"Mmmmmm, here comes a tombstone, kid. Dubs and I don't drop you on your head, trips and I accidentally kill you."
"Mmmmmm, here comes a tombstone, kid. Dubs and I don't drop you on your head, trips and I accidentally kill you."
kek you're name is Mark and you're a wrestler
O-okay Mr. Calaway...
Give it your best shot underboomer.
Thanks for the rub
S-sure thing Mark. Thanks for drawing the hou-house
My cucumber will avenge me if you try anything
YOU LOOKIN AT THE REAL REAL NOW
Based taker giving everybody itt concussions
you won't B-bitch.
GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY THE DEADMAN JUST TOMBSTONED HIMSELF. WHY ? TELL ME WHY ?
easy on the neck, carder
Pussy I dare you to drop me
Time to pay my dues to the deadman
And what happens with singles?
wouldnt you like to know loser
See these 8
I don't even care if I get killed. Just the mere opportunity to touch or be touched by the greatest (and most handsome) wrestler of all time would be the greatest honor of my life.
SPARE ME, HMMMMARK
BLEEEEURRRGH
*boink*
Please spare my life, Mean Mark
Has anyone else noticed how The Undertaker currently looks a hell of a lot younger than he did a few years ago? In OP's pic from 'Taker's last match, he looks a lot like he did in 1998. He looks fantastic.
>He looks fantastic.
>fantastic
End me Taker, please.
>implying his deteriorating face and body aren't all in kayfabe to represent the Deadman decaying due to the years
Fantastic, masculine, handsome, sexy. I mean it. He looks great. Certainly better than the shrimp-dick beta males on the modern roster.
Fuck off, fake tough guy.
>deteriorating face
I don't see it. He looks really good to me after he lost some weight.
mmmmm be careful, kiddo, You don't wanna mess with the pure shooter
Trips of death
Mmmmmmm
Come at me boomer
Finna
Rip satan
>buries the filter
>murdered by Mean Mark
>666
has there ever been a better finish?
You've done it now.
Dat nigga ded
HE KILLED HIM, HE BROKE HIM IN HALF
BAWW GAWD THATS GOTTA BE KANE
Quads and I bury carder at Mania
Check em boys
trips and I leave Yea Forums forever
Rolling to fucking die
>joining the 205 Live commentary team, Drew McIntyre
Damnit
Mama Mia will the number of the beast be the final challenge of the purest striker!
I'm just a low tier jobber please don't hurt me.