NJPW G1 CLIMAX DAY 2 BLOCK BGamethread #2

>B Block tournament matches/I am not a dingbat edition.
Taima tv/r/wooo Japanese Commentary
Taima tv/r/woooalt English Commentary.
Kota Ibushi, Will Ospreay & Yuya Uemura vs. Los Ingobernables de Japon (EVIL, SANADA & BUSHI)
>Suzuki-gun (Lance Archer & Yoshinobu Kanemaru) vs. Bullet Club (Bad Luck Fale & Chase Owens)
>Hiroshi Tanahashi, Shota Umino & Ren Narita vs. KENTA, Clark Connors & Karl Fredericks
>CHAOS (Kazuchika Okada & YOSHI-HASHI) vs. Suzuki-gun (Zack Sabre Jr. & Minoru Suzuki)
>Juice Robinson vs. Shingo Takagi
>Jon Moxley vs. Taichi
>Toru Yano vs. Tetsuya Naito
>Tomohiro Ishii vs. Jeff Cobb
>Hirooki Goto vs. Jay White

Match results so far
>Los Ingobernables de Japon (EVIL, SANADA & BUSHI) def. Kota Ibushi, Will Ospreay & Yuya Uemura
>Bullet Club (Bad Luck Fale & Chase Owens) def. Suzuki-gun (Lance Archer & Yoshinobu Kanemaru)
>KENTA, Clark Connors & Karl Fredericks def. Hiroshi Tanahashi, Shota Umino & Ren Narita
>Suzuki-gun (Zack Sabre Jr. & Minoru Suzuki) def. CHAOS (Kazuchika Okada & YOSHI-HASHI)
Current/Upcoming match
>Juice Robinson vs. Shingo Takagi

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First for Shingo

Time for Shingo

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are you happy that you didn't get cucked out of this gamethread user?

Remove gaijin.

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Takagi is going over Juice in a hard hitting match. Takagi is going to be huge in another year or so.

>I'm gonna say it!

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Look at this SPECIMEN

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I don't understand Juice cutting his hair if he's still fun flamboyant Juice

Takagi is fucking based

Fucking hell Juice you look like the Flamboyant undertaker

honma on commentary lol

HOLY FUCKING TECHNICOLOR DREAMCOAT
LOOK OUT YUJE

lice

juice has the head shape of a dwarf

shingo going over

Every single thing about Juice is so tasteless it's amazing from the print to the 3/4 tights to the hats to the shades, boots, voice, beard, wrestling style

hes the fucking janetty to himself

Good morning how many more matches

I don't like this crowd senpaitachi. They don't cheer enough
And yes, I'm talking by New Japan standards, not by WWE, obviously.

Dreadlocks are fucking gay

All the B block matches

This and four more.

He probably just got sick of having to maintain it.

these English announcers are subpar

Just fucking imagine walking home in the darka and you turn into a ally way and honma just starts screaming at you in the dark

Honma on commentary has to be a rib, lmao.

You missed all the previews so its the tournament matches. Juice vs. Shingo just started 3 mins ago. 5 matches left including this one.

dreads are a lot of work
and he wanted to sever his last ties to CJ Parker

you're missing out on the NJPW experience if you listen to the english announcers and not the japanese announcers

It's like a throwback to Giant Baba on commentary in the 90s

I'm not his wife so I wouldn't be worried

He whipped KUSHIDA in the face with them once and it made KUSH leave for America and Juice never forgave himself

>tfw i maybe the only user who likes the rocky romero/kevin kelly commentary team.

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i like Kevin Kelly but everyone one else he works with is eh

His voice is so fucking scary

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I listen to English commentary because they translate the Japanese promos sometimes
Only thing they're good for

They're great together.

He's like a robot, no emotion
>Oh noo

he does it alot. i think he enjoys it

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Juice is so fucking slow...

I like it too, best English team by far

shingo's so good

I don't watch Junior shit. What's so special about Shingo?

Honma on commentary is making me feel some kind of way

Nah, Rocky/Kevin Kelly are great. Whenever they add someone else I switch over to Japanese though. Especially when that whiny British weeb is on.

is it going to be on axs so it'll have JR?

