RAM Gamethread #4

what would your father say

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Why's she being a dickhead and still coming out with that crepy hug tron?

Based Boss is coming back to bury that ratfaced jew

How was your Bar Mitzvah

The decent ppv with 2 good matches or the shit one with no good matches?

No one cares, CM Punk

reminder

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DAS NOT MY KID MAWRY HE DON EBEN LOOK LIKE ME!

She's heeling it up on purpose, they're putting over Nikki Cross

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what is this kek shit

no bullshit, but i just restarted watching wwe after wrestlemania and i legitimately have no idea why bailey is the face in this feud. From the outside it looks like Alexa bliss reformed and has a friend that says she was the only nice person to her. Bailey is just trying to break up a friendship and sneak attacking.

This is some awful booking

WTF??????

Remember when Maria was hot?

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>a literal cuck angle

More Jewish subversion

>HEYMAN WILL SAVE THE BRAND
>*cuckolding storyline*

Is this Heyman's doing?

WHY IS THIS ANGLE HAPPENING

WHO IMPREGNATED MARIA LADS?

how many times are they gonna say "impregnate" in this storyline?

NXT meme really fooled people thay Bayley was going to be good?

Finally a realistic storyline I relate to.

>a fucking hour to get some ice cream in a paper bowl

OK NOW HE NEEDS TO LEAVE HER WHAT THE FUCK

What would Sara or Dana got if they won their matches? Title match?

Did Yea Forums write this story? A literal fucking cuck story.

>cuck storyline

WHERE IS THE ELECTRIC CHAIR

anyone else imagining seed dripping from maria's pussy

Sasha

He's a big fan of Maria so yes

Vince the Cuckmaster

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It's absolute shit but still the most entertaining angle involving a woman in a long time

I dipped after the first match. What have i missed and where did graves go?

the hand mae young gave birth to

SHE CALLS IT THE WOMEN'S RIGHT

Bro it’s scripted

Vince is angy that the cunt got knocked up right after signing the contract again so he’s making them out to be fools

She's shit as a face so Vince thinks having heelish tendencies will get hr over, without realizing she's also shit as a heel.

It's a damned if you do, damned if you don't situation for Vinny Mac

Classic Vince

Actually user I was imagining it dripping from her double chin...

BBC seed

You can hear the dimes leaving the building

You guys act like this is pro-cuck in any way rather than a storyline to hate the bitch and laugh at her pathetic husband

i am willing to bet money that this angle ends with hornswoggle the daddy.

lol

Why is Corey such a faggot?

Maybe not a title match right away, but they would be closer to one.

C R I N G E

Becky's fucking sell was horrendous for that punch holy shit the delay

This cuckold angle is being pushed a little too hard.

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Seff is an embarrassment

>I'm not sure you're the father

HOW QUICK DO YOU FILE THE DIVORCE PAPERS, Yea Forums?

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Can't watch this without muting every 10 seconds geez

Long term booking, lads. Mike serial killer storyline incoming.

Becky is so cringe why do people like her?

Lashley

What, when did this happen?

Corey crouching down

Based spanish stream died and now I have to watch it in English, holy shit guys how can you listen to this shit and not cringe all the time? Cole is a fucking cancer, feels good to be spic familia

>Mr. Emo head
.....

Are Becky & Seth heels now?

Immediately, then afterwards to a DNA test.

your rihgt

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>heelish tendencies
Which is fucking stupid anyway. The one time she was actually over was when she was beating the shit out of Sasha in an utterly wasted non-heel turn.

>This is gonna be an implosion
who talks like this

>Remember when Maria was hot?
No, she always had that Wicked Witch of the West chin

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When was the last time that a world title has been as worthless as it is now?

Save us Joe

daaaaaaaammmmnnn

this shit is wack yo

>Corey didn't deserve this

around the 1920's

user..no one likes her, Bex fans are like the mothman rumors, just that...rumors

Around blacks Samoa Joe relaxed

>Dana Brooks win
>Riott Squad member win
Do not compute

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>Sam-a-moa Joe'so weird little shake from seeing Kofi's finger

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AYO SENPAI NIGGA SHEEEEEEEIT

I cant stand these guys

these black guys are trying too hard

Jinder

Charley

>when the US title looks more relevant than both world titles
BURN IT DOWN

Usos and Miz defeat Elias and Revial 2-1.
Bobbo squashed Mysterio
Cesaro squashed No Way Jose
Raiders squashed jobbers
Ricochet beats Gallows, then Anderson, then gets his ass beat
Nikki beats Dana faster than Bayley beat Logan, sets up 2-1 handicap match with Bliss vs Bayley at ER.

