RAM Gamethread #3

fuck this budget osprey

Baesed.

based fampai

I don't get it.

gay

threadly reminder
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huh wut u mean?

STOP SLAPPING YOUR THIGHS WHERE EVERYONE CAN SEE

YAWN. Gonna fap to BLACKED and go to bed

huh wut u mean?

This fucking no wrestling during commercials is so fucking gay

Wtf dude im around my family watching raw

But in a sexy way

Raw is boring
post bowling waifus

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Who do you think will win Rick or Chet?

BORING

This 2 of 3 falls bullshit again.

THAT'S NOT LEGAL, HE PUT A FINGER ON HIS ASSHOLE

kys gook poster

Pete Zachareen will win.

what would your father say

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So wait are Ricochet and AJ Styles just now awkwardly looking at each other during commercial?

Polluted oceans in better health than this RAM

kek

Who would want to go to a live show just to see wrestlers stand around for 3 hours?

I wanna punch the drive time lady.

It's a gauntlet match dude, and Ricochet is gonna win all three and get beat up.
Who the fuck is booking thi

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"Damn commies stealing my freedom."

I wonder how many ways they'll be able to squeeze this 2 out of 3 falls thing into a match before they drop it

fucking autoposting.

THIS IS AWFUL

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Why cant they literally just roll commercials between matches?

M...Mr. Danielson, is that you?

RAM is deadly boring this week, frens. Falling asleep over here.

i want to know this too
do they just pace around the ring staring each other down or what

Clap clap clapclapclap

THERE'S SO MUCH PRESSURE ON THE UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP

Because cable television is autistic

sweet dreams

Watching on a stream, can someone tell me what's going on to see if it's the same.

They need to have something to keep people around during the commercial. If they finish a segment then go to the commercials people might stop watching, but if they interrupt a segment to go to commercials people will stick around to see where the segment goes.

>still an hour left

why are there only 3 game threads in 2 hours?
i thought heyman made raw great again?

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Ricochet got spinebustered

Memes aside, does fingering your ass when you jerk off actually feel good or do you have to be a gay to enjoy it?

liar

wow shocking

The Raw I went to 2 years ago had set up Joe vs Sami and Joe spent 3 fucking minutes pointing at Sami from outside while they turned the lights down and played ads.
Probably this 400 times a show

These titties made RAW ok again.

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I quit, see you on Smack lads. Imma go fap.

i can't say RAW has been good

>2/3rds of the club can be beaten by one guy clean

RIP THE CLUB 2.0

what's his name again?

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So the good brothers could have been relevant in aew and actually be in a competitive tag team decision, but instead they are stuck in this shit for 5 years
YIKES

Rickflip United States Clubfucker

Prince Puma

Imagine how bad the ratings are gonna be

$500,000 a year buys a lot of hotdogs

So to recap:
The champions got buried at the end of the segment so they retain
Ricochet is destroyed in this segment so he retains
Who else?

These guys are literal CAWs. AEW is all about workrate.

>
>relevant
>AEW

pick one faggot

RICOSHIT BTFO

Only one way to find out user

Didn't like gallows play a retard for some of his career.

Index Ivan

>Yo AJ, I didn't hear no bell

Not only that, they could've legitimately returned to Bullet Club. Instead, they're fucking around like geeks doing nothing again for the next 5 years.

Hope you're watching AEW this is how we do it in the BIG LEAGUES

What's the point of a club reunion if gallows and anderson are already buried ?

>Evolve

They will probably be punished and used like this for the next five years because they considered leaving

*luke

>Evolve show on the Network
HOLY CRINGE

ricochet 2sweeted

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>independent
>relies on payments from WWE

He at least had a gimmick instead of Lanket CAW.

>reunion will make them stronger lolo

>PPV based on atheist nonsense

>Evolve
are you telling me Fight for the fallen is this Saturday???

>they could've legitimately returned to Bullet Club
If they went back to NJPW. They own the trademark.

They're getting paid real salaries instead of indie chump change

Fuck I hate seeing on stream cause I dont know if it's up to date.

>evolve

nice independent promotion you got there ON RAW

>atheist nonsense
it's called 'science' you backwater retard

Aew allows their guys to work international dates when they have free time. So they could have legitimately work for njpw. Fucking retards

CAN ROMEN OVENCOME THE ODDES

Those titties...

MORE

ABOUT TO DING-DONG DIDDLY CUM

THE REAL DRAW IS BACK

This janitor raped Deddie in the sweltering summer of ‘89

HOLY FUCK THOSE BIG OL TITS, WEBM PLS!!!

>janny

IS THAT THE JANNY?

>the fucking ref

Is Pete going over?

oh shit its Virgil

Truth T-poses into the ring, Carmella on one arm, an official on the other

Based Shane and Drew gonna get revenge for Nash

>Beat the clock challenge starting the 3rd hour
>Roman's underdog tag match maineventing the show
our ratings bros....

Are they going to beat up the bulbasaur?

>Evolve

More like DeEvolve, I am reminded for what Saposky did to Styles. I hope he enjoy getting a cushion job within WWE because it will kill him in the end and pray he burns in hell.

