There are people actually hyped for this shit

>there are people actually hyped for this shit

LMAO cant wait for the denial when it fucking sucks

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I for one think it will be very good

No fucking way

Cringeola
Ding-Dong Diddlyoptimistic and basedpilled

It'll be a good match in sure, but Cesaro is a failure. There's zero reason to invest in anything he does

I HOPE THE INDY GUY DOES FLIPS :D

Extreme rules?
More like Extreme reason for me to watch the G1

I cancelled my network subscription but I’d tune in to watch this match if I still had it desu.

>obvious
he's a stopgap replacement for wyatt because vince has already soured on his cringehouse puppet show. you guys can't honestly tell me you've missed or even enjoyed firefly funhouse

Why do all wrestlers ought to have some shortcoming? Aleister would have been a lot better if he weren't that skinny. I am a mark for over the top/occult gimmicks so that isn't a problem but it works better if the cult leader is imposing

How much time is this match getting? 10 minutes?
>Sorry guys, the cuck segment went on too long. You've got five minutes.
>Also Drake Maverick and a bunch of jobbers are going to run through the ring

His was shoot raised into a Thelema cult. Gay sex rituals and everything.

It will probably be decent but it shows a bigger problem with the WWE and their relationship with fans.
Cesaro has no conceivable character, his recent development has been getting new music and worse gear, he hasnt been in any interesting programs or storylines. However the online fanbase is happy with him as the opponent for someone they have built for like 2 months in gay fucking vignettes because hes a 'good wrestler'.

This match or feud built off the match will be bland, because its apparent no actual effort has gone into the build. Its just an emo workrate guy and a super bland strong workrate guy.

two of reddits favs

that doesn't fix the fact that he looks like a skinny goober

He's not. A cult leader, he's a Satanist which means he worships himself which means he thinks everyone else is a faggot.

what is the reason they are fighting again

what is the story

why should i care that these two particular people are fighting

>having good matches is bad

Not enough restholds for ya, grandpa?

Not every wrestling match needs three months of soap opera bullshit, coffin heists and cooked dogs, Russo.

Having good matches is the cherry on top of 'good wrestling'. What is the point behind this match? Alesteir was in a dark room for months begging someone to come fight his weird ass. Meanwhile, a month ago Cesaro beat Ricochet in a singles match, after they already had two, this led nowhere. He was on the heel team in a 6 man, lost in a fatal 5 way elim match for the US title. Not every feud needs a huge narrative, but it seems like a huge waste to build someone for months only for their eventual challenger to be a guy that hasnt really been doing anything interesting for a while.

Challenging Aleister IS the interesting thing Cesaro is doing, ya dingus.

Dont you think a guy that is being built so strongly should have an equally hot opponent for his big return match?
I mean they have 5 hours of TV every week, what are they doing with it.

>I mean they have 5 hours of TV every week, what are they doing with it.
Stalling between Popeye's ads.

>be Cesaro
>be a wrestling god
>be there just to job to the new guys
>be happy about it and don't throw bitchy tantrums
How is he not Vince's favorite guy?

>How is he not Vince's favorite guy?
In 2014 he gave an interview to a newspaper and said "People are tired of seeing John Cena vs. Randy Orton" and just like that he was done and dead to Vinny Mac.

This explains the burial after WM30