SmackDown Gamethread #2
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Remember when Samoa Joe was a threat?
No
Fuck off ap shark
b/a/sed
I love you guys
I WANT TO CUM INSIDE CARMELLA
yeah...on TNA
NJPW invasion
Okada vs ...
>Censored finger.
Thats it, they are staying pg.
Eric prs
HE'S GONNA SAY IT
>YOU TRULY ARE A NIGGER, KOFI
THAT'S TO FAR JOE
Post Kabuki Warrior pits
THICCI Cross
Roman Reigns
The two chosen ones from their respective companies
Joe gon eat the WWE championship confirmend
KAYLA GET DOWN
KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLL-IN
Is nikki shoot autistic?
Who would go over?
>I'm coming for you nigga
damn joe
rollllll
Rollerino
Bayley heel turn on Sunday. Sasha, also a heel, returns
I want to eat out Bayley’s ass
just Scottish
here we go
fuck yeah. Even Scotland > Bailery
Can we go one thread without saying the n word
*AHEM*
c'mon Sonya
>Nikki two nights in a row
>Bayley two nights in a row
>contract signing
jesus christ
why is Nikki so fat and gross and sounds retarded?
Rollin
>Literally no reaction for Bayley
Yikes
WATCHING SMACKDOWN ON A DELAY KEVIN OWENS JUST NAME DROPPED THE BLUE TONGUED CUNT. HE BETTER FUCKING WATCH IT.
ROLLL
Scotland.
I got the better quad milf, hell yeah
Bayley is such a bitch
I can't fucken fap to this musclefuck, give me a fat girl wth a dragon dildo
ROLLINS
Giv Liv
You could have wrestlers out there getting over with the fans. Yet you choose another talking segment... with one of the worst talkers in the history of the company, and it's not even the one who has an accent.
doubles or bust phaggot
Nikki is one of the worst divas they've pushed
Rollins
Roll
Don't worry, it's just lip service. The fatty will never actually be on TV
rolly
holy shit bailey is a fucking charisma vacuum
Roll
she's Scottish
where is alexa bless.
inflating her tits again?
>YOU'RE A BIG GIRL
rollin for gimme digit
NWO BRUTTHHHAAAA
SMACKUHDOWN
WITNESS ME
don't get how you can pop a main title on someone for this long and do nothing with it. can't even be assed when she comes out.
>don’t be her friend!!
Yeah females def write this shit
Bagley needs to seek a speech therapist
you are supposed to go take a piss during this segment
Not even watching this shit. I'm watching Armageddon '00.
Is bayley even tryring when she does a promo
>Bailey
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FACE
jesus christ bayley sucks
Why does Bayley even give a shit?
How's the show? Im busy eating blue berry muffins.
holy cringe
OH SHIT WE LAYCOOL
>Smackdown opened with KO sayING that the WWE sucks then Corey said a lot of the guys in the back are pissed off just like him
KEK
But Laycool were co women's champions
Bayley is not even trying
>making a mockery out of your most prestigious title in the division
but why? it's the women division but still... why?
FUCK YEAH CO-BESTIES MK.II
why is there only contract signing for some matches but not all?
this is terrible
Weren't LayCool the co-Smackdown champions?
Why don't I have friends
oh ok so they're burying Carmella tonight
yeah she's trying... trying not to cry
Bc girl shit
NECKAY
Bayley will never ever turn heel. Screecap this.
Been missing for a while.
Where the fuck is CharGOAT?
post yfw WWE pushes nikki and drew into a romantic angle
Nah
It's a 60 minute draw
I WANT TO CUM INSIDE CARMELLA
>stack around
scottish people
that moonwalk reminded me of that time MJ didn't molest those kids but got accused of doing it
who would you bury?
Because if that happens, you would be happy, and God doesn't want you to be happy
Idk maybe they sign it but not in the ring,I dont know that much about the lore tbhq
Stfu nigger
>coalburner gimmick
>only Dates White Guys
What the fuck Carmella?!
Chris Jericho is the worst vocalist in the history of Butt Rock. And goodness that is saying something.
Mjs a pedo.
All leftwingers are scum.
I would be fine with this
come, baby, give me 29
NOBODY I WOULD HAVE LIV MORGAN SHOW UP AFTER MONTHS OF INACTIVITY AND EAT BOTH CROSS AND BAYLEY AT THE SAME TIME BECAUSE I AM A SMARK
roll mothafuckas roll!
Yeah but that was when the ttile was trash
>in before the title is trash now
yeah but they're not supposed to push that idea themselves. What happened with all the revolution thing?
hello fellow taima viewer
Rolling
FUCK YOU NIGGER
>nikki getting more screen time than Sanity
>Evolve Pro Wrestling touted and aired on the Network
Oh no no no. What will 'BingoHallHater' Randy think of this?
