"Mmmmmm, here comes a tombstone, kid. Dubs and I don't drop you on your head, trips and I accidentally kill you."

"Mmmmmm, here comes a tombstone, kid. Dubs and I don't drop you on your head, trips and I accidentally kill you."

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kek you're name is Mark and you're a wrestler

O-okay Mr. Calaway...

Give it your best shot underboomer.

Thanks for the rub

S-sure thing Mark. Thanks for drawing the hou-house

My cucumber will avenge me if you try anything

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YOU LOOKIN AT THE REAL REAL NOW

Based taker giving everybody itt concussions

you won't B-bitch.

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GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY THE DEADMAN JUST TOMBSTONED HIMSELF. WHY ? TELL ME WHY ?

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easy on the neck, carder

Pussy I dare you to drop me

Time to pay my dues to the deadman

And what happens with singles?

wouldnt you like to know loser

See these 8

I don't even care if I get killed. Just the mere opportunity to touch or be touched by the greatest (and most handsome) wrestler of all time would be the greatest honor of my life.

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SPARE ME, HMMMMARK

BLEEEEURRRGH

*boink*

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Please spare my life, Mean Mark

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Has anyone else noticed how The Undertaker currently looks a hell of a lot younger than he did a few years ago? In OP's pic from 'Taker's last match, he looks a lot like he did in 1998. He looks fantastic.

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>He looks fantastic.
>fantastic

End me Taker, please.

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>implying his deteriorating face and body aren't all in kayfabe to represent the Deadman decaying due to the years

Fantastic, masculine, handsome, sexy. I mean it. He looks great. Certainly better than the shrimp-dick beta males on the modern roster.

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Fuck off, fake tough guy.

>deteriorating face
I don't see it. He looks really good to me after he lost some weight.

mmmmm be careful, kiddo, You don't wanna mess with the pure shooter

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Trips of death

Mmmmmmm

Come at me boomer

Finna

Rip satan

>buries the filter
>murdered by Mean Mark
>666
has there ever been a better finish?

You've done it now.

Dat nigga ded

HE KILLED HIM, HE BROKE HIM IN HALF

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BAWW GAWD THATS GOTTA BE KANE

Quads and I bury carder at Mania
Check em boys

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trips and I leave Yea Forums forever

Rolling to fucking die

>joining the 205 Live commentary team, Drew McIntyre

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Damnit

Mama Mia will the number of the beast be the final challenge of the purest striker!

I'm just a low tier jobber please don't hurt me.