Works marks

>works marks
>works smarks
>works anti-marks
>works anti-smarks
>works snarks
>works Le Meltz
And the latest addition to the "worked by based big banter baron GODbin" brigade
>works the Elite into an absolutely fuming rent free shoot

How does this single man work not only fans but his peers in fellow wrestlers?

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Last true heel in the business

What?

Worked

forgot to add that he works Naomi

This nigga boiling.

If a tree works everyone, but no dimes are around to be drawn, did it really happen?

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(worked by based big banter baron)

>Has to explain what his shitty little acronym means because it ain't ever getting over.

Worked me into not watching WWE anymore. Excellent heel work.

KWAB

>works the ratings in to record low territory

wait until he gives becky the deep six

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BASED BIG BANTER BULLY BASED BWORK BTHE BFAT BSMARKS BASED BARON "BASED BARON CORBIN" CORBIN DEMOLISHING YOUR MISERABLE WEEB ASS
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He actually is good at his job at being a heel I think, but even a good heel can get booked into oblivion by WWE. Why should you get invested in this guy losing if him losing never matters? He'll show up on TV the day after anyway.

>it's not Roman maineventing
>it's not Seff maineventing
>it's not Beko maineventing
>it's not Shane maineventing
>it's not Drew maineventing
>it's not Kofi maineventing
>it's not Owens maineventing
>it's all Corbin's fault!
Gain height

Who said they don't suck too? All of those shitters being shit doesn't make him any less shit himself.

>works me into not watching Raw again
based

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>works the Elite into an absolutely fuming rent free shoot
How? Explain

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In one of their videos they made a joke about giving The Librarian a Baron Corbin tier push.

Bases.
Heels can no longer work people so only meta heels like Corbin works.
Only MJF comes close.

>works at applebees

Why do stupid cucks keep saying he gets go away heat?

Hes not though no one is paying money to see him get his ass kicked

Maybe because people are actually going away?

Because they're too self absorbed to look past the seething froth bubbling from their mouths to realize they're getting worked

Literally a coping mechanism from fatass neckbeards.

Lol idiots giving the competition free publicity
Not true! Look at Kevin Owens, even neutered by the E he's been doing S-tier hater shit and running the mic. Maybe a lot of guys just suck at being heels?

Because of charisma vacuums like Rollins, Kofi, and Becky.

>charisma Vacuums
>Kofi
Based Kofi's promo last week with Samoa Joe was absolute dimes. Everybody in E looks and sounds dumb because the writers are currently shit, it's hard to add charisma to writing you don't believe in.

Ever seen Cop Out with Bruce Willis? Remember how fucking bland one of the best actors ever was in that? Bad writing can ruin good presence.

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>Corbin gets go away heat!!!!
>Proceeds to still watch anyway

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Why, I have stopped watching.

>Based Kofi's promo last week with Samoa Joe was absolute dimes

go back

HE WILL NOT DIVIDE USSSSSS

Because no one is buying a ticket to see him get his ass kicked.

If you work every single person, is it really still a work? What's the endgame?

>works me into not watching RAM
GOAT HEEL

Can I get a rundown on why people hate this guy?

because they can't accept a wrestler can be good without doing 10 moonsaults every match

>Tokyo your favorite son is home!
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STOP EXPOSING THE DAMN BUSINESS

Based Big Yen Corbin

he's a former golden gloves winner

Literally because he doesnt do flips and he isnt an indy darling.

he is a talentless dork, wooden in everything he does

his highlight so far is shaving his head, i'll give him that

otherwise instant skipping of any segment he's in, which is half a raw, which is actually not a bad thing

I just dumped the remains of a strawberrita into the toilet then sent this pic to my two sisters telling them I am on my way to the hospital. Worked one of them into a blistering shoot.

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G-go away heat

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>Works the 18-49 demographic in to tuning out
Basee

yuckola

He's so based

Imagine being Big gold chain based Baron
>pic related

its like one of those street fight videos where some cuck got his ass beat, and the gf is "all no stop dont kill him lets just go".

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He has a based finisher, that kayfaybe noone has kicked out of.

>go back
I was born here

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Replace your fucking toilet you animal

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a Former Mr. Money in the Bank

Yeah, because like I said, if he loses he just comes back and it doesn't matter. Why pay for a heel if they don't have anything really bad happen to them when they lose?

Worked by the dirty toilet.

Cause he's a bigger charisma black hole then Roman and no one wants to watch him on their TV.

Shane McMahon says hi.

Yo no homo Baron looks good

Corbin is unironically one of my favourite wrestlers right now. He's in-ring skills + mic is just so good in my opinion. He's not perfect but thats what makes it work imo.
This.
This too.
So much big dick energy coming off of Corbin in that pic

>there are people that dont like big daddy corbs

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GOAT

He's way better on the mic than Roman and about 90% of the roster.

Because he looks boring and has a very safe and boring wrestling style
He's really good, though, even managed to get a good match out of Kurt
Even if it's boring, he's good in ring and doesn't drag the other wrestler down, he's very athletic for his size too
Also good on the mic