>Hulk Hogan has entered the arena
Per Dave Meltzer
This.
Wait did nak vs balor happen already??
MJ Hated kikes and was painted as a pedo for it ya stupid boomer.
racism is peak cringe
Nash is a nigger
is this real?
Speaking from experience I see Kev
Jesus fuck Nash I hate to see how you handled fake wrestling if a fake movie did this to you.
KOFI GONNA BE STRIPPED OF THE TITLE
Roman. Tie him to the tron like aweird samoan figurehead who has to watch all the matches like henry under the bridge as everyone else gets to wrestle and he has to weatch with nmo smokle in his firebox all because he didn;t want to have charisma or a good fininsher orr not wear FUCKING BODY ARMOUR to fight lads flipping about in latex pants
Makes sense since she was always the star of the group
bafed
Based. We need more Liv.
yes nak dominated the whole fight
Yeah, I could do with cumming inside Carmella.
If mella loses, I'll commit an hero today
>implying he isn't going to RKO everyone in the show, women too, and interrupt the main event with an RKO to both competitors
when is the leasbians?
get ready
yes, so is this
Byron Cuxton
SAXTON BURIED HOLY FUCK LEL
>mella's lipstick on nikki's arm
based
HOLY CRAP SAXTON IS DEAD
based
I want to come inside Nia jax!
Wacko Jacko would've loved to meet u 5-6 yrs ago and discussed it with you after a pillow fight, Zoom.
BYRON CuCKED
Please get some caps of Mella's brapper
bro, if anything, we've decriminalized it by throwing it around like "dude"
have sex
Oh yeah, shit where's Nia Jax? She get too fat for her bin bag?
Why the fuck is this shit even trending?
Sanity no longer exists
Man, squash or balor had some offense? I just wanted to see him wrestle
GRAVES CORPSING
Corey and Saxton corpsing hard after that 11pm line
>didn't get the part
>celebrate the process
>drink alcohol and listen to music
>coping intensifies
I bet he could fit that bottle up his ass and hold it there for 92 minutes.
>Tom and Phillip cracking up from that gym joke
>Byron keeps it together
Based
the fuck
DIS IS ON YUGH
but why?
>what's taters, precious? Hmm? What's taters?
What the fuck happened?
RIP user
Shit, didn't meant to reply to that post
>Carmella will never do the Bronco Buster on you
Her knees or legs broke from being fat as fuck. I shit you not
carmella is useless
>life has hammered me
remember when neither Asuka nor Charlotte could beat Carmella?
Okay
Send for the fucking man
OUR GIRLS
CHINESE GIRLS!
Bayley with that nodding acknowledging that Nikki's titties are on point.
lol carjobber is a pathetic nigger
both her acl's exploded
idea to make wrestling cooler:
make rest holds possible match finishers
Wolfe requested his release and Young was drafted to Raw leaving Dain who is on smackdown
How does Nash deal with it?
That's kind of sad. Sit her on Roman's shoulders like a weird Ratatoille chimera and have them be a mix-match perma-fusion
LEAVE MY IICONIC BABIES ALONE
Probably rub his dick and ass with both hands and shake the hands of both main eventers.
ASUKA BLESS
The weight was too much.
FUCKING BURIED
BASED SLAG & WEEBS
Why the fuck is Paige still here
I want to fuck paige
Balor had some offence. Got a slingblade in. But it was mostly naka. Hit him with 2-3 Kinshasa's
>Actually mentioning this
Wow, are they going to be on the pre-show?
I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE
THREE DISGUSTING WHITE WHORES
>me and Nash have the same music taste
Small world
>The IIconics and The Bukkake Warriors will never team up to slobber on your knob
Hey anti-weebs, show me any proof that Asuka or Kairi are whores like those Australians.
That was so hot.
HOW CAN SHE SLAP?
oh also Dain went back to NXT
Damn that was the first time Paige was actually good in the mic. Is Heyman really helping her?
weird decisions there
I only see one. it tarts with a P
WE'RE CUMMMMMIN'
SWEDEN IS THAT YOU?
Did Paige fingered these gooks already?
0 ass
Fucking based nak. Thank you user
How dare Paige slap Billie! She has mad cow bird flu.
fucking kek, I remember taking this original screenshot in HD then all the oldman Cena edits happened
>tfw no clear path to Mania
Charlotte beat her three times within a few weeks after getting her tits fixed, then beat her right after WM 35 for no reason
She was literally as awful as always
You just summoned the idiots obsessed with black dicks. I hope you're happy with yourself.
and Wolfe apparently went back to NXT UK
Based, Paige slapping that thot
Paige is working a lot better for the Kabuki girls the last couple segments
they have private "lessons" if ya catch my drift
>Kabuki Warriors vs. IIconics
I want them both to win it's not fair...
