Kevin Owens is the next Stone Cold

Well it sucks now

So he's a face now?

fat ass bitch
youtube.com/watch?v=tYwMnnhaxMU

>going back to McMahon getting stunned in 2019
This fucking company ever going to let go of the past?

no

>his favorite wrestler growing up was Stone cold
>used to imitate his gestures alone at home like a manchild
>fucks up the stunner this bad on WWE TV and Austin was probably watching
he must've been suicidal after that match

>Evil authority figure trying to hold down the working class hero gets stone cold stunnered

This is new and exciting

ABSOLUTE FUCKING KEK

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Honestly its fucking depressing, he hit the stunner after Xavier hit the super kick.

1.Its indy as shit to just imitate your favourite wrestler
2. It reflects how the current generation has failed to develop anything of memorable value so they have to abuse nostalgia and meta commentary on the show.

>when the brap hits you full force

Well certainly could work and not even K.O fan. Much better than Comedy Kingston atleast.

I actually enjoyed my workout watching SD this week, I like where they are going with Owens ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Didn't austin say on one of his podcasts he liked seeing owens doing it?

he didn't fuck up anything rusev did a weird sell by flipping forward for some reason, kevin cant control that. if you're going to talk shit about peoples work at least know what youre talking about

Imagine Austin in 96 copying the same storylines and doing the same moves Hogan did.

Kevin Steen is going to bump his own spine into sawdust doing that shit. He is a fat fuck and shouldn't be dropping all of his weight directly on his lumbar. Even Stone Cold, who was and still is in way better shape than Steen, said he wished he had picked a finisher that didn't involve dropping straight down on his ass every match.

>It reflects how the current generation has failed to develop anything of memorable value
kevin steen invented the package piledriver that is used by everyone, also wrestlers also dont book themselves, you get told which moves to do and how and when to do them. if you have a problem with this finish then your problem is with WWE, not kevin owens

why is this fucking board wrestlingforum.com all of a sudden

He likes Owens and gave him permission to use it
youtu.be/Kpis7-PWObg

The Stone Cold Snapmare

>not liking the stone cold snapmare

Get a clue.

I really liked that promo. Him talking so fast was weird at first but I ended up liking it. It's something I can't recall anyone else in the WWE ever doing.

How does the stunner hurt when you land on his fat jiggly arm? Stone Cold was buff and would snap you into his shoulder bone. Owens is a fat pig and this would be like landing on a pillow.

If you had've told me in 2005 that Kevin Steen would be working in WWE's main event using the stone cold stunner as a finisher and feuding with Shane McMahon I would've laughed and said "man I fuckin hope not for his sake and for WWE's"

WWE is completed now. It's time for it to stop.

do you think if we all chip in and donate money each year to WWE equivalent to what they would be making that we can pay them to close the business and stop running shows

I can finally tell people I'm built like a wrestler

DRINK MILKSHAKE
RAISE SOME HECK
OH DARN YEAH

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I remember hearing this when it first came out, Austin is fucking based for the simple fact he isn't a total mark for himself. KO is kind of the new "everyman" as he is a fat douche

Rusev is inovative

Owens is really more of a South-park "Cartman" character. Just have him wrestle shirtless a match BEEFCAKE! BEEFCAKE!!!

Thats all on Cucksev

youtu.be/_rX8le4Uc_s?t=287
Do you feel like an idiot now? Stunner is 99.99% about who sells.

its kinda baste desu

Pretty sure that was Rusev's fault.

How do people not get that Rusev's deliberate shitty sell was a reference to this moment?

Kevin Owens isn't even the next Randy Orton

It looks so slow.

And goddamn has Rusev never seen a stunner before? It's all in the sell and he fucked up

>Camera follows the movement
>Zooms in randomly
>Cuts on impact to a wide view
When is Kevin Dunn retiring? This shit has gotten more widespread in WWE the last 5 years.

Another headlock Randy?

Unless he goes blind he has no need to retire. He's a lecherous single multi millionaire. He's nothing else to do. All he's obsessed with is perving on the women wrestlers and "making movies"