G1 CLIMAX DAY 2 BLOCK B GAMETHREAD

Is it better to sleep now and try to wake up very early or is it better to stay up all night for this?

I'm here for my niggas Shingo and Ishii

their match should be incredible

2.5 - 3 hours

It's 7am and I've not slept and I've still got booze left.
Got 3 and a half hours to go till this starts...

Do we have a stream?

Who else ready for the STIFF block? I wish we could swap Taichi for Suzuki to make this the best block possible. No disrespect to the Emperor.

Am I crazy I feel like nobody is talking about the fact this is going down in a few hours?

HYPE
youtube.com/watch?v=Ds_RR2Q_gz8

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How long until it starts? Most of the people here are Americans and it's like 3am over there. As an ausfag, I just got back home and it's almost 5pm. Weather is shit outside too since it's fucking hailing. So peak comfy weather and timezone for watching it later.

2 hours and 30-40 minutes

youtube.com/watch?v=whS9OlytbA8
post this year them (evenn tho it's not as good)

I don't think we're ever going to get Suzuki versus ZSJ

just use taima/cozy or Watch wrestling

SOON

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that's gay dude, swap juice instead

>tfw just wake up and have to be at work in 30 mins. life is hell. you lucky bastards enjoy Ishii for me.

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I feel your pain bro, I've been at work for two hours already. Posting from the shitter.

bros ive been drinking for 24 hours so far in anticipation of this, now i realise this card is kind of wack. juice robinson is a fucking faggot and i dont have enough beer and speed to make him or moxley interesting

i want goto to win the block because he's the real cunt we need, but White is my countryman so im still pretty invested in the show anyway. also fale vs archer is p based

>drinking for 24 hours

Seek help

>fale vs archer is p based
Damn, you know you are really drunk when this is the match that become exciting

>have to wait till the super j cup to see the headbanger
what the fuck gedo?

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woah how you posting from juice?

Clearly user just meant drinking as in drinking juice.

CHOPPA time

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Can't wait, I'm hard as fuck bros.

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Based and Breathepilled.

Shingomanics are gonna be running wild tonight

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full card because dingbat OP didn't include it:
>Kota Ibushi, Will Ospreay & Yuya Uemura vs. Los Ingobernables de Japon (EVIL, SANADA & BUSHI)
>Suzuki-gun (Lance Archer & Yoshinobu Kanemaru) vs. Bullet Club (Bad Luck Fale & Chase Owens)
>Hiroshi Tanahashi, Shota Umino & Ren Narita vs. KENTA, Clark Connors & Karl Fredericks
>CHAOS (Kazuchika Okada & YOSHI-HASHI) vs. Suzuki-gun (Zack Sabre Jr. & Minoru Suzuki)
>Juice Robinson vs. Shingo Takagi
>Jon Moxley vs. Taichi
>Toru Yano vs. Tetsuya Naito
>Tomohiro Ishii vs. Jeff Cobb
>Hirooki Goto vs. Jay White

i hope Taichi kicks Mox right in the dick and pins him

>Shingo
>Mox
>Either way
>Either way
>Jay

What a shitty card

Soon

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keen for the white rematch the first match was really good :)

> Makes gamethread 6 hours early
Do you not know what a gamethread is?

I was sleeping

Fuck you, there was no g1 thread. I was trying to go to sleep as fast ad possible

How about you don't fucking make it before the show is even on then, moron?

Why would you make this thread 6 hours early its just taking up space on the board that could be better used for another kevin nash or alexa bliss thread god i cant even

>shingo
>mox
>naito
>ishii
>goto

Because being the OP satisfies his fragile little ego. Didn't even use the image that had all of the matches on it.

give the simp a break, it's his first gamethread. he'll know better for next time - or he'll leave it to the experts.

10 minutes

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damn those niggers ugly

here is my hype level for each match out of 8
>Juice Robinson vs. Shingo Takagi
5
>Jon Moxley vs. Taichi
8
>Toru Yano vs. Tetsuya Naito
7
>Tomohiro Ishii vs. Jeff Cobb
2
>Hirooki Goto vs. Jay White
4

I aint even gonna give you guys a (You). I dont think (You) could possibly understand tjramount of gamethreads I have created on here. >Sounds like a bunch of mad lazy fags who are upset that they didnt create the thread.

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calm down friend, there's no need for such hostility. just stay and enjoy the wrestling show with your Yea Forums bros

Chill dude, nobody cares lol
Let's enjoy New Japan Pro Wrestling together!

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In kayfabe, don't the wrestlers in A Block have an advantage in the tournament because they've had a week's rest in between their first and second match whilst guys in B Block only get a day or so?