I think Wolfe actually got moved to NXT UK, or did he make a request for release after that?
Oh look Bryan.
An actual Dime drawer.
He should be in the G1 right now but instead he's doing tag shit.
Re-signing was a mistake.
Fuck Brie.
Not like this Heyman. You send those fuckin ludicrous australian jobbers screaming to the moon
MAYBE he'l get a push. I don't want to get my hopes up
been watching too many xiangqi videos and now i wish i was a middle aged chinese or vietnamese guy.
Yeah, they sent pics to Xavier.
She BTFO those whores good.
Don't cry, lads, but I think Peyton got married this past weekend. (according to the stalker accts on IG)
The guy from Nickelback is. He sounds like he's gargling bulbasaur cum and coal at the same time.
What the fuck Kabuki even means?
does TAKE really just drink JD I just saw this post on /ck/
that shit does suck desu
iirc, it has something to do with silly japanese dancing or some shit
Fancy prostitute.
I miss /wwe/ lads.
>misusing the word literally for no reason
go back to reddt faggot
>Kabuki
"a form of traditional Japanese drama with highly stylized song, mime, and dance, now performed only by male actors, using exaggerated gestures and body movements to express emotions, and including historical plays, domestic dramas, and dance pieces."
It's cummin ladies
If u can't find Goggle, maybe Ask Jeeves is still online.
He made his request for release and then he popped up on NXT UK in that IMPERIUM stable or whatever
>ESPN
>The magazine
People still buy those?
Yes brag about Beko being on the cover of a magazine that is ending next month because of terrible sales
yikes
Its wcw 2000 all over again fucking god! Even the "we hire old bookers knows for their fame" shit fits. What with booking shit and then have your talent say its shit? And some morons think it's ok?!
don't replay this
I miss anything good? Finally heading home after shift
Serious question
Does anyone GIVE A FUCK about this Taker Reigns vs shane drew tag match?
I feel bad they keep throwing drew in nothing fueds
Shit that's awful
you have good taste
It's actually dying this fall. Guess we'll have one more nekkid issue, then Sept, it's gone.
when will Mayu save Smackdown?
absolutely not
THE BIG DOG
>bulbasaurs
when is it gonna end?
>"ITS A NEW....."
nope
legit drew has been in the most boring feuds all year same with roman
not their fault i guess
>IT'S A N-
Audible booing for Roman
ITS A NEW D-
no because its vs shane and drew
>Ramen in Based Smack
The Wild Card rule was a mistake.
>fucked up the audio cue
based
Wait to that tag match is no holds barred but the mixed tag is extreme rules
What's the difference?
I bet this was for the big Russian dude in Stranger Things.
7361434
You are not getting a (you) from me
yeah another ugly generic gook is just hat we need
is xiangqi based or cringe?
>sweetie
Roman and the Undertaker are fucking aren't they?
They don't need snaggletooth when they have Kairi. She can go job to Io in developmental.
IT'S A NEW WHAT?
If it's Nig Day time, it's time for a new thread
why does roman talk with a slight black twang even though he's clearly asian
SUCH GOOD SHIT
Fucking hell lads I got it his hair looks like VHS tape that's come out the cassette
-IGGER
IT'S A NIGGER
(You)
Jesus who is running sound
Based Zorbchad
N-word
WHOA IT'S THE NEW DAY!!!!! BOOTY O's HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Checked and Dimespilled
are the New Day actually gonna touch tips in the ring?
who?
pretty based, at least if you're in to chess.
I'm still pretty impressed that Bryan actually manages to get crowds to boo him.
BASEDVALANCHE COMETH
but why?
It would have been a hell of a lot more effective if Taker had been off see programming since 2017. However, since he sold out for Saudi oil money, it gets the question of why he didn't help Roman Reigns before.
When did Based Bryan become so Redpilled?
goddamn new day is based
HARPER REFERENCE
he's always based when heel
NEW THREAD
Based Bryan burying these guys
>Actually mentioning Harper on the show
HE'S GONNA MAKE IT
6 months were just added to Luke Harper's contract
Harper should say at least I know who my daddy is
Spewing methane out of where Daniel, finish that sentence
This has been a p. fun episode
Why does Otis have a mic?
>CHEESE?!
>the tag division is a joke
>every fans thinks the tag division is a joke
>put Bryan to point this out on tv
>proceed to make fun of him and keep the division as a joke
why are they so stupid? why?????????
Kek
GET IN HERE LADS
Those two look so bad next to cute little Kairi, lmao
"People" like this are why I Believe in Eugenics.
Asuka looks cute in her own way
roo
/wooo/tists BTFO