I can't take crowds who cheer for that shitter Juice seriously

no. JR is done with AXS, all the AXS shows just use the KK/partner comms now.

based

he's a stiff heavyweight fighting Juniors

Juice is based

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japs love him
stay mad

Juice is over in Japan though so are you just not a fan of the Japanese?

fuck off

This

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Japanese always cheer weaker one

Is Juice black?

What? No.

I think hes actually a quadroon or an octoroon.

These dudes aren't in sync at all. Bad debut for G1 Shingo.

Juice is just sloppy and slow.

WHAT A LARIAT

That was an extra pure lariat

not sure
i think he's probably a 50/50

The way the japs always sell the pumping bomber on commentary is the best

Based Juice!

CRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGE

Holy fuck that last exchange looked so bad

AMERICA WINS AGAIN

rofl

Ooooof

Holy shit. Juice actually won.

plup friction is the shittest finisher ever

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no

wtf

Fucking booo

Based Juice jobbing LIJsimps out again.

>Based Juice!

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>Out of sync
>Slow
>Sloppy
>Shingo jobs out and looks completely unimpressive, even before you consider the fact he was selling for 70% of the match
Oh no no no no dragonbros THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

He's really gonna be in the top 4 this year
absolute madlad

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ughh

Based Juice. I'm sure Shingo will still do well.

Puro Twitter seething ITT

big dimes juice

Pretty good match,don't know where they are going with this Juice win though

His voice is so fucking scary

>Pummmmmping Booooooombaaaaa!!!

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>having a finisher so shitty Christian does it better

good match

lmao

based faggot burying this DG shitter

that was a pretty good match i liked it :)

enjoy 1-8 Juice

ya seethe?

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Shingo's trousers were up way too high and made him look out if proportion. Therefore I'm glad Juice won

If Moxley doesn't destroy Taichi within 10 minutes, I'll be disappointed

best match is next!

Hes vs Moxley at WK. Has to be pretty strong for it.

Time for /ouremperor/!

And now the greatest singer
The greatest entrance
In all of New Japan.

BASED fucking Taichi
And fucking MIHO for all of G1

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holy fuck i'm about to cum lads

>We get to enjoy Taichi's full entrance ten times (including the final)

Enjoy it, lads

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS MIHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My ding dong diddly ding dong is ding dong diddly dinging

Taichi is so fucking based

Yummiola

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Taichi is going to win, right guys?

MoxChi kino inbound

I thought that was pretty good. I also only woke up for the last ten minutes, but I enjoyed what I saw
also, post yfw gaijin go over in 4/4

The best thing about Taichi is how he complains about everything

Miho with the fringe looks especially fantastic

lol

Based Taichi

Its kinda sad how much the WWE dropped the ball with him.

Probs not (tho i fucking hope so)
i think he's gonna go 5-4

I want to marry her and give her a good life

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Yeah the guy always looks awkward to me, I think that's why

Miho was designed in a top secret laboratory for sex

Tai Tea fucking sucks

Last few times I saw her, I thought Miho was starting to hit the wall, but she looks extra delicious today.

love big dick mox's njpw music

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Kek was that shota carrying his belt?

THIS IS SO YOU MOX
IT'S SUCK GOOD SHIT

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Based Taichi

Based Taichi not letting anyone have an entrance aside from him

Taichi is fucking based.
Moxley using his shield entrance through the crowd

Based Taichi with the sneak attack

Shota looking after his jacket as well. What a good young boy.

Entering through the crowd, HE'S SO WACKY GUYS

>Shota took Mox's jakcet and belt
Based

I still don't like Moxley's New Japan gear. It looks half-finished

>WWE style chants
BASED

>Taichi is going to bury Mox
DING-DONG-DIDDLY

>Taichi vs Deano in G1 Climax

Based Timeline

>go home taichi chant
>WWE style
wtf

Watch New Japan

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LET'S GO MOXLEY

idiot

RETS GO MOXOREE

nah its good. Fits the gimmick.

wow you're shoot retard

This simp runs the ropes like a woman

his suicide dives are always shit

>WWE styled pussy suicide dive where they just push the nigga a little bit and get back to their feet

They have done both chants but just "Moxley"

Some wwe habits are hard to break

wtf chris charlton is there? has he said anything yet? lmao

Eat shit edrone

le wacky tables man

Good to know Moxley's dive was shit on its own terms and not because he was le held back

Is shota wearing red shoes?

