Reminder that Kofi Kingston is STILL the WWE Champion

>Reminder that Kofi Kingston is STILL the WWE Champion

This still feels like some weird acid trip bros. Imagine putting the belt on a midcard babyface for this long. This is worse than Mysterio's WHC run

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What baffles me is that hey huffed their own farts to such a dreadful extent they convinced themselves that of all the people to be the first bulbasaur champion Kofi was the right call
The fucker is the only person in history to be the only world champion his stable has produced yet still somehow the jannetty. That's an impressive degree of anti-dimes.
Both other Nig Day members would be better choices honestly, and then you have Troof and Bobbo who are far better choices than them
Kofi's literally the dirt worst choice and to top it off he had the physique for it about a decade ago. Now he's a noodle-armed chestlet that looks like a fetus

SOS

Still hold onto my opinion Ron Killings would have been a better first Champion, imagine all the fun, overall better segments

>the big leagues

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Nigga only has the title because Vince and Steph thought it was a good time to make a black guy champion. Shame it wasn't Booker T and instead you have this pancake throwing cringy faggot as your "champion". Everytime someone looks at him they think "oh it's only because he's black no way can I take this guy seriously as a champ"

Blame the company for not punishing Becky at WM.
They put their faith in Ronda who stopped ratings tanking.
WM was just Becky and Charlotte trying to make Ronda look bad and when Becky decided to botch the pin to get the title, it just made Ronda leave.

No Ronda = no plans for the future from the writers so the WWE are fucked now. Kofi is just part of that. The original plan was for Bork to cash in at Summerslam to unite the titles in a title vs title match between Seth and AJ but that's not happening.
So instead we get mid carders as top carders

Nah. Most peeps don’t see race because they don’t spend all browsing bbc spam and crime statistics on here. He isn’t over because he isn’t a believable champion. People still think hulk hogan when they hear the word wrestling. Not skinny chestlets

>Nah. Most peeps don’t see race
Only because niggers are difficult to identify at night

Haven't watched in years but I would just like to say Vince this is why you don't pander to Twitter marks. If you only relied on social media you'd think he'd be the next Goldberg but instead we got tarp city

>Tarps and curtains
Now that's a power couple for the ages.

its like simming gm mode

He's unironically the worst choice of the new day, Xavier has talent on the mic, Big E is pretty strong and has talent on the mic. Both of them have a distinguishable personality.
Coffee is a dyel gymnast who can't talk for shit without using buzzwords and has the personality of a concrete slab.

>most peeps don't see race
Found the delusional whitoid

he'll drop it at Extreme Rules or the Smack after it

Truth would have been a great champion, even if it's just a "Thank You" run.
>Truth wins the title
>goes through all of the shit he's done in his career, as sort of a review
>including a match with Big Jimmy, because Lil Jimmy grew up and ate his veggie
>all the while feuding with Miz, because Truth blames Miz for what happened in 2011
>Drops the title to Miz, who drops it to Shane

My HS graduation was in that building and managed to draw a full house

Typical broke untalented people knocking the ONLY successful wrestling promotion in the world

they've been tarping for years, why is it all on seth, kofi, becky, bayley, finn, and ricochet now?

It's sad how hard you guys get worked by this. He isn't even the first black world champion, they've given it to Rock, Mark Henry, and Booker T before.

Kofi is the Larry of the New Day. The act wouldn't be the same without him but people only remember Moe and Curly

Actually it's about on par with that time they reunited a stable they pushed to the moon a few years prior and got legend Kurt Angle to return to work weekly TV

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The WHC was the second-rate title. Arguably the WWE championship is a second-rate championship too because it's from Smackdown but everyone know the Universal title won't last, that shit is cursed. It doesn't help the current champion is emasculated every week

I'm mildly surprised. I figured he would have dropped by Money in the Bank.

This

Truth has been ready for the strap since the Cena feud way back in 2011, it's unbelievable they've just had him fucking around all this time. He was based as the NWA champion in early TNA too.