SM/A/CKDOWN GAMETHREAD #3

Not really

I WANT TO CUM INSIDE CARMELLA

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based

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Heavy Machinery is fat southern Enzo and Cass, change my mind.

>blue collar solid

WTF kind of gimmick is this? Why not just let Otis be a retard and Tucker his tard wrangler?

CUMMINGGGGGGGGGGG

Can Otis find his dick in order to shake it?

HOLY FUCK LADS HES COMING

>IM CUMMIIING

Otis is kinda funny.
The other guy is a literal nobody.
But both kinda suck tbqhwy

お元気ですか

I'M CUMMING

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>ate Booty O's
>i love cock now
wtf Vince

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is otis's gimmick just being big and slow (in the mind) ?

>I'M CUMMIIINNNNGGGGG!!!

the best things in wwe are the smackdown female and male tag team title feuds

Anybody got a webm of Carmella moonwalking with that pizza?

I'M CUUUUUUUUMMMIN

It's morning in Japan though

his gimmick is CUMMING

I'M DING-DONG DIDDLY CUMMIN

Its so obvious that Otis is the michael

I wold watch the shit out of this

BASED OTIS

I can barely watch but I still need some help lads:
Little Caesar's, Papa John's, Marco's, or Besa's (local)

Reminder that Eric Bischoff gonna produce SmackDown beginning next week.

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>IM CUMMMMINNNG

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CUMMMIN

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I won't because it is

based retard

blacks have spoken, cancel those three niggas

How long is Otis gonna be able to carry Tucker? Do you think Tucker has a chance if the team is ever split up?

>Otis

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Otis is the michaelangelo

PG is dead!! And Otis killed it!

素晴らしい時を過ごせています

>based Dahneel
No one touches his tip.

Marcos

私はあなたの顔に射精できますか?

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I'M CUUUUUUUUMMMMMING

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Just heard Nikki cross gets less than Seth Rollins. Never knew how sexist wwe was wow wtf

Get that local pie, son.

Did Otis fuck it to death

Is this really the face Io makes when she finishes? I need to know for reasons.

Little Caesars if poorfag, otherwise Papa Johns

Yikes

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あなたはG1クライマックスのために誰を選びますか?

Yep I know for a fact brother

とんでもない

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eat your phone fuckface lithium is best calories per gram

He Summer of 92'd it.

>Wrestling is gay
Nigga u l8 af

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reminder to do chess puzzles or else you'll get bad at chess and develop brain cancer

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Pretty comfy Smack tonight desu. Anyone feel the same?

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how much longer until Otis starts doing Chris Farley parodies?

what the fuck is that on her arm, Jillian's mole?

Seth does realize that the whole "main squeeze" thing is a joke about having a side chick right?

Thanks

Yo, is Becky gonna be in Glow? That would be sick.

I don't know how to play chess.

Yea, it just a nice episode so far

>Otis's uncle and father is the same person

>main squeeze

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Lo hates Kairi

Today is Kevin Nash's birthday. Say something nice about him

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日本のレスリングは大豆愛好家のためのものです

I hear you user.

Ok that was based

Moolah (and Aileen Wuornos) would disagree there, Seff

lol is Tucker supposed to be the "big" member of his team?

It's been fine

Tucker is such an obvious Jannetty, I feel BAD for him!

damn they need to give these teams a ladder match on the ppv

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youtube.com/watch?v=SM2fcenx7KU
lichess.org/learn
learn now before it's too late

but there's nothing wrong with her shape

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He is a serial cheater, he knows what he said.

Seriously Colby, you need to stop. Don't use social media for a long time. It's for your own good.

Anagram of Hankies?

I missed these days.

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DIMES

What's Tucker and Otis' gimmick?

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Better than that shit last nite.

He almost got over one time

Remember that time you guys fell “ko is actually shooting” posting kek.
This is asp not leddit

>reset the match
ding-dong diddly cringe

その時あなたは何を見ますか?

Steaks and Weights for the working man.

>watching geek Western "wrestling"

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SHUT THE FUCK UP
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

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based

yes

Huh what you say?

wut

think this is the best move

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I missed the first hour. What happen???

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no one actually believes that was a shoot. They were working you. I hope

see

>watching Japanese nerd shit

I watched G1 in Dallas and it was nothing special

Literally just regular Americans who wrestle

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What are the ads that you got tired of watching all the time?

zzzzzzzzz

exfoliate me out of this hell, ultimate lotion

Mildly retarded auto mechanic and his erudite business partner.

how about instead of mike chioda it's mike chode

hows this smack down? why is the thread so dead?

