THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF BIG SLOW
>120 degrees in mid August
>In the middle of Death Valley
>Wearing a snake necktie and lizard boots
>Carrying his Harley Davidson on his shoulder because it ran out of gas
>Tells Taker that he will stab him in the back while he is sleeping
>Taker tells him that he doesnt sleep and drives off
>Has to walk for two (2) days to get out of the desert
What a simp
OH NO NO NO NO NO
Caleb Davis
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Easton Jones
Holy fucken bafes
Jacob Brooks
BIG SHOWWETTY ETHERED
Jack Butler
based taker
Leo Ross
work or shoot?
Jose Morales
Fucking hell you mad lad.
Jaxon Fisher
mmmmm, the undertaker. wouldn't wanna mess with him.
Noah Bennett
KWAS
Zachary Foster
Lmao I love this board sometimes
Benjamin Jones
>TAKER YOU DICKHEAD, PICK ME UP
William Watson
>break the walls down starts playing
Michael Sanchez
Based Taker with the god tier bantz
Isaac Martin
Lucas Carter
What's the point of your story, ya fuckin simp?
Asher Wright
The point of the story is this, what used to be known as summerslam will now be known as armageddon and whoever shows up will be hurt
Nicholas Rivera
i appreciate this
Easton Hughes
fuckin zoomer
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Joshua Ward
....bITCH
Lincoln White
Reminder that Taker got worked into a seething shoot when Jericho interrupted this god awful promo and tried to get him buried for it.
Connor Butler
>i got more shower time than you got ring time
What did the Deadman mean by this?
Brayden Rodriguez
Mistah Deadman... I'm fooked
Jaxon Myers
Based
Anthony Campbell
You've done it now!
Anthony Sullivan
Ah smoked crack mistah deadman
Zachary Baker
why didnt he just roll it
Ryder Nguyen
>Tells Taker that he will stab him in the back while he is sleeping
>Taker tells him that he doesn't sleep and drives off
Top bantz
Logan Gomez
Source?
Aaron Bell
Try it and you'll se what happens
Tyler Ross
Does leaving someone stranded in the desert count as attempted murder?
Eli Gomez
Yes.
James Robinson
Hudson Ortiz
His ass.
Grayson Lewis
Does anyone know what a local 81 even is? Is it like a boomer bike riding version of an elk lodge or some shit?
Tyler Gomez
>local 81
it's hell's angels H = 8, A = 1
Dylan Bailey
It's Big Show's fault, the Undertaker warned him that the only thing that survives in Death Valley are the cold-blooded
Hunter Scott
Huh...learned something new today
Mmmmm only the snakes and the lizards big man...
Wyatt Mitchell
mmmmmm undertaker sure knows a lot of badass stuff