Mmmm.
>*gets pushed to the moon in his first year in WWF*
Did you pay your dues boy?
>*gets full creative control over his character*
Oh you didn't?
>*bitches to Vince about backstage shenanigans*
Well around here boy
>*gets you buried for not wearing a suit*
You gotta wait your turn
>*gets his friends and fellow Texans pushed as soon as they come in the door*
So you get down that liquor store
>*takes time off whenever he feels like it*
And you better bring back a case of Jack for me and the boys
>*refuses to put anyone over*
Don't like it son?
>*refuses to go out on his back*
Well maybe you ain't gonna make it in the big leagues
>*comes back for Saudi money and buries a younger talent*
Mmmm don't wanna mess with me
>*gets his wife a lucrative payday*
Or the boys will make your life hell
Mmmm
god forbid someone tries something new
You've done it now!
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm badd ass
I never liked him to begin with, but this board has ruined Taker for me
>Big show still seething from that one time in the desert
you should love his biker gimmick it's great
Doesnt help that hes a magfag right wing boomer retard
>BAD
ASS
Say what you will about Yea Forums but it's the only wrestling forum that is redpilled on Undercarder
Because a lot of us are older and realise that 90% of his career was as a fat, anti-draw cringelord
kek taker is a such a hypocritical piece of SHIT
Lol fag. Still love taker. None of what you fucking retards say will make me thing otherwise. Keep seething faggots
Kek being this triggered by taker. Fuck your flippy shit
Based Taker working our resident /wooo/tits
worked
This. I fucking love taker
Taker is my 3rd favorite of all time. But it's fun making him out to be an incredibly old boomer that can't even remember where he left the keys to his bike
I am old and still remember him busting out of the casket during the million dollar man promo and me and my cousin pissed our pants. That and Papa Shango making the ultimate warrior vomit made us stop wrestling for like a year we were too scared. Papa Shango said he was going to get everyone and looked at the camera and I would tell my mom that Papa Shango was going to break into our house and she threw away all my wrestling toys.
>the best match of his career was because Mick Foley took sick bumps that shortened his career while Carder look on like an idiot from atop the cell
Should have retired when he got that string of injuries in the early 2000s
Based retarded user
Worked. We still respect Based Taker, this is just us having fun.
Same idc that he shouldve retired by now. I don't watch WWE because im not a little kid anymore but he's one guy i would still give the time of day or who might persuade me to book a PPV if his opponent is good. The sound of the gong and then the pop that comes after is legit one of the only good things about WWE.
plus i like that he tried new things later in his career to keep his matches fresh even though a lot of it was silly like being way bigger than his opponents and then standing over them while they're on the mat... then pulling guard lmao. shouldve had a standing or top control sub, a sleeper would've been way more based.
but then he did shit like crazy tope suicidas and shit which was fucking based and maximum effort
>*gets pushed to the moon in his first year in WWF*
How come they did that? Didn't he beat Hulk Hogan for the title in one of his first few matches?
huh? wat u mean?
simp
it was at the survivor series after the one he debuted at
it was quick, but it wasn't that quick
should have been a standing guillotine. makes sense given his height.
It was a short reign? And he didn't get the title back for about 3-5 years, right? What did they mean by that?
Kek. Based Papa Shango
I don't I never liked him