I watched the G1 on Saturday and I want to watch more...

>Watch showbuckle
dailymotion.com/showbuckle
>Watch The Wire and History of _ on njpw youtube
youtube.com/channel/UC1lgJkpCx_0SMzsvrTCdxPw

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Rassslin' Ranin' did an intro for you on YouTube. It's perfect for you.

Just watch the G1 and shitpost with your buddies on Yea Forums. It's how I learned.

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unironically this.

this and only this
ENJOY THE CHOPPA CHAMPION

The English commentary team is very good at giving you the story of any match, that's really the only benefit they provide over the Japanese commentary booth. Just watch the G1 and ask specific questions in the threads when they come up.
I started to give a quick rundown of all the wrestlers right now and what to watch for, but I couldn't be arsed. instead I'll answer
Main Unit, CHAOS, LIJ, Bullet Club, Suzuki Gun.
Main Unit is really a lack of a stable, a lot of generic babyfaces reside here.
Chaos is the biggest babyface stable that is really a stable. Used to be the biggest heel stable and some of those threads have maintained, but even those have mellowed over the years.
LIJ is a tweener stable. these guys are dead loyal to Naito, the leader. they mostly want to prove they're the best, but do not shy away from underhanded tactics if the opportunity presents itself.
Bullet Club is the evil gaijin stable. currently run by the number one heel in the company, Jay White.
Suzuki-Gun (Suzuki Army) is essentially an evil gaijin stable made up mostly of Japanese. a lot of them promo like delusional anime villains, which may or may not be your thing. zero redeeming qualities, just there to get the crowd mad.

>the number one heel in the company, Jay White
wrong
ZSJ and Taichi are

>I watched the G1 on Saturday and I want to watch more.

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it's that simple
dailymotion.com/video/x4qkxkk

Drones mad

Whats wrong with that?

>Taichi
The People have really gotten behind him in his crawl up the heavyweight ladder

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Who is Taichi?

Guide to G1
>lock up
>transition into sideheadlock
>sometimes even a test of strength spot if lucky
>Usually it's sideheadlock, push into ropes and guy coming off rope shoulder tackle, run the ropes and leaps over guy on the ground, guy on the ground leaps up and guy coming off ropes gets arm dragged
>does signature pose to hype the crowd
>end of 1st act
>meddle some more for 5-10 mins of restless and mindless stalling segments
>suddenly takes it to the floor outside the ring
>brawl and fuck around
>if it's an Okada match,fly over barricade
>if its Moxley match,use a weapons
>if it's Yano match,ducktape your hands to the railings
>yada yada yada OH SHIT REF COUNTS 19
>Rolls back into ring miraculously
>SAFE NO COUNTO OUTO
>end of 2nd act
>gets the go home cue for final 10-15 mins
>YOU CHOPPA ME I CHOPPA YOU TIME
>YOU HEADDROP ME I HEADROP YOU
>I POP UP AND HEADROP YOU AGAIN
>OH YOU SURE!? I NO SELL AND HEADBUTT YOU
>Lie on the mat for 2 minute
>I DROP YOU NECK WITH FALSE 2.9999 FINISH
>LE SHOCK FACE
>AHHHHH WHY WON'T HE STAY DOWN
>I YELL IN PRIMAL RAGE TO FILL MY RAGE METER
>I DO A MOVE- OH SHIT HE COUNTER WITH REVERSE RANA,immediately spring up in place to take another move
>2.9999999
>LE SHOCK FACE
>I WILL FINISH HIM WITH MY RUNNING LARIATOOO THIS TIME IT WILL WORKU
>Groggy opponent burst into full stamina with out of nowhere counter attack
>If it's Okada, a dropkick
>If it's Osprey, a rollover sitout powerbomb
>If it's Shingo, choppa me choppa you until i go under your choppa and Made in Japan you
>If it's Ibushi, a leaping stomp onto you
>Goes for finisher
>will never be successful on first try, gets countered with another reverse rana
>other guy goes for finisher, gets countered, but still recover and hits signature for 2.9999
>LE SHOCK FACE
>tries again, this time groggy opponent miraculously hits another counter
>CHANCESU CHANCESU CHANCESU
>hits finisher
>if lucky, sometimes might kick out and you get 2nd finisher
>1..2...3
>end of 3rd act
>end of match

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>Mom! I posted it again.

>worked and seething

Bear in mind the two on the left are basically one faction after merging last year.

Nice Copypasta

Nice to see you ripped off the OVW how to train wrestlers guide to Working.

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Context?

Yeah those are the parts I like.

all you need to know is that BIG CHOPPAS Ishii has the body of a fridge and he is the stone pitbull who will bite u

the one who wears the mask and has a cute valet

Whats his gimmick?

Taichi is one of the midcarder heavyweights for Suzuki-gun, he's the master of working Meltzer and Meltzer-drones.He was honestly pretty bad as a junior and he was always on the end of bad booking. But since going heavyweight he's been putting on fucking great matches and you can tell he was always meant to be a heavyweight. He's had a pretty simple story of becoming a better wrestler slowly since moving up and in his rivalry with Ishii he's been forced to not cheat and fight fair since they used to be friends

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Japanese Dracula

Biggest chicken shit heel. he feels the company has always over looked him (and they have) for shit like the new shiny gaijin. he hates Harold
And in japan where it's notorious for its workhorse culture with long, monotonous work days and people not moving up or down the ladder.
He's also a really shitty Kpop idol

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Imagine being this obsessed with other peoples interests.

chickenshit heel and thinks he is the best thing in NJPW. but since he moved to heavyweight, try to lessen the heel moves

'ate gaijin
'ate flippy midgets
'ate zack LABOUR junior
'ate the golden bummers
'ate rest holds
'ate SHO and YOH

luv tacos
luv hirooki goto
luv tomohiro ishii
luv big choppas
luv super mega ultra rare dragon finishers

simple as

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They started working together since The 2 reasons they hated each other was Tana vs Okada and Yano backstabbing Makabe like 10 years ago. Okada and Tana were forced to team up to fight Jay and Yano and Makabe made up