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Fucking G1 time baby

A block wrestlers still have to wrestle tag matches tonight.

Its woooalt for the english version its starting bros taking a shit during the vid package

Yes, although said advantage really only matters for your 3rd or maybe 4th match then at that point the schedule's kicked in for everyone
Could also explain why A block tends to have more of the main eventers as a sort of extra privilege (besides the whole A team/B team thing)

A Block already had important single matches with possible strains on the body, B Block are just starting for real NOW. When someone has a disadvantage, it's A Block..kayfabe.

Name this faction.

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A tag match really isn't the same thing, especially a crowd opener 6-man
Also B block had to do the tag matches as well

Jay needs to shave that shit off. Babyfaced school shooter was a DIMES look

no because they're wrestling guys in the same block so they're all in the same boat

B BUROCKU

GEDO SAID IT'S MY TURN TO WIN THE G1

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Imagine being excited to watch DEAN

B block tags in the first half of The A Blocks tournament night.
A block tags during the first half of B Blocks tournament night.
taima.tv/r/woooalt for english. Come on bro its gonna be a good morning tags are usually ok but the real action happens in the tournament matches

The Takeover

Anyone got a link to that Miho gravure that came out in June? I wanna download it while the G1's going

>Kevin and Rocky for the entire tournament

Thank Godo

i'm here for shingomania ya cringe false flagging edrone

haven't been able to find it yet

in kayfabe, every match takes a huge toll, not just the G-1 matches

evil got a new video

KING OF EDGE, EBIRU

Did Will get new music or have they just started editing it for no reason?

Why the fuck have they all of sudden lost the rights to ospreay music

weelo assplay

>a 7 minute match where you spend half the time standing on the apron is as grueling as a 15-30 minute singles match with two wrestlers going all out

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altered due to music rights...J U S T

Uemura looking real jacked

Hey Ibushi can walk
good

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Currently it's 10:30AM here in the UK, what time is it in the states for you guys?

kota's looking juicy

Didn't the band who sings it make it specifically for Ospreay too? MegaJUST

Ibushi's body is the only thing that has ever made me question my sexuality.

dunno. hope he gets new music though, i don't like his current theme

I'm here to watch Taichi die

its kayfabe ya mark. Tag matches could theoretically go 20 minutes and G-1 matches could end in a minute. a match is a match

anywhere from 230 to 530 am

Yuya Uemura is the biggest jannetty of all time in this class?

youtube.com/watch?v=68xRsrBCQoM

Yop

lmao kevin kelly thinking it was evil v sanada tomorrow

Damn, that sucks. Even PPVs now start at midnight for us at least.

based EVIL stomping on ibushis foot lmao

But they don't
Time and exertion don't stop existing in kayfabe and you try and call someone else a mark lmao

these commentators are fucking awful and one of them sounds like seethe tarpolins

that hyperbolic oxygen chamber must have worked wonders

Good more ayy ess pee

Well I'm up for BASED b block but I'm still very sleepy and tired and have only slept for 4 and a half hours

Dammit ok going back to bed. I'll catch this later and not live on World (again, as always...)

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if you're a match booking committee in kayfabe, you cant predict how long matches will take. putting someone in a tag match might end up just as grueling as a one on one match. therefore, everyone wrestles on every single night. The people wrestling Yano have breezy as shit nights compared to tag wrestlers

watch the jap stream

where to watch? No /wooo/ pls fuck those simps

You can always choose to listen to the Japs losing it on the mic.

www.njpwworld.com

njpwworld dot com

njpwworld.com

sleep away, comeback though

Read the thread
lmao

new japan's website, njpwworld.com

All the shows on Saturday nights are airing near live on AXStv. So they are dubbning themes on saturday shows to stop any rights-fuckery.

>You will never be a young lion and make spirited, fiery but ultimately fruitless hot tags

The g1 happens at various different times. Tomorrows show starts at 2 AM Eastern. Figuring out the american start times for these shows is more difficult than it needs to be

try njpwworld.com

SANADA's hair is making him look shorter than he is

WHO CAN STOP BUSHI?

you dumb? Hes handsome as fuck, will draw wet panties for years.

OH MY GOSH

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literally these shows are 100 times better with japanese commentary

Why the fuck do people like ospreay try and speak to ibushi?
he doesn't know any English according to Kenny

a t-shirt is the worst wrestling attire around

perfectwp.com/live/live8.php

>They billed him with the mohawk at 5 ft 11.5
>Is actually 5 ft 8

JUSTADA

its literally the gimmick.

