HOLY FUCKING BASED BIG BREAKFAST BANTER CORBIN

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>Based irl
>Plays a crappy character on TV.
I'm not surprised desu.

Why does Dave live rent free inside the heads of these jabronie geeks of WWMEME?

>Been watching wrestling for 50 years
>Still not jaded
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Big Dick Dave working No Dimes Corbin into an absolute meltdown

I guarantee Corbin is /brandchad/

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How do I get his brand of autism, bros? It feels like I can't be ding-dong diddly passionate about anything for more than a month.

This is actually kinda pathetic. Imagine letting Dave live in your head this hard?

>imagine
no one in this shithole has to imagine that, it's their reality

Imagine what well paid WWE wrestlers actually think of Mr.Meltztwohotdogsinhishands
Nobody ever heard people talk shit about the WWE that got out recently because they are getting paid so well.

Cultists ding-dong diddly seething

That's what I want to know. Fucking vaccines did nothing.

The facial expression from Dave was a glimpse and hint to the outside world of how he reacts when he sees Kenny Omega and Japanese men naked.

Dave
>happy
>optimistic
>having a great time
>turned his hobby into a job
>travels all over the world to watch great wrestling

Some Geek
>miserable
>bitter
>makes themselves feel better by running someone else down
>spends all day posting on the Internet instead of enjoying life

So Dave never runs anyone down according to his culinaristic hipster tastes? Give me a break.

how can anyone hate meltzer after seeing his autistic prune face lighting up in awe like that? good on him for enjoying what he does.

Dave very rarely ever buries the wrestlers.

Corbin does it while Meltzer wishes he could.

>culinaristic

Anonetty using them big boi words

>ehh.. Uhmmm.. Yeah.. Not gonna be a really good match.. At all... Hmmm.. Yeah...

Wow, what a burial.

He literally does it every fucking week in his newsletter and 3 times a week on audio retard

Corbin still seething from getting raped by Meltz in the scorching summer of 2017

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>a guy that critiques wrestling not taking bumps is the same as bean counters in titan towers not taking them

he really is dumb as a rock

How's your trade pub doing?

Meltzer is a literal nobody

Just look at the wrestlers who like him, all no dimes shitters

>Terry Funk
>Ric Flair
>Daniel Bryan
>Bret Hart
>Austin

OH NO OH NO

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If by "bean counters" you mean the daytime soap opera writers who write the damn shows and people like Dana Warrior who PRODUCES MATCHES despite her only qualification being "had Ultimate Warrior's dick inside her"

Did Herb go a little too far with this?

>Corbin: Hurr durr I don't know who any of you indy wrestlers are, I'm not aware of anything that's not WWE
>Also Corbin: Let's Dave Meltzer live in his head devoid of payment
Way to break kayfabe, faggotron.

one of us

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Based big dick Dave working Corbin into a seething shoot

she wasn't there in 2017, simp

WWE really needs to decide on an executive level if Meltzer is a know nothing small fry mark or if literally everything he says and does needs to be answered and responded to.

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Why is Dave, an elderly autistic jew, an exception when it comes to bullying?
I thought WWE was all against that but apparently everyone there can make fun of this one guy.