ITT - Yea Forums predicts this shitshow

>all the anti-draws retain, the ratings sink even more into the ground
>a) Roman and Carder win by Drew eating the pin, then Carder raises Roman's arm b) Carder turns on Roman after the match, so Roman can beat him again at SummerSlam and finally retire Carder c) the same, but Carder turns on Roman during the match
>Cesaro-Black and Styles-Ricochet will be the only decent matches of the night

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I predict I don't watch it and have sex instead

Well atleast half of this could be true.

Aye you're right I'll probably watch it

Honestly, I'm only excited for 2 matches.
GCW 5150 is on before Extreme Rules so watching something claiming to be extreme after GCW is on is kinda redundant.

They bottle the anti-charisma of Cesaro and Black and sell the ultimate insomnia cure in a co-branding agreement with Pfizer.

based sex chad

50/50 booking

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huh wat u mean?

>Drew eating the pin
Yep, gotta protect Shane.

that's the worst part. I hope at least Carder botches a tombstone on Shane and drops him on his head

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Cringe Day wins the tag belts

Why the fuck is Cesaro battling gayleister?

Mmmmmmmm gotta get those pure skull spikes in

Because Vince want to job him out as many times as possible until he finds some other random tag team partner

>thinking this isn't the next tag team
Workrate Euros with little to no mic ability, writings on the wall.

I'm gonna watch it while I fuck in between my matress and boxspring

i don't think this show even has any gimmick matches aside from the intergender main.

Strowman Bobbo is last man standing
Roman/Taker vs Shane/Drew is no holds barred.

> Corbin and Evans beat Rollins and Becky for the belts
I just have a feeling it's going to happen. The same feeling I had when Sheamus beat Cena back in the day. Vince loves both Evans and Corbin and Paul Heyman loves to make chicken salad out of chicken shit. I think Corbin will get a JBL style run.

> Kofi beats Joe
It's a filler match no way Joe wins.

> Shane and Drew def. Carder and Ramen
> Alexa def. Bailey
> Cesaro def. Black
> Strowman def. Lashley
> Ricochet def. AJ

Lol lol lol at thinking Taker retires when he's still getting that 7 figure Saudi check twice a year, plus whatever Vince throws at him whenever he fancies whoring himself out for a cheap pop.

THIS IS AWESOME
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