Poor Miho. Truly they have the purest romance.

miho is too cute

Jon wants to be Kenny too. How cute.

I'm getting worked by the pushup and I don't ding-dong diddly care

this match is fucking boring

Kino

true

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They asked him to translate ZSJ's English earlier but it seems like he's only there for promos now

KEK

>Blows table dust on Miho
Based

why does taichi wear such tiny cute panties

Taichi is fucking OVER

I think it's the fact he wears shoes and not boots with knee pads that bothers me. Looks odd.

kek what a jannetty

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Holy fuck that chair shot

>Mox assaulting poor innocent Miho after murdering her boyfriend
what a degenerate, should be behind bars desu

The ref is so tiny and old its cute.
This was expected.

JUSTICE FOR MIHO

Damn, that was awful. All the people excited for this shitter Moxley... wow.

Match was fun had some good moments

fucking hell, Moxley's a shitter

LMFAO!!!

Moxley can only work well in short matches apparently

Dean continues to be a fucking shitter

Shota has a Moxley shirt on
kek

haha

And gimmicks, tables, chairs.
Also
>implying that was good

>I’m winning this damn tournament
ho ly shit

unironically ding-dong diddly ding-dong diddly

>Shota wearing Mox;s tshirt
kek

>Moxley vs Ishii
Could based Pitbull drag a good match out of that shitter?

That was surprisingly fun. I don't want to see Moxley go for a table every match though.

lol based

That was a fun match

It was a passable 2.5/3 star match

That was terrible he just did a shitty 10 minute WWE match
>bullshit dive
>brawling ringside
>gay chairshots
>table spot
>slow, bad timing
>almost no throws, zero wrestling on the mat

Fuck this guy

I like how Moxley's entrance through the crowd has reached "Prince Devitt lighting up his jacket" status with the New Japan crowds.

>shaved whore

Why does Naito come out first when he is champion?!

This was worse than the previous match and that was 2.5. This is maybe 2.

Time for Based Yano to go over Stardust Retard

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now are you bulbasaurs ready for the real kino of the night?

>miho abe
>not a whore
I get you're memeing but c'mon now

Japs love the entrance through the crowd Iizuka always got a massive pop

I gave Fale vs Evil 2 stars and that match was worse

Yano and Naito about to have an absolutely Kino match like two years ago

Gonna get some Yano kino.

>Yano in the block to give the wrestlers a rest match in the middle of the tournament
>Naito gets him in the first match so it doesnt help
kek

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In Scotland, Naito is just what you call someone that's had a foot amputated due to diabetes

Watch how much better Toru Yano is than fucking Moxley lmao I will eat my hat if this match isn't at least three times as good as that last bullshit match

Moxley VS Taichi was pure kino as expected

Yano is peak male physicality

Naito is also hurt at them moment
kek

Because it's not a title match

It wasn't worse.

Gedo fucking with Naito is always a good bit.

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>Niato not taking Yano seriously
Yano going over bros?

Bro this commentator sounds like Japanese agumon voice

I agree with him it definitely was worse, it was a monday night raw match lmao

>Naito almost cracking

Based Yano

You mean Moxshit and Taichi? It was worse yeah.

Naito is almost corpsing, my fucking sides

>Yano the one getting frustrated.
Kek

That's Honma death match legend

Is Naito yanos greatest opponent?

Every year i'm amazed at how entertaining Yano can be as a wrestler

I fucking love me a good yano match

BASED RED SHOES

LMFAO

Fucking kek

Suzuki

yano g1 matches are the best

ROFL

Y T R

BASED

He knows his shtick and plays it incredibly well. Honestly based how he manages to do so little actual wrestling and remain over as fuck no matter what.