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>so you're a janitor? You do it for free? And you're a pedo? Team up with Roman Reigns!

guys im boredddddddddddddddddddd

how many weeks in a row has Bayley wrestled Nikki now

what's the roman fight?

Why is the women's match stip for Smack being decided on RAW?

Roman and a partner that Shane picks vs Shane and Drew

why do you burgers have so many ads and why are the breaks so long

They're not wrestling each other

same reason why Romans shit has been on raw and not smackdown

money

Because Heyman can't book his way out of a paper bag.

It's time for.. the.. BEAT THE COCK CHALLENGE

WHO WILL BE VICTORIOUS

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>they didn't hire Nicholas

yikes

at least it's not corbin/evans...?

Gary da real mvp

I would BEAT HER UP with my COCK

>smackdown champ buildup
>on raw

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Gary would do ANYTHING for $5000, huh....

>literally no reaction to bayley
How many dicks did she suck to get the belt?

>how many weeks in a row has Bayley wrestled Nikki now

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Based believable acting from Gary

So who is gonna be under the mask?

that corny negro dancing

velveteen dream

dang sarah's got some nice pits

>Sarah Logan entering with Riott Squad theme and tron despite Riott Squad gone
Who the fuck runs this show? Is he or she completely brain dead?

Anyone got the Rolling Blunders?

Adolph Ziggler

Heath

Bayley is the only wrestler on the main roster that gets a special entrance on the weekly shows. Please remember that.

So this bitch is one of those weird people that think theyre actually a wolf?

It might be a little early but is Gary /ourguy/

god damn i want sarah logan to go apeshit amazon on my cock

>riott squad tron
>Sarah not with the Viking Raiders
why?

We're building up to Nikki snapping and going fucking mental to introduce her to main roster crowds, right?

they broke up riott squad but kept the music and the name on the tron

None. He's one of Haitch chosen ones like Beko, Charles, Sashit and the Rat.

I would mark all the way out.

It's been like 3 months, they couldnt make her a new entrance video?

I was trying to think of a tall face black man on the roster but I don't know of anyone

Kurt, obviously

I really hope they continue with this theme where the 24/7 belt keeps telling stories with every champ and how the belt leads to their downfall. Like R-Truth was the story of a insane man with the belt. Now it's the story of the belt ruining a marriage. The next winner could neglect time with their family. It has potential to be Shakespearean.

Booker one night return

I hope so user, I really hope so

Carder in black face

>"breaking away from the Riott Squad"
>still has Riott Squad in her titantron

hmmm

100% gonna be Heath remember this post

Based

What's the endgame for the girls put out to do this challenge? Why should they even care?

>7353561
She still teams with Ruby who's injured

awooooo~

:3

it was riot squad they buried when they did this same thing with ronda/charles/becky

I want to destroy Sarah Logans tomboyish attitude and turn her into a dress wearing girly girl

what's their tag team name now?

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IT'S AWOOOOVEMENT

>That small group of people trying to sing that Bayley meme
Kinda sad to hear desu

a minute on RAW feels like a decade

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Damn Sarah got hot all of a sudden

PURE...you kno the rest

Shelton and he keeps saying $5,000 during the whole match

I can dig it

cm punk?

>CM PUNK
>CM PUNK
>CM PUNK

>CM Punk chants

Logan one of the few without flesh coloured tights

this is like monkey paw wishes, I like it.

CM Phil will live forever.

>Renee: Nobody thinks Alexa Bliss is Forgiving.
>Corey: Have you met Nikki Cross?
>Renee: Uh yeah
>Dead silence for a couple seconds
kek

crowd cheering logan and not baby face champ
kek

BASED PUNK CHANTS

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The Viking Broncos

kek the audience doesn't give a flying fuck

CM PUNK
CM PUNK
CM PUNK
CM PUNK

WOMEME BTFO

>cm punk
why do ppl think bayley is over

How do you simps watch this trash? Lmaoo

Well this match sucks

I miss when Rusev Day was the go-to "fuck this" chant.

>CM PUNK

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and shes working me into a shoot

Cooool finish guys

>CM Punk chants
Damn Bayley bores the crowd 90% of the time

a thick wilderness shoot

Bayley is the SD womens champ because?

burying someone with that move

They changed because she was losing to a jobber

CM PUNK
CM PUNK
CM PUNK
CM PUNK
CM PUNK
CM PUNK

wtf was that finish lol

>CM Punk chant out of nowhere
>on the Raw following "based Heyman week"

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I'm here because of a slim chance that I get to see Bray Wyatt and I understand I'm giving up 3 hours of my life to do so.

>AEW DUBYA
>AEW DUBYA
>AEW DUBYA
holy shit lads we cant stop winning aewchads!

A better look for sure

It's somehow still better than putting it on fucking Charlotte again.

I wand to full nelson anal fuck Nikki!

Oh fuck. Nikki is going to win quickly, then Alexa puts Nikki into the match, and Nikki ends up pinning one of them for the title.