Fuckin ow Montez Ford blowing out my headphones

>gf bites her lip

David Arquette

it's funny because bennett is a huge punk mark, to the point it got weird he was dating one of his past girlfriends

Street Profits recap is based

What was Yea Forums like in the 1920's?

Why does he keep calling him Taz?

I'd say that but people actually booed Jinder, Rollins and Kofi just get no reaction

Everyone LOVES loud annoying black people r-right???

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What scene bro

I always thought blacks saying senpai was bullshit /pol/ invented

That is not how apostrophes work.

Fuck you mark. Jinder was fucking BASED.

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>We can't get booed
I keked

END THIS SHIT

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10:42 and the nxt groids are getting lengthy non wrestling airtime

ya live in a gated community?

Well, this is the end lads. It was a complete shit episode. Either Vince took over again or Heyman was shoot down completely like in WWECW. Either way this was a total dud.

based filter burying this jabroni for the 1-2-3 clean

As a fragile white male I'm intimidated by these strong black men

Nobody says it. Japan did it to see if people would fall for it.

imagine the ratings drop boys
inb4 e-drones blaming the homerun derby

>batista sucking HHH's cock
Jim Cornette is right.

Can't remember, is Lars Sullivan too racist to be on telly again this month?

I thought it was pretty clear that Heyman's biggest contribution last week was just the opening segment. The rest of that show felt like a normal RAW.

>KFC Cheetos Sandwich
what the actual fuck

Its gonna be SOOOO bad

Based Trips of Truth

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(((white)))

As a sub 80 IQ black man I look up to these two mouthbreathers.

>the reason he had a career as anything more than a giant shitter

I'll reserve judgement until after the PPV and Heyman gets a fresh slate

he's "injured"

wait I missed it, when is that batista documentary airing?

His bones are made of glass and he broke down after being on the main roster for a couple weeks, now he's going to be out for months.

He's injured. Out for months.

>"MY INVESTOR FRIEND SAID THAT BRAUN AND LASHLEY GOING THROUGH THE TRON MADE HIS DAUGHTER SCARED, YOU'RE BACK TO BEING A CHARACTER HEYMAN"

He's out with injury. He'll be back by Rumble

Guys I think I'm gay, are you mad at me?

Based jinder.
Based but dave video package.
Fuck little soifags

Got himself injured if I recall.
Probably blew out his quad trying to catch Mexican manlets week after week.

He’s injured

Watch Meltzer defend this shit because Heyman is his pal.

Damn straight.

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MONDAY NIGHT YARD

It depends on how gay you are

right after raw

Will Undertaker show up?

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You do you, bro

Absolute silence

HERE COMES DA BIG DAWG

Why do they unironically call him the Big Dog though? Does Vince actually think that's a good name?

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the gong is gonna hit, but he won't actually show up

As a britbong Im often blown away by these yanky commercials but that one takes the whole fuckin' cake. Disgusting

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senpai and based are both black vernacular

I’d rather hang with a gay chad than a Nintendo switch cuck

HERE COMES THE PEPE

Clifford the Big Red Dog was taken.

>mfw this year I didn't watch WWE at all and missed Jinder's run

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HERE COMES THE PEPE

Did they play some soundclip or something before Roman’s theme started?

Ah, the real face of the company, not that manlet cuck

Who's going to be under the mask lads?

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I apply the "Chris Rock Black People vs Nigger" routine to Gays and Faggots.
If you're faithful to you're partner and not wearing S&M shit at a pride parade, you're alright with me gaynon.

If Bray Wyatt isn't the partner.....RIP

The Large Hound
The Grand Cur
The Gargantuan Pup
The Giant Perro

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>graves corpsing as usual

Did Mike Rome finally hit puberty?

