Awright bro, so for the first segment tonight, we got ____

Awright bro, so for the first segment tonight, we got ____

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Seff Lynch vs Mike Kanellis in a [dramatic pause] chastity cage on a pole match!

No the key should be on the pole, stupid.

More like Rollins & Kanellis vs Lynch & Kanellis. If the girls win they get to fuck other guys.

>Start hot with Rusev vs. Mojo.
>Mojo squashes Rusev
>Roman Reigns music hits
>hands Mojo a SHIELD vest
>"Roman inducting new members TONIGHT"
>Roman and Mojo get jumped by Apollo Crews and Corbin

>inducting Mojo into SHIELD
This sounds like something they'd actually do regardless of Russo.

>Nakamura is lost in the city looking for the arena
>Sami Zayn rolls up in a taxi
>Commercial break

Based

This actually sounds entertaining wtf

>Come back from commercial break
>APA are now also in the taxi, playing poker with Nakamura
> Cut to the back, Big E is seen sneaking into the girls locker room

>LHP vs. Braun in a 3 on 1 handicap match
>Braun squashes them
>Elias slides in ring with guitar
>Smashes guitar over Braun's head
>Roman & Mojo make the save
>Roman is about to hand Braun a SHIELD vest
>*lights go out*
>Corbin and Crews are in the ring
>Brawl ensues
>"Don't go anywhere. We'll be right back"
>Commercial break

>back from break
>backstage Maryse is frantically looking thru her bag
>Claims somebody stole her panties
>Miz is outraged
>Big E snooping around in background

>loud bass beat drop
>enzo is shown standing in the rafters with face paint on

>"IS THAT WHO I THINK IT IS????"
>Commercial break

>Back to Sami's Taxi Cab
>Nakamura is in the backseat playing Russian Roulette with APA
>Sami stops his cab for.....THE GODFATHER and his hoes.
>Miz and Maryse find a trail of panties and decide to follow it
>Corbin, Crews, and Elias call out SHIELD
>Roman, Mojo, and Braun come thru the crowd wearing SHIELD vests
>match begins
>midmatch Miz and Maryse are following the trail of panties that leads to beneath the ring
>it's Big E and Swoggle sniffing used panties!
>a brawl ensues at ringside between Miz/Maryse against Big E/Swoggle
>*Lights go out*
>Enzo is in the ring
>Confusion everywhere
>*car horn blowing*
>Sami's taxi speeds down the ramp
>APA, Nak, Sami, Godfather, Hoes all spill out of car
>Massive brawl
>"THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE!!"

would watch

100% KINO RAW IS WAR

Based

no bro let's have seth fight maria and turn heel by repeatedly kicking her in the stomach. he's gonna get so much heat bro.