOPPA MAN

C H O P P A

nah there was a tiny arch.

that was a beautiful match
4.25 stars for the 4 star general

STONE PITBULL
141
BITE U

based choppa

>BTFO in literal seconds

I thought he was pretending to be gassed but he was completely gassed

You were saying?
>Ishii vs. Yano.
Cant wait

user...

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Great match,slow at the start but excellent as far as this type of matches usually goes.

SWITCHKINO INCOMING

ohnonono

Fuck yes

Ishii is so great

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Great match 4 stars

based Ishii blowing up the fuck out of Cobb

based choppa man picking up 2 points

>still three weeks away from Shingo/Ishii

>despite every attempt to shit all over himself ishii carried that shitter to a good match
Based

IT'S JAY TIME

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Cringeblade is about to get btfo

Jays jacket looks real cheap. Like it’s from a high school play.

>Jay White is the main event.

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Ya ready for the new and JACKED Goto?

I do remember last year daddy

SHAVE WITH THE BEARDBLADE

shut the fuck up you fucking nigger slut

based

BASED GATOKEEPER IS OBLITERATING CRINGEBLADE

BASED fucking GOTO here to BTFO every motherfucker in the tourny via CLEAN SWEEP

LET'S GO

Goto BTFO again?

Really? This is the main event? I like Goto, but fuck... I'm gonna be especially pissed if Simpblade wins.

Damn Jay looks fucking jacked

>with Goto

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Yes it is. they are feuding atm

Jay is uch a nice guy

i honestly thought he looked better as a young lion. the bit of fat and his baby face distract from it.

Did Gedo book Jay to give him a seat to watch a match he booked
Absolute madman

first match was really good. i hope this is the same

yeah i think goto's going over

>Jay grabs Gedo a chair because he doesn't need him so ringside to defeat a shitter like Goto
lol based

The Boomer Samurai vs The Zoomer Knife Pervert

JAYMIE WHITE

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kek

sit with the seatblade

It's Kevin Nash booking WCW all over again

>goto goes for the man that plauges him gedo
>naito does nothing to gedo

BASED GOTO.

Based Japan not giving a fuck if wrestlers use steroids.

COME ON GOTO!

western wrasslers should go to japan to rehab their broken bodies. get that hgh the nfl gets to have.

Why is White so fucking great?

njpw dojo

He's not,he's a 3.5 star general

>he's treating goto like he's a joke

Well...

That kick was sick

discovered his character and running with it.

Goto keeping his arm pit hair LIKE A MAN

>goto choked repeatedly over the course of a decade, never winning the big one despite so many attempts
>White does it with ease by age 26
absolutely BTFO

That and he had the company actually build him instead of declaring him THE HOTTEST FREE AGENT WHO JUST LOVES TO HAVE FUN then shoving him out to do the same match as everyone else
The two big stables (in terms of membership calm down LIJfags) competed for him because they saw his potential from the getgo and it made him look like someone you shouldn't sleep on

Is it just a courtesy thing that wrestlers shave? So it doesnt stink as much in headlocks?

I miss Omega. Why did he have to go to AEW like a simp?

It's less about the smell and more about possibly getting pit hair in one's mouth/eyes

God Jay White is a fucking shitter. He reminds me of mid 2000s Triple H.

Long as fuck matches where he tries to wrestle above his ability that just end up being boring as fuck.

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im enjoying this :)

Fuck that uranage was monstrous White surprises me constantly

goto has practiced no fap for 8 years.

I dont, I just hate that they replaced him with Jay White. Even then I unironically would rather deal with white than omega.

I fucking love Jay.

He's beaten Tanahashi and Okada cleanly. Why can't I still take Jay White seriously? I don't get it.

He's everything a sensible booker wants in a top heel.

Not enough flips for ya?

it's the way of the samurai

Thought Goto was legitimately hurt until the ref bump. They shouldn't have done it.

take him seriously as what? a tough guy? skilled? drawing dimes etc?

Because he's about to lose to Goto

Just as a wrestler. At all.

He straight needs to pull a Drew McIntyre and age into what they want him to be because even with the beard he still looks like a teenager

>Jay's little smile before he got headbutt

okay i gotcha. my only issues with him at first was charisma but he found improved a lot.

