*ahem*
DESPITE
*ahem*
Logan Anderson
Joseph Phillips
ONLY BEING 13% OF THE POPULATION
Jackson Ramirez
AFRICAN AMERICANS OR AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM "BULBASAURS"
Thomas Clark
WHAT'S WRONG DROP YOUR WATERMELON?
William Walker
COMMIT 100 PERCENT OF SEXUAL ASSAULTS ON KEVIN NASH
Jaxon Ross
KEK WHAT A BITCH
Charles Anderson
NOT BEING AT SMACKDOWN UNTIL AFTER THIS SUNDAY
Cameron Cooper
OH NO NO NO
Eli Howard
I CAN CONFIRN THAT HULK HOGAN IS THE NEW ACQUISITION OF SMACKDOWN LIVE.
Caleb Gray
And thus, Hogan dropped the leg on Kofi at SummerSlam to once again become WWE Champion.
Owen Sanders
Fuck, wrong picture.
Robert Williams
Im not racist but i do hate niggers.
Andrew Jenkins
BENDER MUST NOT GET THE ALCOHOL AT ALL COSTS MISSION CRITICAL
Landon Wright
ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL JUST A RAT IN A CAGE
David Bailey
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING BROTHER. I'VE BEEN DOWN IN LA SOAKING UP THE RAYS BROTHER. ENJOYING EVERYTHING LA HAS TO OFFER THE HULKSTER. WHEN SUDDENLY I FELT A RUSH, WHOOSH, IN THE AIR BROTHER. I LOOKED UP TO THE SKY FOR OLD MEAN GENE. I LOOKED UP TO THE SKY FOR THE MACHO MAN BROTHER. AND LIKE SIMBA IN THE LION KING THEY APPEARED IN THE CLOUDS BROTHER. AND THEY SAID "HULKSTER THE WAIT IS OVER. YOUVE HAD YOUR FUN INT HE SON BROTHER, BUT ITS TIME TO AWAKEN THE PYTHONS AND HAUL THEM AROUND SOME GOLD BROTHER." AND THATS WHEN THE NEWS HIT ME. THAT SMACKDOWN WAS COMING TO LA BROTHER. THE HULKSTER DIDNT HAVE TO TRAVEL TO THE SHOW, THE SHOW TRAVELED TO HULKSTER BROTHER. AND IM HERE TO TURN BACK THE HANDS OF TIME. IM DIGGING DEEP AND USING THE 48" PYTHONS TO PIN . FATHER TIME'S SHOULDERS TO THE MAT BROTHER. AND IF I CAN DO THAT THE ALOT OF PEOPLE HAVE TO ASK THEMSELVES A QUESTION. IF THE HULKSTER CAN DO THAT KOFI HAS TO ASK HIMSELF A FEW QUESTIONS. KOFI YOU MIGHT BE PART OF THE NEW DAY, BUT WHAT IM HERE TO TELL YOU WHAT WAS OLD IS NEW AGAIN BROTHER. AND THE RUMBLING THAT HAPPENED A FEW DAYS AGO IN THE BOWELS OF THIS BEAUTIFUL SUNSHINE STATE WASNT JUST NATURE BROTHER. IT WAS HULKSTER REAWAKENING. IT WAS HULKAMANIA REAWAKENING. SO SAVE THE PANCAKES BROTHER, BECAUSE WHAT THE HULKSTER IS HAVING FOR BREAKFAST IS YOU. KOFI WHATCHA GOING TO DO?WHATCHA GOING DO WHEN THE SINGLE GREATEST FORCE, AND THE THOUSANDS OF HULKAMANIACS COME TO START A NEW DAY ON YOU!
Joshua Lewis
Holy fuck. That's a pretty great promo.
Kevin Sullivan
>t. Alexa Bliss
Matthew Jenkins
Dime ass promo right there broski.
Wyatt Wood
cringe
Julian Richardson
>KOFI HAS TO ASK HIMSELF A FEW QUESTIONS.
Doesn't finish with "what cha gonna do?" Yikes.
John Ross
>doesnt read the last lines before posting
Tyler Bennett
based
Lincoln Diaz
Heh, pretty shocking stuff huh? Well, what me and my co-worker, Terry Bolea, did just there is a practice invented by professional wrestlers known as "working". It involves using outrageous or outllandish statements to provoke an emotional response in the listener. And since we in wrestling invented it, everyone from advertisers to the president of the United States has adapted similar tactics.
Dominic Wood
based!