RAW Gamethread #1

Bobbo getter go over.

F.

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>he thought heyman was gonna save wwe

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think i will watch the homerun derby instead.

I would eat dog.

F, dicks out for user's dog.

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F
I closed my stream bros, good luck with the rest of the show. Maybe there will be a good segment to watch on youtube later.

Yeah I think that happened already, or maybe he did the whole prediction thing then said something instead of a spoiler

F, at least he's far away from this shitshow of an episode.

Good point, i've never eaten ass before

F but also S for user spitting on his gf's asshole

>It's only been 30 minutes

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Rolling for anyone

>2 out of 3 falls
This has to end.

roll for Sonya

>it's like the song, love stinks
...so this is the power of paul heyman creative

Rub one out for the dog.

Rollllll

>all these anti-wwe shills
seething
when was the last clean last man standing?

based trashman

Rollerino.

rollin

Never!

FFFFF
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FFFF
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MMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmm I wanna mess with her.

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Rollin rollin rollin

>Go to commercial for a 2/3 falls match
>waste time when you come back
>probably havent done all the entrances yet
>we get 1 fall and then another ad break
Just do 1 fucking fall match you dumb niggers

Coconut niggers

Who are these guys in the last man standing match?
Why are they fighting in a last man standing match?
Why should I care?

elias is just a silent jobber now

Dean vs Owens i think.

I haven't shat in about 36 hours. am i going to die

browse wwe twitter instead of watching the show

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Start with trashman, probably get a concessions guy later in the night.
Anyone know if Ralphus is still alive?

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>another 2 out 3 falls
wtf is this meme

Are you watching AEW? This is how e do it in the BIG LEAGUES

I'm done lads. Can't do it anymore. Have some puffiness on my way out.

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For real though. Ive put up with alot of shit from the wwe over the years but theyre really starting to get me.since the wrestling stopping during comercials weve had a 2 out of 3 falls Match ever smackdown and raw

i had no idea revival were tag team champions

huh

Yes.

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remember when Ryder and Hawkins won the titles and held them for no reason

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It'll all come out in 1 big burst soon just wait

ROLL

stay in your cancer ridden gook generals and never post outside of them again

Dicks out

why none other than the monster among men, Braun Strowman and based big dick Bobbo, nigga
absolute units going the distance

How about a 3/5 falls main event

remember when asuka had the belt?

>dropped the titles two weeks before Heyman took over
We were so close to a real push, broskis.

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>six man 2/3 falls match
>miz and elias involved in their 3rd 2/3 falls match in two weeks

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Did they even get a segment on the show before they lost the titles? The way I remember it is that they won, then disappeared for weeks. I also remember a jobber entrance from them so maybe they did get one segment since they wouldn't give the champions a jobber entrance in the title match, right?

get some Polyethylene Glycol from the drugstore, also called PEG 3350. works like a charm.

Still mad WWE never put up a usable photo of Kacy but rolling anyway.

Built for BBC

>Well at least it's short
>oh hell 2/3 falls... I'm done
Literally the reaction in my home

Ya seethe bitch?

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It's only a matter of time Broski. Have patience.

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No, you're just growing up. It's normal for a grown man to only go once or twice a week.

Oh wow, i did not expect that it was going to be decided by the third fall

>HEY ZACHAREEN
I love when re-edits of commercials completely fuck up the original joke.

roll

rolll

Is that the orange shit? Cause if it is, user's gonna go from backed up to world's cleanest asshole in a day.

PETE?
PETE ZACHAREEN?

Absolutley pathetic, i shoot shit twice a month because of my "lazy guts", i dont know what the proper name in english is

Fucking disgusting. Get your chicken skinned yellow bug octopus eating 8 year old girl looking no ass or titties alien face shit outta here
>inb4 seething, cope etc

MONDAY NIGHT ROLLING

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Rollchad here, there was but I forgot to put her in it, and once I realized it I was far too deep in making this chart that I couldn't remake it before the deadline.

