SMACKCHAD GENERAL #1

Give me a (You) when the bukkake warriors have their title match.

I literally don't care, Bray when

Dolph Vs. Hatsune Miku fuckin book it Vionce I've had a few tonight lads

I WANT TO CUM INSIDE CARMELLA

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Don't watch Smackdown tonight

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there is no way they do it on a go home show

r-right?

It's EDGE

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Based KO taking up three parking spaces.

FUCK THIS CAMERAWORK

Well, it's a different start

>THEEYAAAAAAAH

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BLOOD

I've never understood why wrestlers break up fights, why would they care?

Cena billboard is owl-eyes for millenials wathcing shanes hubris bros

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is Owens a face now or something?

>outdoors in daylight
Yeah I'm thinking the Bisch is here

Sorry, I'm watching literally anything else

That camerawork hurt my eyes

BECAUSE THIS IS A REAL FIGHT! NOT THE OTHER FAKE SHIT YOU USUALLY SEE! THIS IS REAL AND THE BOYS HAVE TO BREAK IT UP BECAUSE THERE ARE REAL LIVES AT STAKE HERE!

Yeah

wow they really want the whojapan audience

WERE IN THE BISCHOFF ERA

Come on shane they were just having fun

KO's shooting!

I'm sorry, what?

BASED FATASS

>ziggler vs owens w/shane

just kill me

holy fucking BASED

BASED FATASS

BAH GAWD ITS STONE COLD KEVIN OWENS

HES HERE HES STILL HERE KING

Is this dare I say a new Pipe Bomb?

wtf no herecomesthepepe

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Why was KO wearing the crew shirt when he was driving his car?

IT'S A SHOOT!!!

PIPEBOMB!!!

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HE'S SHOOTING BROS

is this a shoot

so is shane feuding with roman, miz AND kevin? lol

Speak for yourself fatty

>this opening

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This fuckin handful of shane mcmahons

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bawesdc

HOLY SHIT KO PIPEBOMB

IS THIS REAL?!

BASED BUDDY MURPHY

when you all get bored of the same old shit come join us skribbl.io/?Q0SIiEBAyd

BUDDY MURPHY

Ferris Bueller's Day Off is on BBC America, and A Bronx Tale is on Sundance channel

WE WCW NAO

Are you fucking braindead?

>AND MOST IMPORTANTLY FUCK BULBASAURS

Jesus Christ kevin

Is this, dare I say, the beginning of a new SMACKCHAD era?

>running away

Austin would have whooped all their asses

Worked shoot, dummies

Apollo Crews, Buddy Murphy DAMN he name dropping and all

>Bischoff Writes again
>Shit becomes Shootier again
Based.

BASED KEVIN IS THE MOMMY POSTER

>Asuka Kairi Sane
BASED FAT GUY

PG BTFO!!!

CODY IT'S ALL OVER!! YOU LOST!!!

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BASED FATASS

Didn't based fatty just turn like a month ago?

BUDDY MURPHY

Music did not play you should not have posted this.

>p-please join us
Fag

It was a shoot.

did Shane just turn face?

WWE>AEW
Based, somekne has the screencap

o no its byron saxton

Many men wish I death upon him

is bischoffs plan for creative just to ripoff cm punk?

This is like a Scott Steiner shoot promo. Based

Yeah ok bud

I mean that was cool

>random NJPW match

Owens running away threw all that away. Austin or taker would have wooped all their asses

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Yeah I'm thinking he's back

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why didn't he mention Colt Cabana?

>Nakameme vs Finny
could be based and redpilled

Based Yea Forums poster Kevin Owens name dropping buddy and asuka

yeeeehhhhh dick belt fucks up japanese pensionerFUCKING DYSON BATTERY SAVING TRIGGER BOIS BASED INTELLIGENT VACUUM

HOW CAN JEWMAN EVEN COMPETE WITH THE BISCH ?

>punk invented worked shoots
get off my board

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Many many many men

Cuz its a shoot m8

Guys I missed the start, how was the RAW recap?

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Obviously it’s a work. Are people on here seriously special?

COLT CORONA!?!

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So Shane is feuding with half the roster now huh?

Neck yaself, jesus christ.

You retards actually thought that was kino? That was WCW 2000 level of bad.

>They script Reigns to point out how Shane is hogging all the tv time and how the McMahons arent actually listening to the fans
>Nothing changes

>They script the Miz to point out how Shane is hogging all the tv time and how the McMahons arent actually listening to the fans
>Nothing changes

>They script Owens to point out how Shane is hogging all the tv time and how the McMahons arent actually listening to the fans

k................

It could be great, it could be mediocre; Yea Forums will hate it either way.

