>sorry Mark, I'm not waking up at 5 AM so you can LARP as Judge Judy
How would he react?
Sorry Mark, I'm not waking up at 5 AM so you can LARP as Judge Judy
Charles Cox
Thomas Adams
10 pure strikes leaving you unconscious, mmmm
Logan Peterson
tells vince he doesn't think you have the right attitude to make it in WWE and gets you a dancing gimmick
Xavier Morris
He'd give you one of these
Brayden Ramirez
>John, take a shit in his luggage and throw in the pool
Josiah Wood
Mmmm, there are only a few things in this world that are truly badass, there's me, mmm, The Undertaker. There's the brave men and women that serve in the US army, and finally there's you. Have a badass weekend.
John Mitchell
>takes out and ipod and a pair of speakers
>"uhhh one second, just wait right there kid"
>he clearly has trouble with consumer electronics
>finally "YOU'VE DONE IT NOW, YOU'VE GONE AND MADE A BIG MISTAKE"
>try to say sorry
>undertaker shushes me and puts the speakers up to my face "AND I CANT ALLOW, YOU TO THINK YOU CAN JUST WALK AWAY"
Nathan Ramirez
*sics his minions Bob Holly and JBL on u*
Oliver Cooper
He'd turn flushed red as most people with huge egos gets theirs put in place typically do.
You career in the company is over though.
Xavier Sanders
>Flies down
>Hits you with one pure strike to the heart
>Digs a hole and takes your soul
>Stands on one knee and puts his hand in the air and says
>REST
>IN
>PEACE
>Mmmmmblarghh
Levi Clark
Is there a story where this actually happened?
Jordan Powell
kek and checked
Carson Brown
>You'll regret that, kid
*next day, you're booked against Carder in a 1:25 squash which begins with you kayfabe shitting yourself in front of him*
Levi Cox
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Justin Bell
so Mideon?
Colton Bailey
No, because Wrestler's Court was being enforced by a vast majority of the locker room so you wouldn't just be saying no to Carder, but Bradshaw, Farooq, Shamrock, etc.
The alphas just settled it with their fists or by intimidating down the other guy before it reached the point of arranging a court
Leo Gray
What about Rock, Austin, HBK, HHH? Were they also in on the Wrestler's Court?
Robert King
hbk and hhh wish they were, HHH tried to take Carder's position on RAW and got laughed out the room
austin and rock were too big for that carny shit
Samuel Carter
>but first books you in a hardcore match with Bobcore where you have to take 3 unprotected chair shots before being throw off the stage set.
Jose Moore
Wait, Haitch actually tried to take over Wrestler's Court?
David Kelly
Please no your honor, anything but THAT!
David Rodriguez
Based bret trying his hardest to make this shit look good
Jason Clark
The crowd was still dead, wishing they invented cell phones so they can look at a superior form of entertainment.