>sorry Mark, I'm not waking up at 5 AM so you can LARP as Judge Judy
How would he react?
Sorry Mark, I'm not waking up at 5 AM so you can LARP as Judge Judy
10 pure strikes leaving you unconscious, mmmm
tells vince he doesn't think you have the right attitude to make it in WWE and gets you a dancing gimmick
He'd give you one of these
>John, take a shit in his luggage and throw in the pool
Mmmm, there are only a few things in this world that are truly badass, there's me, mmm, The Undertaker. There's the brave men and women that serve in the US army, and finally there's you. Have a badass weekend.
>takes out and ipod and a pair of speakers
>"uhhh one second, just wait right there kid"
>he clearly has trouble with consumer electronics
>finally "YOU'VE DONE IT NOW, YOU'VE GONE AND MADE A BIG MISTAKE"
>try to say sorry
>undertaker shushes me and puts the speakers up to my face "AND I CANT ALLOW, YOU TO THINK YOU CAN JUST WALK AWAY"
*sics his minions Bob Holly and JBL on u*
He'd turn flushed red as most people with huge egos gets theirs put in place typically do.
You career in the company is over though.
>Flies down
>Hits you with one pure strike to the heart
>Digs a hole and takes your soul
>Stands on one knee and puts his hand in the air and says
>REST
>IN
>PEACE
>Mmmmmblarghh