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because they bonce ronce the cornew and des his gona sasd ewrg

projecting

Not bad other than the Bayley/Cross shit

The match currently taking place isn't complete ass.

HERE COMES THE BIG DERRGGG

WWEは私の人生です

You’re reading comprehension is really bad, user.

BEXPLODER!

same old shit

Kevin turn face in a good promo
Naka handily beat fin
Roman and zigller for main event
Contract sighing baylely, niki
if i forgot something tell me

Correct

すみません、それは本当にそれをやろうとしている要求ではありませんでした。

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DABERGBERG.... HAAAANTS!
INIZ YARRRR

Actually good compared to how its been lately

Based Otis

I know. I not really paying attention

B A S E D

Based as fuck

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>you are reading comprehension

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OTIS

IIconics are going to lose their titles so Payton can go on her honeymoon

based bloatlord

BIG HOSS

one of them is a literal who, and the other CUMS

If there's no count out or submission in triple threat why do they keep saying champion doesn't need to be pinned or submitted to lose?

面白い。 AEWについてどう思いますか?

oh i get it now,
heavy machinery, because they're fat,
and because they advocate construction jobs

What now.

私に話しかけるのをやめ、変態する

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I’m on mobile ya dink

Shut the fuck weebs

Wait, when did KO do the stunner as his finisher? I thought he did the pop up powerbomb?

Actually, I'm okay with that. Give my bois a holiday without the titles so they can come back piloting Nia and Tamina like the mouse from ratatoille x2 and fuck up Japanortama and take back the titles.

>admitting to phone posting
Time to die.

There is submission.

been his finisher since he came back as a face this year

Pop-up is heel, stunner is face

that hook nose

How many enemies does Shane have right now

Let's fight over catering.

I think it's both
He uses both

>It brought us closer
Sonya pls

Music user helped me learn what electro clash was during Monday's Raw. Now I have to know: You know Sasha Banks' second theme, Club Rave? What genre was that tune? Thanks in advance. :>

Why do the lesbians continue to harass Ember Moon?

mmm that big tray of cookies

I knew that all this yoshicringe spam was coming from actual autistic japs

Shayna is cute :3

>it brought us closer
What did they mean by this?

>No lesbianism this week
fuck this shit

私はAEWを見ていないので気にしない

he literally has not been face yet except for tonight, the new day thing was a ruse

Miz, Roman, Taker, Owens, Cedric for some reason

You can't skip the line

they are trying to convert her

pride month is done brother

BASED LESBIAN STORYLINE

Roman, Miz, Kevin, Cedric maybe

>Mandy's Tits

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ORANGE TIME LADS

it's called pop user

do you guys think Owen shitted himself in the ring at Over the Edge? I heard that happens when you die

>Implying all the white bimbo cringe isn't coming from actual white trash
isn't it obvious?

Sonya took advantage of Mandy's disappointment to turn comforting her about her loss into having sex with her.

>implying ember moon won't end up hatefucking both of them with a 10-inch strapon

Is there anyone Ember could actually find? Liv?

if they were going to do a fake gay storyline in 2019 who would you elect to be in it?

>brought us closer
Wot next? HLA or that 7 ft dyke from the US soccer team?

It better not be fucking Adam Cole

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>catering

WHERE'S LIV

いいえ、あなたは英語のタイトルで画像を投稿するので。

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Are they a lesbian couple kayfabe wise?

Liv finally shows up next week as Embers partner

both should be banned

been kinda bored actually

やめない

>the rock and Kmart Bruce Willis do cape shit.
Fuck that and fuck them making it a fast and furious. I want ricer jettas stealing Best Buy boxes

Mickie James

getting locked in random rooms for a smokebreak

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How does a womenlet like Mandy tower over Ember Coon?

it better be... BRAY!

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Yes probably when he hit or when they put him on the stretcher

it's happening, there's literally no one else to use

>pop
CAUSE I'M A JUGG-A-LUG-A-LO

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あなたは極端な規則に興奮していますか?

Wooop WOOOOP

that beak

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TIME FOR SOME ALI KINO

So has Sonya joined creative? She has to be writing this storyline right?

Listen to some 70s italian electronic user, then Jimmy Havoc's old progress intro, then all of sing to god by Cardiacs and blow your ears out crying

calling up her clone from nxt

don't know if she's recovered from injury though

Ali was a cop?

hot

>Mandy has felt that schnoz in her balloon knot

shelton binyomen, and he's shelton benjamin but jewish

>another homeless Ali promo

ok it gets old after half a year

Fr i miss the toyotas and hondas and those neon lights on the cars

What a strange gimmick. What is he now, an inspirational speaker?

