How the fuck is this match gonna work?

How the fuck is this match gonna work?

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Lmao this match is going to be a disaster.

Watch g1 27

>tfw ZSJ wins with the Zack Driver

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Both men are capable of wrestling without having an agent script out their match. That's how

Zack is going to lose.

this
fucking newfags

He'll do a gorilla press into a standing moonsault followed by the saber driver

I look at this and think how grateful I am this match is happening in NJPW and not WWE, just imagining it makes me sick.

Fale’s excessive sweating will cause zsj to constantly lose his grip

ZSJs offense isn't based on throws or striking, it's mat based, so it's perfect because he has no disadvantage on the mat against a much stronger opponent who is not a technical grappler.

I still remember that god awful roll up finish.

Fale shoves his Tongan meat down Zack's pretty British hole

Based luck Fale is going to carry this skeleton

Poorly.

That's the beauty of G1

>how do da bigger guy rassle da smaller guy?
are you retarded user?

Fale’s gonna die in the ring one of these days. Compare how he looked in 2014 to now.

>How the fuck is this match gonna work?

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Isn't that true for like every ZSJ loss?

Newfag, what's wrong with this?

Is it bad that I can imagine the WWE comentary during this match
>OH MY, HOW WILL ZSJ BE ABLE TO SUBMIT THE BIG MAN FALE?

Like all of Fale's matches, it won't. Like all of ZSJ's matches, it will be boring and challenge your suspension of disbelief. Thankfully, NJPW's shows are long enough that you need time to take a dump or make a sandwich so this will be your moment.

Two problems. First, its going to be tough selling the idea that ZSJ can force Fale's limbs anywhere. The weight differential is just too much. Second, Fale isn't flexible enough for most of ZSJ's gimmick. You're not going to see the kind of joint movement you do from an Ibushi.

>First, its going to be tough selling the idea that ZSJ can force Fale's limbs anywhere
That is not how it works.

I think he's trying to say, how the fuck do you joint manipulate the Michelin man?

It kind of is. ZSJ isn't out there shooting guys, he's doing theatrical holds that require a set up and a sell. How is he supposed to sell pulling off a butterfly lock on a guy more than twice his size? How does he get there? Thats especially true when you're working with a guy who cannot help you at all.

ZSJ is going to have to try to figure out how to work an armbar from strikes on a guy who is both too strong for it to look real and not healthy enough for anything elaborate to be safe. We're going to see 15 minutes of octopus holds, rest holds, and ZSJ trying to sell not being fast enough to duck a bad lariat.