FUCKING BASED YANO

YANO
A
N
O

BASED YANO

NAICRINGE BTFO

Kek I love Yano

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a better match than anything WWE has put out in the last 10 years

NATIOFAGS ETERNALLY SEETHING
J U S T
U
S
T

FUCKING BURIED KEK

I knew Yano would have a better match than Moxley

best comedy match all year

IC TITLE SHOT
SOON

Yano matches feel like they could end at any moment. No filler, so you're on the edge of your seat the whole time

>Implying Moxley VS Yano isn't gonna be the best match of this entire G1
Holy fucking simpola

3 awesome matches so far

oooooooooooh shitttttt
will he get his IC title match?

OHNONONONONO

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Eternal Yano
youtube.com/watch?v=-rXgY_sHp_8&list=RD-rXgY_sHp_8

Watch Meltzer give it two stars because he's too autistic to understand toru yano

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF LIJ

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Fuck i completely missed this match,fucking connection

>that nip fan to Naito
>"ADIOOOOOOOOOOOOS"
kek

>Dean match
>this match

so this is the power of NJPW

good matches all done, now for the chores

OH NO NO NO NO NO

J U S T

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I can't stand that Meltzer gives Yano matches such low ratings. You would think a guy who's been watching wrestling for decades would appreciate how difficult it is to pull off good comedy in wrestling.

Now it's time for Stiff Kino

this
he's not like any other wrestler where they only have one, maybe two moves that end matches so you never worry about any other move ending it, which takes a ton of drama out. Yano wrestles like a real wrestler in a fake sport

it'll be less than 2

>Jeff Hog
yawn

Both those matches were the best matches of tonight so far. They were also better than whatever gay shit you watch.

based choppa

god his outfit looks tight

Meltzer gets more autistic than usual when it comes to Yano in the G1
He went on some stumbling rant (big shock) after Kenny v. Yano claiming "neither of them were respecting the G1" like Kenny hadn't busted his ass off the year before, it was like he thought Yano was either gonna get squashed in the first 5 seconds every match or be a serious wrestler

why is jeff cobb such an unlikable faggot bros? is it because he does that eyebrow thing and looks like a cholo?

Get ready for think boy kino, guys.

CHOPPA CHOPPA CHOPPA

The fucking simp hates taichi as well. The only stuff worth reading is his obituaries and occasional autistic references about shit that happened 60 years ago

Based YTR
Naito btfo

BITE U

YOU FUCKA ME
ME SUCKA YOU

choppa time

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Well, atleast it's an upgrade to Michael Elgin

Literally brown elgin but he can do some flippy shit

If you didnt like that Yano match I just pity you.

>Jeff Cobb

lel

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im gonna say it. i enjoyed Michael elgins g1 runs.

Based tit sucker. Is he sucking cobbs titties next?

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He's the strongest wrestler active at the moment and has been for a couple of years. He just needs to learn how to work so he doesn't have to be carried everytime. I saw his title win at pwg and his defense against Gresham and they were fucking awful matches

NO JEFF, CHOPPAS POWER HIM UP

He also needs to learn some character and charisma and how to draw a ding-dong diddly solitary dime

CHOPPA

thats matanza right?

Ishii just fucking Cobb up

LU needs to let him use his mask and lend him Dario cueto.

>that "oh, shit" right before he gets put into the corner
I think he figured that out a little too late

>CHOPPA so hard, your arm cramps
Based

i fucking love ishii

how many chop matches do you book over the 3 weeks?

>fat sweaty men chopping each
other
kino

Yes
This, sadly
>LU letting anyone do anything let alone use anything from their show outside of AAA one-offs
Sucks because Mil Muertes >>>>>>>>> Ricky Banderas

New thread when this reaches bump limit.

Is Cobb aware hes working with Ishii and he can hit way harder than he is.

21 days in 3 weeks
so 21 matches

his build reminds me of rhyno i dunno why. maybe the ring gear.

This is a slow board dumb nigger we don't have to migrate the second we hit bump limit, I know you have nothing in your life so "being the guy who makes the new thread" gives you something resembling purpose but learn how imageboards work you absolute simp

Based

Him and Rhyno both have that extremely square frame, Cobb just has a bigger gut than Rhyno did