Tamia tv/r/woooalt
Fuck wooo but this is the stream that Ive used for all NJPW.
Did mother fucking BUSHI really just pinned Ibushi?
Also
>SANADA looks extremely weird with normal hair

I thought Opsreay knew some Japanese

EVERYBODY DIES

He started laughing when Dave asked him if there was any secret to his physique or just good genetics, before translation, so I think he knows a little bit

Bushi pinned Uemura.

he looks about 6 feet although that may just be because everyone around him is shorter

user shitpost less and watch the show, he pinned the young lion

i do enjoy new japan's heel v heel matches

Fale need a new shirt design.

Archer vs Fale is either going to be complete shit or a fun ugly big guy brawl

What the fuck Lance is over as hell

Based drink spitting team

Thanks for clarifying i briefly took my eyes off the tv. Still fucking BUSHI.
I FUCKING HATE CHASE OWENS

Has Kanemaru hit the weights recently or have I never noticed because man's looking real jacked baby

Japan loves tall monsters more than anyone because they're all manlets but it's surprising when he's been a tag shitter forever

archer is fucking based

It's gonna be the new Kanemaru vs Taichi
Ultimate filter

FALE. ARCHER. G1.

This is our generations Hogan/Andre lads

archer is JUST as all hell

that chase fucko looks like a fucking donut

You right, you right. Just setting up the proper gamethread for next thread

Bushi gets like every pin for the matches hes in during the G1. Its almost an in joke at this point.

He always has been in japan
They loved him and never gave a fuck about DBS since he's lel crazy gaijin and that's always over

did they grab this skinnyfat manlet with a bandana off the street

Who's fatter, Chase Owens or Kevin Owens?

based double chokeslam spot

>finally covers up his bar skank-tier tramp stamp
>gets an awful flaming cross to fulfill his basic bitch tattoo quota

It's a shame, he's about the same age as Hangman and a better wrestler

Damn, ol' tramp stamp is surprisingly over in Japan.

Chase is honestly a good wrestler but he badly needs to get in shape. He has a jobber face too.

plus his new hair makes him look even gayer than ever

>Not knowing based Chase

>heels vs heels

based

No chase is the lovably jobber
He losses most of the time and people love him

>Chase
>good

Double count out, or DQ by Fale, calling it now.

Chase is great.

>based
>Chase
Pick one
At least he was smart enough to stay in Japan instead of chasing the vanity fed

It says a lot for Archer to recover from tagging with shitter DBS Jr..

based retard

that was a really fun tag match
looking forward to Fale vs Lance (i have hope)

kevin but at least he covers it up with a shirt
chase looks worse

OH NO NO NO

based retard

EVERYBODY DIES

Apologize

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bases retars

i can't die i'm quantum immortal get fucked lance

Damn, can't win 'em all. What's next?

OH FUCK IT'S THE YOUNG LIONS
Hype!

>darku matchu
how is it a dark match if we're watching it?

GO ACE
GO ACE
GO ACE

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Yeah, nah. He can work. He just clearly doesn't give a shit.

wtf all americans are called clark?

>fang revives
Fucking what? Does Japan use captchas for their fucking gimmick titles?

Young lions sprinting to the ring will never not be funny.

KENTA vs Tanahashi is such a dream match and they're both so fucked

YOU GOTTA HAVE FAITH

Tana will still deliver. Have faith in the ace

> Tanahashi vs. KENTA tomorrow
Please to break blessed ace.

THE NXT scar on Kentas arm is so fucking gross

Sounds like excuses for being a shitter but ok

so are young lions allowed custom gear when they graduated from the dojo?

I have faith in the Ace it just saddens me that hes a company guy and he is gonna put over KENTA tomorrow

Excursion

damn that was a hot opening

Fredericks looks like dimes

Shibata is keeping his boys in good shape

This LA Dojo guys are great

I want to get throatfucked by ren narita

What would his faction be called?

the njpw guys are doughy and soft

The Subdural Hematoma Experience

Takeover ya simp

The takeover

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goto also in fine shape as a trainer must be doing all the shit they do.

Takeover.
Only Shota and Tsuji, and how they look doesnt matter at all at this point, its slightly safer to have the fat that Shota does than be ripped at this point in his career.

How many of this LA young lions are?

is one of these LA boys going to be a jr heavy or they both heavys?

would the use Takeover as a name while NXT exists?

Muscles tear, fat absorbs

Connor looks like a junior

like 2.

4. Clark Connors(jr), Alex Coughlin(jr or hw), Karl Fredericks(hw), and that new british guy I cant remember.

3 made it thew the training of like 36 and he just picked up a UK indie guy he likes. so 4

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shame.

that la gu is tan are the jap lions allowed to tan?

They had it first so why not?

>tfw Shibata is going to produce classes of jacked, stiff fuckers

He's the hero we needed

this skinny guy is pretty based

Bless shibata doing the lords work

that was a based belly to belly

These slippery young lions are fucking going holy shit

fucking great match

these guys look pretty good but i'd love to see their promo skills.