E-drones are legitimately fucking brain damaged.

specifically referencing the "best in the world" and cutting off his mic, come on

kek

>shin skay is alive
wtf am I being worked

sub 80 iq at work

I don't think there was one

Wcw 2000 was kino

That's like asking if NWO invented worked shoot invasions

No they didn't fucktard, but they have the most famous one.

yes

when will liv morgan get justice?

haha jokes on you I wasn't alive then so as far as I know iot never happened

fucccccc u

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>tfw actually like Shane and want him to have screen time

It brings me back to all those years of spamming HERE COMES THE MONEY at the end of every shitty PPV

>no reaction

>liv morgan

WCW 2000 was good

>Grimms toy show

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WCW 2000 is better than current WWE

what happened to Rusev?

That's a nice jacket/coat/robe thing.

>imgur link
hi r*ddit!

They even cut his mic that wouldn’t be fake, idiot

At work for another hour. Think Wyatt might show up here with that dumb wildcard shit?

based

NO MORE SHANE

GAAAAAY

mmmmm pay your dues, kid. 18+

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fuck off faggot, I bet you wanted a RAW recap

please go back to japan shinsuke

how much do clothes cost in the matrix

Remember how fucking over Shinsuke was when he was called up? People singing his theme well after the show was over....A fine example of how badly Vince can fuck up someone’s career

What the fuck bros I need my Shane segment

BASED UGLY GOOK

Doubt it

better than never doing it.

Please be baiting, you're hurting my head.

user, I...

whose that lawyer looks like Heyman without the fat

Why are they exactly making this match? Finn has literally no story and it's pretty clear Nak will lose. Why not save it for the PPV and get some more weeb tickets sold then?

>all those fags chugging soi.
Yep I member

Pure antidimes.

Alright, Bryan and/or Dave...get off Yea Forums

AEW spastic acting like an E-Chad.

i dont think Shinsuke cares anymore

>Chaos

based

What makes you think Vince fucked it up rather than Shinsuke's accent?

They've said "Chaos" twice since Nakameme showed up
kek

>Nakamura
>CHAOS

we're not talking about Baloretty, he clearly wrote Shinsuke

How many girls do you think stare at Finn's Bulge when he does that pose?

Shinsuke can't cut a decent English promo. That's on him

Grandpa japan gon knock penisman into next week

yes

Why the hell should he? He’s been so disgustingly underused since his feud with AJ fizzled out.

OH SHIT NEW JAPAN INVASION SOON

Clearly lol gg though

At least 4

It's called build, nigger. Neither have been on TV in a while so them having a non-title match will lead up to a five star title match one day, but it would be way worse to have a match outmof nowhere on Sunday

Do you guys have picture in picture during this commercial? I know last week they showed me a normal commercial, but some people said they had picture in picture during it.

NAKAMURA STOP CHOKING HIM OUT
>Why?
They're playing the ads
>Oh Rokay

>wrestling during commercial

SMACK WINS AGAIN

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lel

Yes. Picture in picture right now.

FUCK AERIAL PODS

He's on beaches now

>mfw CHAOS

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Faggots, Teens, Smarks and Marks love Finn.Nakamura is only liked by ft smarks and gooks.

blin

My sister likes him and I'm starting to think it might be because of the face, abs & bulge

Shinsuke wants to leave to AEW. Vince may throw him the IC for keeping him

I'd say because the same thing happened to Rusev and Roode before they got slammed back to obscurity. Vince doesn't like people getting over organic-like

Zoomer seething

Fin Balor shirts are fucking sick tbf

Who the fuck is Build? Fuck off, retard

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Why did I assume the lion King was already out?

No he doesn't he's retiring in the wwe making bank ya dumb meltzer cultist

Not a single gay that I know like Finn. Just because he virtue signals outside doesn't mean they have to like him. Marks and teens love Nak as well.

They need to get the WWE Title off of Kofi and put it on Finn

Now split roster is over I'd like a big ass new japan evil faction with all their guys vs wwe. Something to talk about for a month before it's dropped.

Do you blame her?

I wish someone would care for me as much as that qt care for fucking Yoshi-hashi

so he gets injured again, no thanks

Just started watching. What did I miss?

Why this bitch acting like a 10 year old

Nah
At least she likes White Guys

>Knowing gays.
Ding-Dong Diddlycringe

What the hell was that shit on the apron?

man's abs gon fall out too many in there

She has a pure heart.

Russo returned and pinned kofi

fuck off, leave your basement one time

Was at a house show last night and kofi is literally injured kek

AEW pays better and have more laxed dates. And even if he doesn't want to leave, he can use AEW as a boogieman for getting a better deal

Japs aren't gooks ya boomer.

I can't believe Finn's dead.

Because gooks know the only people interested in them are pedos in denial; so they play into it cuz kawai or some gay shit

hahaha I win

Fin "no sell" balor

I just realised EVIL vs Kevin Owens would unironically be Great.

HOLY SHIT NAK ACTUALLY WON A MATCH

BASED BASED BASED

based nakameme

mmmm

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Shinsuke is back

>dat no sell
Fucking Balorina

Eat shit Shinsuke detractors

>a five star title match one day
kek, E-drones legit believe this after AJ/Nak

How do I get girls to talk to me?

based dipshit

That was a good match. It accomplished its goal.

