How would you wear your championship?
My mom would yell at me all the time as a kid because I always placed my toy belts in my pants and wore them like M&M did, flapping it around and what not. What a dimes tag team.
Has nobody ever worn it like a bandolier? If you had two belts you could wear those bad boys like John Rambo
All the ways possible.
They were made to be worn like a belt. Why won't fucking simps wear it like one?
Mometty worked into a shoot
Barrett, Lesnar or BIG DOG. You need to look like a chiseled god to pull off the MNM style
>Missing the Umaga style
anything other than brock's way pisses me off so fucking hard
you got a belt and you're champ you enormous phaggot, act like one
god forbid someone try something new
95% of wrestlers need to just wear it like a belt
a handful of people can get away with doing the Owens if they have Stone Cold levels of don't-give-a-fuck
Like this.
It isn't a real sport you fucking mark. If a heel is holding a title he can wipe his fucking ass with the belt live on TV. If it succeeds in getting him heat, than it isn't disrespectful to the belt at all, only kayfabe wise.
i'd drag it on the ground behind me
I don't think your average championship is long enough or flexible enough to fit around somebody's torso on an angle.
Either like Brock or Christian if you have to give a promo. The worst way without a doubt is pic related
>God tier
Brock
>Technically acceptance tier
Christian
>Only if acceptable if you're a specific kind of heel tier
Dolph, Johnny
>Garbage tier
everything else
All the ways
Only a specific type of character can pull this off. Dunne isn't one of them.
as an addendum, and are both worse than garbage, and the Naito/ Taichi style of trashing your belt on purpose is usually cringe, but can be done well. like matte black on a car.
Imagine the time it took to get that belt into Morrisons crotch and then imagine the smell of getting it afterward. inb4 some faggot says something faggoty about either
Neither is Umanrufat
Steve Austin dragged his belt on the ground like a piece of trash and he was over as fuck. Biggest face at the time, biggest draw, because he didn't give a fuck. If you can't look at anything other than Brock's without seething you have autism. The same brand of autism Vince has when he forces everybody to call them championships because belt is too disrespectful. It's the autism that is killing wrestling.
Him being fat has nothing to do with it. His gimmick is being a savage, it makes sense. Dunne has no reason doing.
around my leg like a retard
around both legs if i had two, walking to the ring like i shat my trunks
Is he savage because he's fat or fat because he's savage?
That was part of Austins character though ya goof. None of them other shitters are near his level to get away with that without looking like a ding-dong diddly simp
I'd wear a jockstrap, shove one end of the strap up my asshole, up to the last pair of studs. Then I'd walk out with it dangling out my man pussy.
I would slide the belt between my ass cheeks and tell people they have to enter the corridor of doom if they want a shot at my prize
He's savage because he's Samoan, which is even worse than being a nigger.
Then Roman is savage and should put it between his teeth too right?
That would be bases
Dimes
Open in front of the shoulder masterrace
I'd walk out buttflossing it
>muh fake props that someone writes me to win are to be only worn like a belt
Have sex marks
Yes, it would go perfect with the big dog gimmick
flair holding 10 lbs like a purse. Velveteen Dream does this with his belt and its bases
Then he gets a custom belt like Cena that looks like a bone and it's sponsored Milk Bone
Based
user doesnt like belts on his men. To much to fumble with
If by bases you mean homosexual then sure
Like this.
Kek
so like Lesnar then?
Over your shoulder like Roman is in that photo for promos or non-title appearances.
But wear it around my waist whenever I got a title match.
How about when you had to shit?
Around my neck like The Dudleyz
what a fucking pleb opinion
I think I saw one of the 205 guy do it at some point. It's possible but your frame gotta be small enough.
Carry it folded like NWA Flair.
this guy is such a dimeless shitter. what's his appeal? for someone with a legit mma background, why is he so terrible in the ring?
He has a big dick
THAT BULGE
>I think I saw one of the 205 guy do it at some point
that was Buddy Murphy, he did it on house shows
No wonder Bret Hart fled the WWF
Rock did it too but didnt have that character
I'd drag it like Big Daddy Cool Diesel because these new belts look like garbage and I can't be bothered to actually wear the thing
Middle top right is the correct way. However bottom outside left is how Austin always carried his, so maybe KO is the new Austin.
Actually the right way.
I'd wear it as a bra and tell guys that if they are man enough they need to slide up to my chest and explode onto the scene
This
Or this
lmao that tiny dick bulge
post your bulge manlet faggot
Either as a belt or carry it like Flair did.
post your address and I'll show you in person
Your dick is so small you can mail it? What a fucking manlet you are
>the absolute state of this simp's reading comprehension
>the absolute state of your tiny mangina
kek, you mad, I'm not even that user
So you're just another faggot that likes to defend other faggots small cocks?
he can have decent matches, why so negative? he's not eva marie or kevin nash
not really, I just like to point out others' shitty reading comprehension
>not really,
>reading comprehension
So you just said you're not really a faggot then. Stupid full faggot
You got caught peeking out of the closet faggot
Id have it hanging out like edge but from the back. Then when my manager pulls it out, i flinch. Cause the belt end is up my asshole. My shit is on the belt. You win belt you touch my shit. My asspussy juices will be on it. I will not have cleaned it. You will see my dry cum marks. I am a massive degenerate ane get shemale only bukkake parties with the belt.
Well wrestling is a theatrical medium, I think it makes the most sense to carry it around your shoulder and have it be a literal addition to your act, as opposed to a big belt. I cringe when wrestlers win the belt and just come out exactly the same as before but with the title on their waist. Rollins and Kofi did this and it is one of the reasons nobody sees them as proper champions.
For me it has to be according to the belt size and overall design, maybe you can't add a little bit of science depending on your gimnick. So lets say we have a huge and overly ornamented title like late wcw big gold, would be more fitting to use it like Christian does, that way you can keep it near your face. If the belt is simple and big (like wwe's) you should wear it around your waist, if not, it looks awkward to hold. If it is a medium to small sized title, hold it either around the waist or a la Flair.
Exceptions to all this for me would be the IWGP, because it really looks cringe resting on your shoulder in any way, just keep it classic. Also if you are a masive wrestler, like André or a bit like Owens, carry it on the hand, so it can give you intensity when walking. And if it is multiple titles what we are talking about, the ideal is to have people carrying them for you, or like pic related, that way you proyect your image instead of strugling with it like Muta in .
Cringe
Not everyone is based enough to win 2 belts
Those chicken legs
shut your mouth you colonizing cracker ass honkey
Shoulder.
Waist is God tier but I'm /fit/ and have abs and want to show them off.
Around the waist.
No you dont you lying piece of neck. Post your chin