Has anyone else noticed 92 lmfao

>have to hear Uso nigga babble entrance almost every week
>never get to hear based Ryder entrance

remember when this just a mediocre rehash of the slater/rhyno storyline

nah, it's a white powder you mix with water. has no taste.

rolling for styles

based shoot

Roolll

This show is gonna tank in the ratings

Ribs on a burger?

F

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No Lacey Evans or Ashley Massaro?

His entrance has sucked since oh radio

MILK TRUK JUST ARRIVE

>put on a somewhat watchable show last week
>get a little bit of positive buzz and momentum
>throw it all away in the first half hour
Bravo Vince

Have one for the road. Thank me later when you bust the biggest nut of your life.

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>got Becky last time
I got AJ Styles, didn't I?

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quads for Sunny? why?
check'em

I shit like 4 times a day

>we could have finally got Slater in a real feud with Drew
>instead it was just a one-off segment to shill Shane some more

So this is the power of Paul Heyman, huh ?

>"Two of the best Tag Team's walking the... th.."
Okay
What the FUCK did he mean by this?!

I made it before Ashley died, and I forgot to add Lacey.

woah she looks just like every other generic gook

What should I have for dinner lads?

>3-on-2 advantage babyfaces
Theyre just doing everything wrong

BOOMERS AREN'T FUCKING WELCOME ON THIS BORED YOU DECREPIT OLD GOON

Roller

ass

Only oldfriends who are 18+ would appreciate it.

Chinese

This shit is so stupid

Patience, user. Heyman and Bisch take over after Extreme Rules.

>Implying that's a bad thing

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OMG. That fucking face. Out of all the shit you probably have saved you chose that one. With that face. And that pale chicken skin to prove me wrong? Also;
>Not denying

3rd fall took like 30 seconds. -_-

Go fuck yourselves for supporting this fucking cancer.

Have a snickers.

They had a 2 of 3 falls match and didnt even use the falls to break for comercials as planned. I hate this company

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MOVE IN
NOW MOVE OUT

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pizza

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no commercial break between falls!

Why wouldnt they do those beat the clock matches on smackdown....

so from now on when raw is good paul heyman will get credited, and if it's shit vince will?

>Beat the Clock
Remove the L and you'd have something but fuck that match

Goodnight Hulkster

Dang

Based Drake

Stop these awful meaningless 2/3 falls match

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i thought she had delicious huge milkers but its just her elbow

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RAW sucks again.

Gonna do 3 rolls.
So here's 2.

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lads, Raw's kinda boring again.

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>Marina Shafir
Sure, why not?

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Hey guys hope ram is going good. I’m at a house show Alister just went over orton .
-hottie

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Who's the Jannetty?

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holy fuck those milkers on Drake's wife

Nick Jackson paying respect to user's dog

Why does Drake talk with only 1 side of his mouth?

Fuck that leak was real

Only the opening segment was any good bro, the rest of the show was the usual shit

Drake has a hot af girl

BASED MAVERICK

I need pics of her in that dress

holy fucking yum

Drake's wife has a BANGING body lads

DAMN DRAKES MAVERICK'S WIFE LOOKS LIKE THAT?

Maybe he had a stroke

When are they gonna sign his wife?

Are you face blind?

But she already said they did it on twitter.

JESUS CHRRRIST

GODDAMN, LOOK AT SPUD'S WIFE'S BIG SWEATY TIDDIES

PG ERA BTFO

The glam squad fucked up Drake's wife, holy shit. Lynch these hags.

What race is this thing supposed to be

>WWE stories are now between being keked by your wife and fucking your wife

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Based Maverick

based drake's wife

A#1 Roller Rager

>going after the title instead of running a train on his wife
that's gonna be a yikes from me

Holy shit. Way to go, Drake.

Sweet Jesus I Want to BLEACH Based Maverick's mutt wife.