Fuck off lana, that never happened

If punk shows up at All Out, there's literally othing wwe can do to stop the momentum short of the rock coming back

God this would be so fucking cool. Next it starts shrinking Titus by an inch every week because he wears it sleeping standing up to be ready to defend it.

>NOT CHANTING AEW

Fucking retarded E Drones

Ding ding diddly kek

>another cringe stronk womeme show
won't last 1 season

based but also have sex

Nikki wins, makes the title match a triple threat, wins title, feuds with Bliss.

>I'm a womyn hear me roar
Ugh ANOTHER one of these shows.

This right here is AEW fans in a nutshell.

they have a library of throwaway entrance song they couldn't be arsed to give her a new song.

The Dolphin Eagles

based.

I don't even remember what it sounds like because I mute the stream anytime a woman's match comes on

>it's a WWMEME draws from the Attitude Era well again
Cody was right

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Pearson looks powerful

they've already been forgotten

oooof that forehead tho... yikes

She's been hot my m8

it could probably be Vince talking with all of them

Based Tarantino btfo Nazis and Drumpftards

BASED DANA ON RAW

god Vince has more talent at killing superstars than making them

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I'm 100% for WWE over AEW but if Punk ever came to AEW, I'd be hype despite him ruining his image

Forehead? That's a 5 and a half head.

I dont know, i thought whe was alright before but today she looked much better than before.
Looked like she got paler and her tummy was super smooth.

>Dana stalls outside like a dickhead
>high fives and hugs Bayley who's happy she's doing this even though she's a babyface
And people wonder why Bayley looks so unlikable

Didn't Dana almost fucking die two weeks ago, why not give the woman some damn rest and give Liv some screentime.

has anyone seen any Firefly Fun House puppets in the background tonight?

>Dana will never get a legit push

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This.

How come Dana White's big fat titties never pop out.

I saw huskus earlier

What's Dana's gimmick anyway?

She's hardcore

michael cole is the real mvp

Double sided tape

why would you bury Liv for nothing

She turns face/heel more times than Big Show

She got hit in the head and was back a week later like a trooper.

Getting buried continuously.

what a rating killing segment

dana is 10x more entertaining than bayley.

meant
for

weak but believes in herself

Nikki is so cute.

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How can you get more buried than "never on TV".

She's just happy to bounce her boobies there

Nikki and Alexa are way more likable . ... and cuter

Nikki's music is based

Nope, Vince officially killed it.

Did she just do a swanton or am I taking crazy pills?

>this whole story

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Oh God shes talking

She works really hard going to the gym and coming to raw early and setting up the ring. But doesn't actually improve her wrestling, character, or promos

she did

ALEXA BLESS

Nikki has done too much coke, man, look at how ruined hey nose already is.

Nikki are you ok?

Is Bayle's ass getting FATTER?

ALEXAH BLASS IS MAH FREN

BAIL LI. CUM HEER. I WANT TO SAY DIS TO YER FACE. DO YA KNOW WHERE MA #1 LUCKY DIME IS BAIL LI? IT'S NOT IN MI MUNNAY BEN BAIL LI

Bayley's constant smile comes off as a smug heel mentality

Sasha return imminent

>you don't know what friendship is
>doesn't mention Sasha

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How is Bayley the good guy here?

CIAMPONSCIAP.

>crowd going what

That's Kairi's move.

Bayley is a fucking heel

so this......is the power.....of paul heyman's booking

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Why do Scottish accents make me diamonds bros?

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BASED XENOPHOBE BAYLEY FUCK THE SCOTS

>bayley was the real heel all along

Alright, Sasha's back apparently.

Boss Time coming back

>sasha's coming back
yuck

What's going on, Nikki has never spoken this slow before. IT's a like she is an ESL

>Baylee is supposed to be face
lolok

Bayley needs to turn heel and wear a bodysuit

Did Bayley call her Alexa?

No it's not lol. Kairi's elbow is actually impressive and memorable.

why is she talking slow?

for such a woke crowd the what chant is very disrespectful

heelish beatdown

Sasha helps Bayley, turns on her after the match, Sasha vs Bayley at Summer Slam

There you go

She would be so much better as a jealous cheerleader type of heel.

So.. Nikki gets the pin and that starts their feud who should be the title?

how babyface of her

She’s roll tide

im high af and i laughed til i cried.

I had to change the channel lads.

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dunno, they make me slinkies

>yet more Seff and Becky Cringe
is like they want record low ratings

>Bayley attacks Nikki
>Crowd booos
>Ooh god, play Bayley happy musuc.... FAST

NEW THREAD

so Nekkeh pins Bayley but Alexa wins the title? Might be based.

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What would Dana have gotten if she won against Nikki? Also, how did Sana lose all her muscles?

Who cares?

she did

They said she's socially awkward, she's doing it on purpose

EVERYONE IN HERE

I don't know, ask Seth after murdering everyone in the back with a chair.

if we're in the spirit of comparison, that elbow looks more like CM Punk's.

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Am I there?

Vince thinks it's the bad guy acts that get heels over, not the natural charisma

Loser.

How does she hide her penis?

look up "tuck job"