Stephanie McMahon looks like THAT?

Stephanie McMahon looks like THAT?

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Kek

My mom looks like a porn star and it’s fucked me up. I’m a 23 year old virgin living at home and I have a lot of wet dreams about her. Lately I’ve been jerking off while smelling her shoes.

I think things are gonna escalate to me pinning her down and having sex, I’m really scared it’s gonna go down like that.

That reminds me of the time on Yea Forums that guy recorded (audio) of him making the moves on his mom and pulling out his dick and jerking of while she watched. She didn’t object and watched him finish. He promised more but didn’t deliver.

You should approach it like the porn movies, user. Have her catch you jerking off and then have a heart to heart later that night about being a virgin and just wanting to get laid.

so like put a hole in the bottom of a pizza box and stick my dick through and have her open the box? Thanks user

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buy a prostitute who is not your mother and have sex. also shoot me her number, I love cougars.

Don’t pretend to be me, okay?

Is porn realistic in that way? Would she get turned on by me in the shower?

Syren De Mer

bringe. Your mother wiped your ass and washed your baby penis (which is probably still classified as a baby penis 23 years later). You're a financial drain (I'm guessing) and obviously not a lady's man. Your mother wouldn't have sex with you if you were the last man on earth. You're welcome for the reality check.

ty user for this ugly broad's name, she will bring joy to my loins for many a fap, or at least one

based, i love wrinkly old milfs

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i dunno why i find it so hot

Do you still have the audio?

based. I want to rub my stinky balls all over her face and let a fart slip out.

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Absolute state of this semen slurping board

The only one slurping semen is your mother

>Muh mom joxx
Absolute state of this little wrestlesimp's """"banter'""""

Syren is hit or miss for me. She's solid, but there are better workers out there. Mic skills are great though.

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Get a clue, retard

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I need that audio bro

Ah, yes, the copy cope. You cope by copying the more intelligent, dominant adversary in hopes that, you, too, will seem calm and collected. Alas, everyone knows you are boiling, seething, worked, and of course, finally, cringe.

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Syren de mer

It was 2009-10. Don’t have it but fuck me if I didn’t fap to it. I haven’t been single since 2007 but that shit was hot enough to fap to instead of waiting for m’lady.

Her scene with Tiffany Mynx on brazzers is milf kino