Alright Yea Forums, non-memeing now, which wrestler's body resembles yours the most? Both in shape and height

Alright Yea Forums, non-memeing now, which wrestler's body resembles yours the most? Both in shape and height
For me, it's probably Makabe

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I'm basically Kendrick without the beard.

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He's slightly taller than me by about an inch.

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Ren Narita

Super Humman

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Closest I can get is ZSJ + about 20 pounds. There aren't many skinny wrestlers that aren't mega manlets.

Unironically this guy. I'm taller but he has way more muscle mass especially in his legs and traps

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yum

I train for strength so i am kinda of a fat fuck but i still have visible muscles

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Orange Cassidy

I'm a man btw

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which wrestler looks skinnyfat standing up and morbidly obese sitting down

Your average Yea Forumsie is built like Brian Cage

Facially very different but my identical body

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You doing anything later?

Ditto

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Writing a play and getting my dick sucked

Okada's height and skinny fat physique with 2014-15 Daniel Bryan's head

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What happened to this nigga?

more in his current state

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Ellsworth

But three times as tall

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I go to the gym regularly, but eat like shit and drink too much, hence the Chuckie T bod.

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How ya doin Big Slime my nigga

zsj

fell thru the stairs baka

CM Punk's skinny fat physique, but 6'1 with Tyler Breeze's face and long hair

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scott steiner if he didnt do steroids and didnt work out

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>built like Big Dick Shibata

You best be having sex at least five times a week, user

You sound like a complete fucking faggot. You're a transformer combiner of faggotry. You sound so fucking gay you make mens figure skating sound straight. Cut your greasy lice infested trailer park trash nested hair and list something heavy than a spoon you fucking pillsbury body double motherfucker

Nigga there is no way in hell you look like this fortune cookie or are anywhere close to him by inch both in height and dick size. And this nigga got an asian wang. How fucking sad are you that you have to lie about looking like an asian male? If this niggas dick is an udon noodle your shit is the uncooked ramen at the bottom of the bag. Youre such a fucking manlet you shop at mattel. Get your asian idolizing fag ass colonizing your dick is so on the shrink you wish you were a chink midget manlet faggot ass out of here

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