Boy howdy, this hasn't worked out has it?

Boy howdy, this hasn't worked out has it?

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tfw all the shitters are leaving New Japan and exposing themselves in the West and the chads are staying

I mean it's not like he wasn't warned beforehand, but the guy insisted he wanted a """challenge""", so that's that

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Him leaving wasn't a bad idea, it literally revived the Juniors division, but him choosing WWE was a grave mistake. AEW should have been his pick.

Was he even good, i always skipped his matches, there is something about his fucking face that makes me livid

Literal anti-draw charisma void in the unironic sense and nobody gave a fuck about him

He's great in the ring.

I'm not sure what his plan was exactly.
>not really over in New Japan
>ask to move up to HW to try to get over like other JHWs have done despite no plans on actually changing anything about myself
>denied
>leave New Japan for WWE for a chance to prove I can get over
>don't actually change a single thing about myself
>not to mention ignoring the fact that Vince refuses to do anything productive with Japanese wrestlers; particularly the manlets

I’m a Back to The Future mark so I liked his gimmick but like 90% of modern wrestlers he’s nothing special, I still don’t get why any Jap would bother signing to a US company in the first place

Are you him?

If anything they would all expose themselves as shitters outside of their gook safe space, Asians cannot into Western style of wrestling

Yes.

He wanted to travel and do something different.
Probably pays more also

he's just a super boring guy
he is technically proficient, so his matches were always "good" but you could hear a pin drop in the building unless he was wrestling someone that was super over like Hiromu

His quick balloon somersault match with Hiromu Takahashi was cool

I'm sure he's making more money at least in WWE; he did buy a nice looking car recently.

KUSHIDA is a special case since he's a lifelong e-drone that would be happy to sign a mark contract. Most wouldn't be as dumb as him

KUSHIDA wasn't over. His Wrestle Kingdom entrances were over.

I didn't know who this guy was and when people started talking about him after he left NJPW I thought he was in his late 20s, then I looked him up, turns out he's 36. Maybe he's just trying to get into the retirement leagues before it's too late, but I kinda doubt he'll get a decent enough spot to make it worthwhile.

great in the ring but such an unbelivable charisma vacuum that only 4 months after he left, nobody talks about him despite him being the face of the jr division for like 4 years.

>He wanted to travel and do something different.
He left because they wouldn't let him move up to HW. I don't blame him for that at least since guys like Naito and Omega started out in JHW, moved up to HW, and became stars. But I don't think he actually had any plans beyond moving up to HW and simply being exactly what he had been as a JHW.

>I'm sure he's making more money at least in WWE
He's not, NXT pay is shit
>he did buy a nice looking car recently.
He bought a fucking Honda fit from Carmax lmao. Even I could buy a new Accord.

OH NO NO NO

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No he isn't, he's another boring flippy manlet but this time he's yellow.

WHOshida

kek

It's WHOSHIDA ya mark

>Flippy
Huh?

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hey his life is generally going well now, please no bully

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>a 36 year old vet putting the ring up and tearing it down
it's gotta sub after doing it for years as a dogsbody/young boy, then have to do it again years later.

Yep, he signed up for 50k a year with expenses to be in a shitty developmental with Gargano when he could have either stayed in Japan and got more money and eventually at least be a respected vet, or join AEW and get paid by a money mark to wrestle a very light schedule and have free reign on creative and who he fights.

>I am desperate every day to get through a day

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Now I'm intrigued on the differences between credit cards in Japan and the US. Someone fill me in.

Remember when Tanahashi asked him if he was happy with his decision at the press conference and Kushida started crying like a bitch? What an idiot, even then he knew he was making a mistake

hes cute lads..

He sounds like a sheltered woman lol

He wants to be a white meat baby face like Tanahashi, but he doesn't have anywhere near the charisma.

>Gedo, let me join bullet club, or I'm going to the WWE
>no LOL, im joining bullet club
>Gedo, put me in hebby weight or I'm going to WWE, for real this time
>nah, oii Tana, make him cry

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>KUSHIDA leaves
>Jrs get to headline a Dontaku show
>Jrs get to headline Sumo Hall
>Shingo and Ospeay both get g1 spots
delicious.

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NJPW's style is just incompatible with WWE's a lot. Kushida is tiny and was never going to get over, and Shinsuke might of but he's broken down and went 5 years too late. They need to stop going after their prime if they want to be a star. Also not be a jr hebby because they'll die in 205 with the rest of the manlets who didn't learn.

Tama is still in the company you know.

You can start as a JHW and move up if you are tall enough or look the part like Shingo or Kenny/Naito did. Kushida is a skinny manlet.

>9 dollars for miso
I thought America was cheap for food.

Or you bitch and whine enough and are good friends with Kenny, even though the crowd doesn't give a single shit about you.

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>flippy
t.never watched a Kushida match

>dude who was a veteran in his old company
>make him "pay his dues" by taking up and breaking down the ring
Fucking hell

>Comparing tag divisions to Juniors.
The bucks did the right thing moving up. Look at how the HW tag division is right now. I don't even know if there are more tag teams apart from G.o.D.

Now you are having G.o.D begging the revival and Usos to come to NJPW because they barely have any HW tag teams.

Did anyone seriously expect it would though?

He probably goes for imported stuff so he has to deal with stores upcharging a bunch.

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A nice new car? Nigga please, dude bought a used Honda Fit. Probably like 10 grand. Whooptie fucking Doo.

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I completely agree, their tag division fucking blows. But, that doesn't mean the Young Bucks deserved to be up there. It's sad that them going up there was a good thing.

I would imagine he makes more than 50K. That is the ultimate Ricochet mark contract.

Better than your ride, you bitch ass hatin' ass nigga.

Based millionaire user

Someone tell him you can get the good shit at a Daiso or Chinese supermarket.

Why does he look like this cat?

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because he is an otter

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imagine being on Yea Forums and shitting on smarks all the time and then writing a wrestler off after two matches like a fuckin smark

...

Haha he sounds like a woman