Oh fuck my throat hurts

The modern day maharaja and the phenomena one
B A S E D

12 minutes left but sure lets waste more time

Guys I literally posted a house show I was at Alister went over orton.
Not one (you).
Now I’m home watching the rest of ram. Hope I didn’t miss Wyatt

gays are cool in my book

It wasnt even him lol meltzer said it was a Vince thing

Enormous Bitch?

What would your father say

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He'll be fine, he's wearing fucking body armor to a fist fight.

>this is the main event of the final raw before the ppv

good lord..

uhh lads...

belledelphine.club/product/gamergirl-pee/

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Why do they bully Mike, just leave that to Greg

>shane's face at the end of that
kek

I miss overrun because then at least there was a slim possibility of some shit actually happening when they drag their feet at the end.

Because that's happened at multiple house shows already. Not news.

no he didn't

If by puberty you mean Alexa Bliss then the answr is yes; for years

this main event is gonna go under 5 minutes

guys that one girl is selling her piss for 10k now. and shes selling chewed gum for $50. being a woman is life on recruit mode.

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>2 scottish wrestlers on the mic in the last 30 minutes

please take me back to the 90's

McIntyre could have a 1999 style triple H run if they're teaming him up with Shane

tb h, your pic kinda bummed me out. wrestling in America is dying

In the dark and from behind we're all god's children.

epic, thanks

>Gary has a better entrance theme than most of CFO$ trash

This show is dying a fucking death

Based from me, one less man competing for the sexy girl's!

>allow me to introduce myself
>Humpty Dance starts playing

Would you pop?

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>Gary Garbutt has the fucking best theme out of all the people in the ring

BASED GARY THE GOAT

>Roman’s partner is Negro Libre

Based

watch as Gary gets more over than all the other three pieces of trash combined

throw the irish in there and it's cancer to the ears

good time for a commercial break

Shelton Benjamin

So who is he? Velveteen?

only if you're hot. fat girls don't live that well.

>ad break with 8 minutes left
Are you fucking...

Exactly what you want to see after 2 hours and 50 minutes of wrestling.

PLEASE BE JASON JORDAN
I KNOW HE'S NOT THAT BLACK THOUGH

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Can Roman Reigns overcome the odds?
This Gary looks a lot smaller than the one they were talking to earlier by the way.

who is the manlet under the mask

gib jewess pls

Is that a Dos Caras mask?

nigga have you even been watching?

Ellsworth popular?

cedric

Wait is that a Dos Caras mask?

>Gary has a mask
So who is it really going to be under the mask?

It was a house show on a Monday. I felt bad for the little kids who prob thought it was ram. But it was pretty scarce. Kinda sad. Chad cable cut his hair and looks pretty based tho. Kinda like rod strong

I swear, for a second I thought Gary the GOAT was coming out to Real American.

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Emergency ad break to cover crowd marking out for our Lord and saviour Gary

Mask = reveal of someone else like El Gran Luchador in 2004.

Cedric maybe?

just got here did firefly funhouseman show up yet?

BANE...?

>tfw it's not shop

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Alberto del río fucking SEETHING right now

mt dew commercial like a mini episode of superjail

small nigger. crews.

can you be a passable trap?

I don't know if this semen slurping sport is for me. Vanilla midgets like Frank Hitch are taking over.

any bray wyatt sightings?

no

That's clearly Cedric Alexander

Absolutely wild how just months ago their top star returned from beating leukemia (to crazy reactions from the crowd).....and now hes stuck in this horrid storyline doing......this.....

lol no

>5 minutes only for this match

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>10 grand for urine
I wish I were born a cute girl. Imagine how much she can sell her logs for

wen is that nigga gonna re debut? all that 2 month build up and nothing

4 minutes left. Guessing it's Lio Rush

4 minutes left

Haven't watched much, how are the TARPS doing tonight?

I’d it Bobby lashleys former little nigglet? Wouldn’t make any sense but would give a kek

raw this week gets a 2/10 for featuring renee

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It could be worse. He could be stuck in a storyline with Becky Lynch.

Based Janny tagging in for Roman

Just got back from watching the NUMBER ONE TREDNING home run derby and i see some FAGGOT IN A MASK?

WTF HAPPENED THIS EPISODE LMFAOOO

>should only be used for sentimental purposes
>Someone actually wrote this sentence

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People were too interested in him, gotta cool him down before he can come back bro

>this is not for drinking

Just you try and stop me, roastie

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>The surprise partner is fucking Cedric Alexander

They made people wait all night for this..