Based heel tactics

This is exactly the cheap shit I would do in one of the games

this is literally me except for with ishii

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Japs fuck twinks

what is the point of laying down until 9 then springing up and running into the ring

>pays better.
How the hell does a T-shirt company pay talent??

I thought it was for the ic belt ?

wear expensive clothes, drive expensive cars.

BASED
Ready for the Japanese resurgence punks?

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We all do this

Agreed. Good and to the point.

Literally?

So Nakamura is now the number one contender for the IC Championship now right?

You smarks are the ones who thought that would be a good match in WWE style

>We had Roman exactly where we wanted him
>Then we won the match
:)

Remember when Drew McIntyre was scary?

IF YOU DON'T LIKE ROMAN FUCKIN FIRE HIM SHANE YOU CAN DO THAT

just be yourself

Unironically a Good short Match.
Is Pre-Wrestle Kingdom 10 Nak Back?

By having a billionaire with more money than Vince as owner

I'm broke

Oh shit I forgot Bischoff has connections to New Japan since his WCW was close to them back then.

Invasion II SOON

Time to change the channel lads

Bad for business.

>contract signing

who gives a shit

I like how Drew pointed out how WWE botched last night and the bad guys still ended up winning

WHEN WILL LIV DEBUT

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Because Kahn has way more money than Vince and this is a game for him

no maybe nxt nak if you're really lucky

And you're the idiot who think Nak/Finn will be good now. That makes you a double retard.

If booked right, that could be the greatest thing ever

Do the guys thinking about committing suicide, please don't.
Even if you think that no one cares, I assure you that they do.
And if you can't believe that know that I care about, and would be devastated to see someone as important as you lost.

>5 stars
nigger it's literally outlawed to have a five star match without permission

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SOS
CAWDY SEETHING

anyone else smoking marijuana and drinking cheap booze?
>smoking on some fire Passion Fruit buds
>drinking some Seagrams 7 cause alcoholic
>watchin low quality rasslin and shitposting
yeah I'm thinking tonight is BASED

I only want to see what Bryan says during the tag summit, and who Aleister is gonna face. Then I'm out, Dolph vs Roman with the Shane crew hanging around isn't enough to keep me till the end.

They're never getting it

Thanks Mr. Nash

based

Wasted trips faggot

>nakamura and balor ends before cmll starts
BASED BISCHOFF

He didn’t compete said he got hurt in Binghamton Sunday night. Srs

Well said user.

All these streams are fuckshit. Stuck on weird america subway ads or skysports uk janky artefacting teeth commercials

If Cena goes against Tana, who goes against Okada?

That doesn’t generate money tho

>Implying anyone will want to work there after seeing how Kushida/Io/UltimoDragon/Kaientai/Nakamura/Kairi/KENTA/Asuka/Ibushi and the whole WCW were treated.

well you obviously aren't having any fun tonight you uptight faggot

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based oral b keeping the ratings down

What, no gambling ads?

Hey guys just wanted to take a second of your time to let you know that wrestling isn’t real.

Literally.

what exactly is going on with Alexa Bliss?

Orton or Roman

Roman

It hurts me to say this but, either Roman or Seth

Neither does Vince

Nah just about to pop some xan, get a good night sleep and have an income that will double my salary

Nah, madlads just want me to buy 5 cars, get life insurance, and die with good teeth

Orton but Gaytch would probably find a way to make it him instead

S O S
RATIN'S COLLAPSIN'

MORE KOFI WM MEMORIES

Seth.

She's sick, she tweeted about it all week

1980s Japanese Women's Wrestling was tho, that's all I watch

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It's real, I can watch it on WWE Network, only 9.99

GET IN HERE

Why won't it be good? They don't have to wrestle strong style or slams through stiff tables. They have plenty more stipulations to choose from.

NEW

Shane

you could have 2 wrestlers out there wrestling and getting over with the crowd
No. Put on another damn recap.

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CAREFUL KOFI JOE GON BAKE YOU INNA PIE

*interview.
Fuck

kys already

Cena/Okada and Tana/Roman would be better matches

The gooks will never be relevant

Would unironically be dimes.

Nikki is fucking atrocious

Now that's a real shocker

Nikki a cute

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>they insist on giving Bayley a live mic
why are they so stupid lads. I can't take it

I’m not watching this literal cringe segment
Guess im watching rugby for the next 5 or so minutes

but they clearly can draw more than Stomping Grounds and NXT UK

Where is the rat?

celebrating yet another birthday bash

So Sasha Banks is helping Bayley retain the title right?

Not even pre WK10 6 man tag matches Nak

bump to kill /wooo/tists

The only time i was interested in a dolph ziggler match was vs. The Miz at TLC 2016