Didn't you get this?
I'm the booker from the future: his wife is gonna get mad, and pin him to get the title.

Double J-a-double n-e-double t-y

well at least 24/7 is still based.

Damn drakes wife makes me want to have boobs

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Holy shit Drake's wife is hot af

HAHAHA GAAAAAAAAAAAY

A. She was fine last week now she's beyond terrible what happened
B. Why did Spud even come to Raw if all he was gonna do was fucking hide around?

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native american so real american

DRAKE GOT TOP TIER MILKIES

>2 hours left

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bruh

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yowie wowie

cuz he's a snooty brit bitch. it's how they all talk.

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>hate shit skins
>want to bleach this with my aryan seed
not like this :(

based

I didn't notice. I was too busy looking at her MASSIVE FUCKING TITS.

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3.

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>Gook
>Any kind of figure
You played yourself mate

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Indian, not sure if from south or north america

>Suddenly Drake & Drake's Wife are one of the best acts in WWE

Tamina

sweet lord..

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Based

incel cringe

HNNNNNNNNNG

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They are unironically better than becko & seff

>Waits for Honymoon kino
>A bunch of 10 second clips Drake did himself
God damn WWE is lazy

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>DUDE BEWBS LMAO
Fucking get with the times incel dweebs. This shit was always cringe

So shiny!

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Jesus wept

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Why are Brits jumping to marry brown people? do they really want their race to die out?

B-brehs...

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Why doesn't Idris Elba just play something out of typecast for once?
Like some office nerd in a comedy or something.
He's literally been playing "cool black guy" since 2002, fucking amateur.

ding-dong diddly

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BASED B TEAM

I miss these memes

incel cringe

Apparently his wife was in the Lingerie Fighting Championship.
Based Drake outkicking his coverage.

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BASED MELLA GETTING A PIZZA HUT COMMERCIAL

Kek burgers insure their pizzas. Truly a nation of fat kiked retards.

>Mexican Tony Nese

Fucking HHH cringe as fuck

>shane
can we go back to the boobs?

is she indian?

Forgot said link.
youtu.be/EWlIdzLQglY

And just like that the Bex and Bliss boards cease to exist

>15 bucks for a beer
Fuck out of here

theres only like 5 on here that i wouldn't do

$15 for american piss water beer kek

Ban boomers and White roasties from this board pls.

I want to worship her ass and call her "goddess"

no pop for mysterio kek

she has really pretty eyes

See

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HOLY FUCK

BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
FOUR FOOT NINE
BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
NOT ONE DIME
BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
KILLED A GUY
BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
GAY MYSTERIO

maybe we should learn her name now, but "Drake's Wife" is funnier

>short
kek

>"Standing ovation for Rey Mysterio"

>pans to crowd showing 90% of them sitting

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>A mysterio match

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Stoicism

Nothing is going to kill those generals user. Nothing. It'll survive a nuclear holocaust.

have to overcharge for this because they didn't draw enough to cover the costs of running the building

Ray is shitty on the mic

F

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Full blown mutt.
>She has a diverse ethnic background as she is Cuban, Native American, Italian, Black, Irish, Spaniard, French and German.

Mandy Rose had the song 'Urgency' on Tough Enough. What genre is this? Please tell me you little hulksters.

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NO BUENO

Look at me! I'm Rey Mastrio! I'm more tall than the Horns Wagel! I eat cookies! I'm Rey Mastrio! Bookaya Booyaka.

based

Can I get a fucking BRAY WYATT mach?

Lashley is the quintessential anti-pop

Is this 2006?

GIVE HIM THE GREENLIGHT
HE'S DING-DONG DIDDLY READY TO GO

based

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BOBBO

Remember Lars?

Why are Americans so shit at making Alcohol?
They're literally descended from all over the greatest alcohol continent on Earth yet they're shit
What gives?

No

Just one of those fuck but don't marry things.

he loves you Yea Forums

>5'3''
IMAGINE

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F

BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
NEVER DREW A DIME

LMFAO Lashley.. what wasted chance to bring Rey back to job for Black at least

Where is Lars?