US vs Tokyo dojo feud looks like fun

>limping on one leg
>kip up

Holy shit, that was a good single leg Boston crab

>tore his quad

unironically 4 stars

wonder if the US guys will use the single leg while the Japs use a normal Boston crab

do the la boys have to do ring duties after too?

Karl Fredericks legit looks like a future star.

freddy is dimes

>immediately sells the leg after the match is over
Almost like getting hyped up and full of adrenaline is a thing

The tattooed LA lion was based. The smaller LA lion can fuck off for all I care.

you dont use your legs to kip up retard

he hurt something in the dropkick

GO SUZUKIGUN KILL EVERYONE FOR THIS DISHONOR.

They'll have to pull the trigger on him pretty soon, he's at least 30.

>Suzuki is Zack's G1 little buddy

>no kaze ni nare

do NJPW get upset about their booking the same way WWE wrestlers do? like is Goto pissed he's just midcarder for life and wants a push?

Yea this theme sucks.

> Zack has Suzuki, Okada has Yoshi-Hashi
Boy, someone got the raw end of that deal.

yep

Dont insult Suzuki

>yoshi-hashi

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Heh.

Based Okada showing a true belt to Zack Socialist Jr

YOSHI-HASHI will try his best!

>your team leader is a jobber

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That instagram sure is something...

Who is Okada gonna lose to, to set up a title match at Royal Quest? Zack or Ospreay?

i quite like okadas new attire

suzuki is gonna score the pinfall in every preview tag match this year

Zack
It's predictable, but it works

I'm sure some do but NJPW is at least consistent so people know where they stand. In WWE you're a main eventer one week and on the preshow or not even booked the next.

i don't think so . form what ospreay said most people just want the company to do well. They apparently all thank Okada when they go out to eat and Goto has told off people on twitter telling him to leave NJPW

ZSJ

Osperay because he's the bigger draw. Plus it'd be dumb for them to be bigging up ZSJ saying he'll challenge for the title in London if he wins the G1 only for him not to win and still get a title shot.

Yoshi-Hashi is going to take every pinfall, even in matches he's not even in.

so is SUzuki gonna lose to Yoshihashi today?
nice

Damn Suzuki.

Suzuki being a killing machine in tags on a tour where he's furious seems fun

Plus WWE would never be able to look at 20 solid guys to make a tournament like this.

>having to sell for those pathetic chops
poor Suzuki

those were some poor forearms in that exchange

I really wonder if most of the complaints in booking come from the constant broken promises and getting jerked around
I doubt some of what people say (Ryback and his "squash that twerp AJ Styles at WM") when they get released but I really don't doubt WWE are masters of the "promise one thing do the complete opposite" to keep talent motivated whereas Gedo has his booking planned out and it's on you to prove you deserve better when it's time to book new stuff

Yoshihashi reminds me of myself got bullied in school

Yoshi-hashi is fucking based bros I can't believe how over he is now

Is Yoshi going for the monkey king gimmick with the staff and hair?

Based Yoshihashi SAVING Okada from tapping out. Don't forget Okada would of LOST if not for BASED Yoshihashi

YOSHI-HASHI is the asian Michael Cera

Fucking kek

Thank you based Yoshi

>"'I don’t watch American pro wrestling and don't care what he did did or didn’t do in the States"-Shingo
based

GODDAMIT YOSHI

another Paint Dries Jr finish

Someone post that yoshi-hashi fangirl video.

>Selflessly takes a fall for you

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Where the FUCK is Taka ?

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This post didn't age well

This. Hes what made me finally accept ZSJ.

>IT KEEPS HAPPENING

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zack just legit injured that young lion lol

He started his own wrestling promotion actually.

Cheated on his wife so they quietly stopped booking him

When this thread hits 300 go to this thread.
New Thread

That shit happened years ago

did they carry him out?

LET'S FUCKING GO

yeah and the debut show fucking tanked. drew 600 to korakuen with a Suzuki singles match.

i love moxleys theme music here.

>calls himself the dragon
>has a wolf mask

Or we can stay in this thread since the board isn't going to move fast at all at this time.

>Nov 2018
>years ago
Holy fucking BASED retard

ASS ASS MEAT MEAT

Juice's outfits get worse every time

This guy was a junior?

Takagi is based so is Juice this match gonbgud

I don't like this crowd senpaitachi. They don't cheer enough.
And yes, I'm talking by New Japan standards, not by WWE, obviously.

Why did he lose his dreads? I know he says it's the last remnants of CJ Parker, but it made him stand out.

...

They are particularly quiet