>that smug face Jay did before eating shit from a the surprise headbutt
hahahah

>only spills his seed in tight boipussy like a true samurai

BASED

It's the dyed green in his hair. It's some half-arsed art hoe hairstyle.

OH NO THEY PULLED THE DISHONORABLE HAIR GRAB GOTOS FINISHED IM AFRAID.

See? It's this stupid bullshit with Gedo. He's beaten fucking Tanahashi and Okada clean, why does he still need this bullshit?

FUCK YES SHOUTEN KAI. Why isn't that Goto's finisher?

I hope its temporary dye. he doesnt want to nuke his scalp like okada and kenny.

G O A T O
O
A
T
O

It used to be. And it should be again.

great fucking match holy shit

Best match of the night

BASED GOATO

FUCK
YES

...it is

I almost feel bad for Goto, he really gave it his all this match but it wasn't an amazing match because White sucks. Also, when Gedo got in the ring you could really feel the crowd slowly and quietly dying.

never heard of an arrogant heel you want to see get beat? i mean isnt this just like the duality of man sir? the jungian thing?

Noooo
my switchbraduuu

oh no no no
cringeblade fags SEETHING

I picked wrong in my bracket, but fuck it, I’m still happy. It was nice to see Goto get a win over Jay.

GTR is based ya simps

>shitblade

Hoping Goto goes all the way and chokes yet again.

Great match. Get on the Jay train you fucking morons.

Switchblade is the best heel in the world.
He's a miracle worker.
He got heat out of Goto twice.
He's so good.

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>Honma say there's a new finisher on commentary
>It was a GTR with carry
>Didn't finished him

Come on

>having your favourites to win lose their first matches
What game is Gedo playing?

Why was this match so great when their first meeting was so garbage?

Night was a good night Nothing amazing nothing bad
most G1 matches 4-4.25 stars, the tag match with all the young lions was amazing,Mox match was eh

ONLY
ONE
FINISHER
PER
WRESTLER

liked the whole show. so i can watch tomorrow and monday morning too?

Where's the translation for this promo on japanese commentary oh wait better switch fast nerds lmao

What's Goto's catchphrase?

Sure. Nothing stopping you

People improve

seems like a trend with jay
first match is a shitshow, then the next match is way better

No user sorry Gedo sent me a text saying to tell you that you aren't allowed to watch I don't make the rules nothing I can do

It was clear the A block was better but i expected this to be worse

Tomorrow's show is at a weird time at least for us yuros

>Gedo got in the ring you could really feel the crowd slowly and quietly dying.
I think White is fucking great but this was a big mistake on Gedo's part because it killed the crowd a bit and took another sequence for them to recapture their heat. Just a weird on the fly inserting himself thing that didn't need to happen and a small blight on an otherwise great match

Goto looks fucking GREAT though, this may be his year again bros

Their first match was awesome. Go watch it again. Jay was outsmarting Goto because at that point Goto was reduced to his absolute most base, predictable form.
I guess at this points it "I-JO" like Shibata, he used it on the other show he cut a promo at too.

i liked the first match alot since it was such a play on the fighting spirit trope. but the G1 is great since you can't go over 30 and faster matches normally = better

What does it mean?

Goto's body is literally peak make performance

>but the G1 is great since you can't go over 30 and faster matches normally = better
This guy gets it. That's why the G1 is the best part of the year for New Japan and wrestling in general. Wrestle Kingdom always pales by comparison.

Is he going to go home and make a third child?

>throwing Goto marks a bone AGAIN
the sad fucks fall for it every time too.
sad!

"that is all"
Shibatas usage was most famous in his return promo from the haematoma where he just said 'IM ALIVE, THAT IS ALL'
youtube.com/watch?v=zvn1sxyf9Fw
go to 2:45 for it.

Thanks

just ask him to reconsider pls

Good but the Gedo spot and especially the referee spot were needless. Should have just made Goto power up or counter or something instead of the shit with the ref

I can't type Japanese sorry no luck

>that crowd roar when they realize who it is
gets me every time
lel

You know what this G1 is missing? This motherfucker.

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