EL GAY MYSTERIO

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Damn wtf why'd they do that to Rey

Why does Renee sound so horny when Lashley comes out?

>SHOVED IT RIGHT IN HIS ASS
>ALMOST SPLIT REY IN HALF

Jesus Christ, Cole!

Just got home from drunk driving to get cigs (i got two words for ya, fuck you faggot)
F to anons dog

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Based Bobbo going over Reyetty

lmao what a return for rey

who

Rey BTFO

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based bobbo

glycol, glycol everywhere.

Where has Lars been? I dont think hes been seen since the lucha house party shit

Heyman is finally booking Lashley as the Black Lesnar

well that was a short match. welcome back rey

Great comeback Rey

OOKA BOOKA JUSTAJOBBER
OOKA BOOKA JUSTAJOBBER
>OOKA BOOKA REYCRINGEERIO

nice

>This is Rey's return
At least he got fed to Bobbo

Last month people were talking about how he is seriously injured and will be out for months.

He got hurt.

Fuck you.

Witness Me

You mean Spud's wife?

sounds like a combination of Electropop/Electroclash

Shitty farmland and "muh tariffs" on the good stuff.

Rey jobbing hard.

Cause Mox has a 3in penis.

That explains the muppet like face.

He's going to AEW when his contract is up

you tell me

BOBBO

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Because she has no on air personality so you project your fetish onto her.

How lame

Lashley will actually win the WWE title.

Literally how? He didn't do anything.

>Bobbo
God forbid anyone stuck in catering got a moment of screentime.

F

cuz she wants that black peen user
she knows mox over in japland ding dong diddling joshis anyway

Okay thanks so much

why did they let him speak lads. poor based bobbo

"First Man Standing" Bobby Lashley

BOBBO POWER LEVEL IS BUILDING BROTHERS

F

>bobbo grabs a mic
well he didn't completely fuck it up I guess

punishing him for getting hurt. nigga gets paid either way.

Maybe we'll actually get that fucking Brock-Bobbo match then.

Nah. Universal maybe. Kofi has shown that a black WWE champ is ridiculous and doesn't draw.

rollllllll

What fetish? What the fuck are you talking about?

Should be an I QUIT match
Last Man Standing is shit

>Cameraman whistles at Bobbo to get him to look into the camera
>Bobbo walks off
Based

>Luke Gallows getting a singles match
Yikes. But hopefully its sets up a decent match with KA.

dunno, found some site with an article from june 20th here's what it said

>Lars Sullivan could be out of action for up to 9 months dealing with a knee injury. Sullivan’s scheduled appearance on Smackdown last week was scrapped due to his condition. He’s recently had an MRI done to assess the damage.

>According to the Wrestling Observer, WWE officials believe Lars could be out of action anywhere between 6-9 months.

Where is lio? Isnt he supposed to talk instead of bobbo?

nikki cross is a qt

Bobbos new gimmick should be destroying every manlet each week

Because it's not the Chocolate 205 title.

NEW THREAD

Are we ignoring bobbos promo?

Your lust for strong black men.

Why is this match to decide the Smackdown women's match stip not on Smackdown?

>KA
that sounds cooler than Karl Anderson, which sounds very generic af.

You're talking about the guy who got busted open during a squash match

Who will he job to if he returns?

GET IN HERE

R.I.P. Sanity

is that was that was? I though it was just the stream i was watching...

Got backstage heat and pulled off TV.
Think I remember PWI saying he was heading back to NXT about a month ago.

Not being able to use the Machine Gun moniker is the biggest casualty of him signing with the WWE.

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Bobbo gets million views on YT constantly. Unlike anti-draw Kingston.

Can cesaro rip a decent match out of jose?

GI xavier woods

WORKED

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Bobbo would be a kino black champ I could believe in

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Why not?

And one for my actual wife