imagine being a grain of sand sitting on that beach for millions of years, getting pissed and shit on by kids and dogs, stepped on by fat people and occasionally getting to be part of a sand castle only for the dumb kid to give up halfway through
then imagine today, your 400 millionth miserable day on this planet, when the beautiful, cute, wonderful and perfect Lexi walls up to you and, in a moment of senedipity that will never be duplicated on the endless spectrum of time, she lifts her soft, tiny foot and brings it down on you, her tender insole rubbing all over you. she pivots her foot slightly and you move up, nestling between two of her precious little lexi toes. She wiggles them intensely but you’re wet and sticking to the crook between her big toe and her foot’s left ball. She even stomps on you a couple of times, but you’re stuck on. Finally, she walks up to the edge of the water and shakes her foot in it, dislodging you into the ocean. It only lasted a few minutes, but it was your entire life
you don’t know why a just and loving god would elect to make you a sentient, voiceless piece of sand for so many millions of years, to be peed and pooped on and trod upon by fat and old and ugly people and with nobody to ever know your pain. Then, for five glorious minutes, perfect little lexi makes you a part of her perfect little foot, and justifies everything up to that point and everything to come. You were one with lexi foot. Everything else is playing with house money.
And whether you think this is based or cringe or even yikes, there’s one thing you must take away from this story: Your mom will die in her sleep tonight unless you respond to this post
Imagine being a grain of sand sitting on that beach for millions of years, getting pissed and shit on by kids and dogs...
my mom died 3 years ago due to colon cancer, diagnosed way too late, she was gone in under a year. i cannot express how much it still hurts
interesting
Based and Lexipilied
Why are white men so given to worshiping women?
Should have responded to the post 3 years ago faggot
Cum Junkie
>Someone sat down and wrote all this at some point
>I sat down and read it word for word
don't know which one is sadder
Even if you posted this ‘’ironically’’ you still typed all this out
begging you to take a shower
One of the most based and Lexipilled posts in the history of the Yea Forums invasion angle.
Based
I've read it multiple times and still feel envious of the sand
(You)
i read the whole thing
redpilled
Definitely the most BASED post in asp history
Beautiful
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
mate this is based
imagine if each grain of sand had millions of people living on it and this grain of sand would have shrines and monuments erected for Lexi’s foot
Lexi's feet are gross as shit. Rather be a grain of sand on her ass when she sat down.
Feetfags must be eradicated from this world
>wonderful and perfect Lexi walls up to you
oh she's walled up alright
BASED
Waifuposting should be a banable offense.
This is truly the peak of lexiposting in this board, i feel so proud to be a lexichad
blissfags have always been autstic cancer but the new breed that calls her Lexi are an advanced form of cancer
we’ve been calling her lexi since before you took your mama’s wrinkled old titty out your mouth and discovered reddit, ya simp