Worst act in wrestling. Every fucking segment is massive cringe and gets silence from the crowd...

Worst act in wrestling. Every fucking segment is massive cringe and gets silence from the crowd. Why do people want this shit on TV regularly? They have no chemistry or charisma

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So it dies faster.

better question is why do you lie on the internet?

We will never live live in the universe where Paige never gets injured so she doesn't get horrific plastic surgery to compensate

You're just trying to bait people and I want to tell you that I hope you fail badly

Why the fuck didn't they call up Io with Kairi if they wanted an actual tag team with chemistry instead of forcing Asuka to pair with her?

I want Paige to strap up and fuck me so bad

Why did the give two people you hardly understand a manager thats hard to understand?

Haitch needs Io to carry his division

It reminds me of something I'd do in TEW because I don't know what to do with them.

Holy fuck Paige looks like shit now compared to when she used to wrestle

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That’s ignorant.

i don't watch wwe but asuka is cute
other 2 are gross looking

She looks like a burn victim. Why do they do it?

Paige tries so hard to cover up her pikey talk that she ends up sounding like the bad English accent every American does but with added asbergers.

paige has no reason to be with them. lets put the uk white girl with two highly skilled asians for no storyline reasons. literally makes zero sense and she just drags the team down.

>gets silence from the crowd

Can't get a reaction if there's no one there to watch

>neither girl can speak English
>constantly play to their weaknesses by featuring them in non-wrestling segments where they just have to stand there and make facial expressions

it's like they are trying to kill them

I actually like this.
I like the idea of an Englishwoman managing two Asian women, like with Regal and Tajiri back in the day.
There's something oddly "Imperial" about it, and I like that.
Every wrestler who can't speak english should just automatically have an old English wrestler manage them like it was 1889.

blows my mind how absolutely destroyed paige looks compared to asuka, isn't she like 10 years younger than her

in fact i just looked it up and my eyes must be deceiving me, i do not fucking believe that paige is only TWENTY SIX, what in the FUCK did she do to herself? she looks like she's had her soul completely ripped out of her body. Asuka is 11 years older than her and looks infinitely better

These two faces sum everything up.

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Haha that’s pretty accurate

Too much cock and botox

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what year did her sex tape leak?

anyways it's probably del rio's fault that she's changed so much, he worker her into thinking he loved her, forced her to change almost everything about her, then dumped her like a stupid bitch

I want this to happen to Kairi.

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kek

Their segments are cringekino

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Because of the japs or whitey?

>kairi will never give you her disappointed face

there is literally no reason to move the camera that much when people are just talking in a hallway

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I dunno they seem pretty popular to me

They should legit be rebranded as the Bukake Warriors and come out drenched in cum. That'd be pretty funny. Especially considering Paige is an actual cumwhore.

Poor Kairi looks like she hates herself a little bit more every day for coming to WWE. I legit want to give her a hug without any perv motives.

The lack of chemistry

Fishing persona

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Asuka is unironically outlasting all the gals on the roster at this rate

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Jesus Christ, what the fuck is wrong with her?

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She's the best

>Worst act in wrestling
So you missed Corbin with Lacey?

P

They're great

based bimbro

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Have not been on tv in weeks, regularly in months.

That segment was pure garbage
> let me slap the piss out of you when you have no way of taking it out on me
> oh fuck we're making the heels look sympathetic
> oh double fuck people still don't like the japs yet

if i said it once i said it a thousand times, should have brought in jimmy wang yang to manage them.

I would have sex with paige, no question.
She'd give me a Swallowed tier sucking. Let me gape her asshole. Use a pussy pump, get her vulva nice and puffy. I know she'd queef for me. I love queefs. Pull out, push right back in. Capture some air in her pussy. Fart it back out.
Cum farts too. She'd do it all. Super horny slag. Lactation if she could. Spritz milk onto my dick. Suck me off. Piss in a cup and drink it.
She could piss straight into my mouth.
Give puke blowjobs. Put a toy in her pussy and expand it like a balloon.
Get her pussy nice and stretched. Grool everywhere. Lube her asshole with her pussy juices. Lick her rectum. Fuck her asshole, push upwards. She spreads her pussy apart so the inside can be pushed outward from her vaginal opening. I want to see pulsating red. Nasty slut. I love that copper taste of a good asshole.
I want a musk. Sweaty paige. Dirty anal.
No doucheing. I want shit to be on my dick when I pull out. Stick it right back in.
Feed her nicely.
So she gets big and full. Wait until she needs to shit. I want her shit literally pushing against my cock.
Fuck her furiously untiI I pull out, and shit spews out of her dirty tight shithole with the loudest farts. She'll be like "I'm like a mazda!".
Lawn mower brap farts as nuggets of shit came out of her asshole. She better push my face into it.
"Smell it you bitch. Smell my shit. Smell my nasty ass. Change me. I need to be cleaned".
She strokes me off with shit residue on my hard ass cock. Don't worry I'll clean it up.
But only to the point where it's clean but still smells like feces. So when I immediately go to face fuck her, she wants to puke. She does. Use that bile as lube and fuck her pussy until I creampie her. Fart that cum out and Ill eat my cum out of her fat plump pussy. Smells like puke, shit, sweat and salt.
I love nasty kinky sluts. Paige is one.
Id fuck her any given day.
You're a beta homosexual incompetant insecure pussy if you wouldn't fuck her pussy sleeve.

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2013, holy fuck.

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So many shots from modern WWmEme make for good paintings.

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