JUST

>Aleister keeps yelling at Bray to knock on his door
>Bray keeps telling Aleister to let him in

Aleister looks just like a dude i once played D&D with

how did it go?

ok-ish

anything special happen?

no

what did he play as

They'll team in a month and it'll be awesome. calling it now

this was unironically based

This.

Aliester Black and Cesaro White

If they were gonna insist on him using a mouthpiece, they should've shot this in reverse.
Enter without it so you don't look like a complete geek at first site. Put it in after you've announced the challenge and leave looking like your ready for a fight.

Cesaro is based, ya simp.

>haven't watched wrestling or been to Yea Forums in a month
>see Cesaro trending on twitter
>watch this horrid video
I came back to say fuck this.

J U S T .

>Be Cesaro
>Awesome wrestler, not that great at promos
>Midcarder for life
>Girlfriend has managed to get a job as the trainer for the women
>Get stuck in horrible feud after horrible feud
>Always manage to make it through and start a tag team with some dude
>Tag team gains success and before long you are viewed as one of the greatest acts in the tag team division
>Tag team breaks up
>Rinse and repeat

Cesaro is never leaving this company, he's found the formula of staying employed for life.

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I actually Really liked this Promo.
Black gave off actual Intensity, something I haven't seen in WWE in ages.

Cesaro needs something to do after Sheamus' death, lil guy

>Cesaro and Tyson Kidd were mad over
>Kidd had to retire, breaking up the team
>The Bar were mad over
>Sheamus had to retire, breaking up the team
My nigga Claudio can't catch a fucking break

Putting them together as a sadistic, "we enjoy hurting people" tweener tagteam as the payoff to this might not be the worst payoff.

>actual Intensity, something I haven't seen in WWE in ages
Did you not watch the Joe promo? Any of his promos? Nothing against Black, but Joe is one of the best promos ever. I have to actually avoid watching Joe's promos, because they'll sell me on the match and I'll wind up suffering through a WWE PPV.

It's amazing that the creative geniuses at WWE managed to turn Cesaro into a complete geek.

They'll be called........(drumroll)........"Black Bar"

Dude has like thirty videos of himself playing Clash Royale on UUDD, he IS a geek

Futa orc warrior

and now all he does is play league of legends in his free time

He has to wear braces to correct his two front teeth being pushed in after meeting a corner post mouth first, might as well incorporate the mouthguard into the character.

Don't forget
>Cesaro and Jack Swagger were mad over
>Swagger can't keep himself away from the reefer, gets suspended, team disbanded

Why is no one talking about the fact that Aleister made a "I'm busting a nut" ahegao face when he realized it was Cesaro?

it will be a no contest just like that sheamus Vs Cesaro match(last of the series)

I think it would've been fine if you had Cesaro kill jobbers or midcard dudes for another week or two to make it look like he's getting some sort of momentum. I think they're betting on Black and Cesaro's ability to put on a good match, therefore making both men look fucking good and Black better for it.

And then they respect eachother and form a tag team.