Cedric

Based and spaghetti monster pilled

THATS CEDRIC WTF

Gary getting Austin pops

BASED PURE STRIKES
IS THE NIGGATAKER

fucking botch

Hot damn

FUCKING BASADO

Fuck this nigger shitter

who

at least he didn't hit his dick on the rope this time

PUSH GARY TO THE MOON

Based cedric

That was it?

it wasnt that bad at least

>WWE never reveal Gary and he keeps being a hurt janitor that can some how do high flying moves

Would this gimmick work?

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Dammit, Cedric botched his fucking jump off the ropes spot. Now he did the spot again to get it right.
So why did they make him do all of that stuff just to beat him?

Why is the undertaker teaming up with roman reigns?

I would never guess that she fucks white men.

>no one gave a shit
The state of Murphy's jannetty

alexander confirmed

wtf e-chads why was raw so bad

>have a surprise partner that fucking loses
>Revealed to be an actual wrestler, who ends up losing

>this is supposed to make people want to watch extreme rules

ITS THEIR YARD NOW

>people chanting Gary because they don't know Cedric exists

DA BEEG DAWG

>made that nigger bleed

based drew

LMFAO THEY ENDED THE SHOW WITH HIM TAKING HIS MASK OFF LIKE ANYONE WOULD GIVE A FUCK

It could've but the WWE blew their load with Cedric for whatever reason.

what was the point of this

But... They still lost. What was the point in it not being a janitor?

Retard strength gimmicks have a limited shelf life, but when they work, they get way over.

cedric trying to get that janny's 5k, what a heel

It would be over with smarks, so yeah

Having him take off the mask after losing like that makes absolutely no fucking sense.

>pulled one over
>they still fucking lost

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>that was a home go segment
the actual state of this fucking company

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this. was last week a fluke?

>huge pop for the flippy shit just to do the job
>no reaction at all for who it was cuz he lost
Classic Raw

Could have used this to build Cedric and gain some credibility but instead Shane works me into a seething shoot by squashing the young talent as per

Rumor says that Taker picked Drew for his opponent

They could have milked that for longer than 5 minutes

fucking dimes

No they needed the ad time

>"HAHAH even though you won the match and embarrassed me, it turns out you didn't win against the person your originally planned to win against!

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I hope Gary shows up on Snackdown as a wildcard janitor

Murphy is the Janetty. Cedric's second Raw match and in the main event. Murphy has had no Smackdown matches.

Gee just imagine if the surprise of Cedric being under the mask ended with him getting a win like some kind of triumphant babyface over a cocky not-wrestler Shane.

But no having him fucking lose in seconds to Shane cleanly does a lot for everyone in the fucking ring

Why the hell would you have Cedric and Roman lose and then do the Cedric reveal and have the commentators act like he got the win and embarrassed Shane?

I sure as hell hope Heyman isn't really too involved yet because if this is what we can expect from him RAMs in deep doodoo

Can they still salvage Gary? Maybe keep using him in setups and have it be a different black wrestler under the mask every time?

Kofi will use it.

I think id rather watch Soony Kiss have a live sex celebration with Nyla Rose than watch anymore of this garbage

I would've worked if it had been a 15 minute match where "Gary" was iron-manning both Drew and Shane, but having it be a 3 minute squash with a couple of spots only to end up losing makes Cedric look like a loser.

So kill the thread with random webms?

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I think he's just working with specific talent like Lashley. Beyond small things like Lashley's booking changing and the show opening with a match it still feels like Vince

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They should've left it there just for the easter egg potential. Fucking idiots

>seff's doctor.png

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>today was Wyatt's anniversary
>today was my birthday
>had to work double overtime at the plant on a fractured ankle, but still had enough time to catch the last hour and a half of Raw
>without a hint of irony a fucking cuckold B plot
>Mysterio got fucking squashed
>awful as fuck woman's wrestling aside from one ok slide kick
>a plethora of talent they ignore just to do the same matches with the same people
>alarmingly desperate shilling of an event Sunday that will be awful for every event, even the only one im mildly interested in
And to top it off I found out my milk had went sour after cooking with it. Half tempted to shoot a suicide attempt

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That's some good boypussy.

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not her actual store

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Don't do it brother