They’ve literally been saying that since he debuted 3 years ago

That's his entire gimmick.

they should just swap ali for manny in these promos and say nothing

Is he saying he killed members of the public as a serving police officer

Where is Carder?

>saw evil in the people he swore to protect
>saw evil in the people who swore to protect and serve

Ali Antifa

Ali is actually the reason black lives matter exists.

>thinking cops can be corrupt makes you a communist drone

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HE WILL NOT PIN US

Yep, he mentioned it a couple times in his promos on 205 Live. Stuff about how being a cop taught him how to see if someone has ill intent by looking into their eyes, and when he looked into the eyes of Buddy Murphy that was all he saw.

>there's a PPV this Sunday

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he was drinking JD and died in a motorcycle accident this afternoon
nobody really cares though so there were no threads on it

Based and diesel pilled

The ppv don't look that bad matches

ali is the moral extremist villain wwe need

>Aleister promo against a fucking chair
The state of this feud

It’s VIPER GUYS

はい、私は文字通りしっとりして今それについて考えています。

lacey evans dresses how parents would dress their special education child

is it cody?

I wish it was Hogan.

It has to be The Fiend, right?
Could be Good.

Cesaro's english has gotten better

Where the fuck is Randy Orton

BASED CESARO

Oh shit, that's going to be a good match

is black trying to do an agent smith thing?

>It's Cesaro
WRESTLEVOTES WINS FAGGOTS. THEY'RE CREDIBLE SOURCES.

This is rather gay lads

Fuck. I thought Khali had lost some weight at first.

injured

I like Black's voice

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Oh shit it's ceasaro

name a more boring match at er

Aleister sounds significantly more dutch this promo.

BASED CESARO

It’s been randy at all the house shows....
What the..
why....
nah man

Oh boy more goofy Shelton

Cesaro finally getting the push he deserves

>Cesaro
Well back to my nap

the taker match

EURO FITE AT EXTREME RULES

Cesaro sounds more American now.

Fucking hell user you're right. It's best-baby-contest gear.

Oh shit.
This is gonna be Good.

Fuck I'm actually hyped after skipping all those shitty promos

Is this for the European Championship?

the fuck was that, did they just fuck up

hahahaha what the fuck

>Cutitng Promos with mouthguard in
Y tho

What the fuck is this shit

randy is injured

>Cesaro still has his braces
Goddamn, how long has it been since he broke his teeth with that cornerpost spot?

literally any women's match

I literally watched him wrestle a house show last night

What happened to the gold standard?

Is Shelton being sucked into the Firefly Funhouse?

He's gonna lose on sunday

>I am here to pick a fight with you
>I AM GOING TO FIGHT YOU

Is this the best wrestling storyline ever?

私はあなたも文化の男だと思う

Europeans shouldn't be fighting each other

>Shelton is going to main event
>Cesaro getting a push
We have survived and entered a glorious new era

...

will undertaker pop up or no?

Sound tech refusing to job

I can't believe they're setting fucking Survivor Series already. I won't stand this shit booking for another 4 months,

Got sold to GFW so now it's just standard now

Shane told him to mute the mic

So I guess Bray is back in catering again?

it is quite based, our children's children will be talking about it for ages

Lads I gotta admit, I wasn't big on Cesaro but I have to admit, he can be DIMES if he's pushed correctly

NEW THREAD

Bet they're saving Black vs Orton for Summerslam

man at least shelton has been on TV for 2 weeks

now let him wrestle

probably better off keeping it simple

Teeth fucking suck and they never truly heal when damaged

stfu before I fight you.

It could only be better if they kissed

You fuckers love the word "literally."

I just wanna do the muscle man dance ;_;

NEW GAMETHREAD

I'm thinking like WWE creative.

You’re literally wrong about orton

The faggots writing in japanese want you to believe they're japs but they're just stupid weebs. Real japs never write using Watashi in every fucking sentence

I didn't say shit about Orton.

ベースド

Stop with the gay squiggles and just fuck already.

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are you on drugs?

Nope. They never defend them anyway so the belts can just disappear for a while with Pey

確かにベース
未だに

GET THAT WEAK SHIT OUT OF HERE
ARCTIC SUN IS BEST FAYGO
WOOOOP WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

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SHE IS GOING TO DIE YOU FUCKER

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