It's ALL-ELITE WRESTLING JERRY ! you see? they're ALL ELITE ! ALL OF THEM.
No mid-carders, no jobbers, no up and comer's no sir ! Everyone's paid their dues and they're ALL ELITE so every match is a FIVE STAR MATCH JERRY HOOCHI MAMA
It's ALL-ELITE WRESTLING JERRY ! you see? they're ALL ELITE ! ALL OF THEM
James James
Matthew Brooks
Let me get this straight, if they're "ALL" Elite then why do they keep wrestling each other to see who the top guy is. Which means that at least SOME of them are NOT elite which contradicts the whole thing. And what's the deal with those stars? It's a Wrestling match, not a cooking contest. Who needs Stars?
Isaiah Rivera
you're both wasting your time and money, BYE BOYS, I've got a Joshi stream to watch , now those little girls, NOW THEY'RE ALL ELITE
Evan Harris
George is probably a joshifag
Grayson Bell
INTERGENDER MATCH AT SLAMMIVERSARY !!! NONE OF YOU IDIOTS SAW IT ??
Andrew Brooks
good guess bro, you called it
Elijah Ward
Based George
Colton Gutierrez
George! I'm fed up with you and your little oriental nonsense. Why haven't you found yourself a nice Jewish women yet? Shut that thing off and tune into Extreme Rules.
Easton Morris
YOU'RE ALWAYS TELLIN HIM WHAT TA DO. IF HE WANTS TA WATCH THAT NONSENSE, THEN LETTEM
Wyatt Johnson
KEK
Ryan Adams
Can you please keep this going. This is genius.
Juan Cruz
I swear to gawd Doug if I hear you tawk about anutha wonna those young bucks soopakick parties i'm gonna come ovah and superkick your ass
Benjamin Perry
bump...ditto...more..YES!!!!
Joshua Wood
Based
Easton Perry
bump for interest
Isaac Foster
-Jerry dates a woman, finds out she's a wrestling fan.
-Kramer reveals he once wrestled, unretires and accidentally winds up in AEWs jobber royal
-George takes the joshi pill, finds his waifu
-Elaine rants about sexism in wrestling. Fully on board with the women's revolution. However meets a guy who is a wrestler and unwittingly becomes a ring rat.
Christopher Miller
You know what Alenn, you are sad. I cant waste my time here all night watching Jake again. I'm going out to the bar to watch Extreme rules and hopefully I'll pick up some ring rat.
Luke Morales
Jaxson James
Come with me to the ROH show at Hammerstein Ballroom, Jerry. This Bully Ray guy has the right idea.
I don't know, George. Isn't he the guy who almost beat up a heckler?
All these promotions are all trying to do something different except for him. Bully is like "we'll do nothing!"
Ryan Wood
This guy Darby Anus. What's he got that I dont have? He's small. I'm small. He falls down a lot. I've been known to fall. He's 50% dead inside. Jerry you know I've been dead inside years! YEARS! 100%!
Oliver Foster
>so get this..... its a show.... about NOTHING!
Robert Lewis
Everyone elses show is about something. Yours will be about nothing. Come on tell me what you did today?
I made some pancakes but had to throw them out. They were burnt black.
See! That's a show. Black pancakes. What else did you do?
Camden Parker
Does Jerry even watch wrestling anymore, or does he just shitpost about it?
Jeremiah Martin
Jerry is obsessed with Superman, so he's probably the type who complains about why there are so many scrawny manlets and not enough tall buff dudes in the ring.
Wyatt Morales
Based Jerry having a clue
Oliver Ramirez
cringe
Cooper Butler
BEHOLD THE KING...THE KING OF QUEENS
Evan Myers
i wrestled a match against a guy with no build up or storyline, he won and it doesn't matter because next week he will lose. a fight with nothing at stake! see!? that's a show!
Eli Reyes
Isaac Rogers
"Seriously though guys it is really cringe to get lectured on racism by some faggots running a bingo hall wrestling promotion."
Brody Ross
HEY KIDANI
THIS SOUP IS COLD
Bentley Barnes
Kramer: ...and that's when the hot librarian comes out.
Jerry: You don't say?
George (slinking into scene): Wait, there are attractive, attainable women every week on this program?
Jerry: Well what does she do? They can't have a librarian wrestling, can they?
Kramer: That's the best part, Jerry! She SHUSHES them!
George: She "shushes" them? What the hell does that mean?
Jerry: You know, George. Shush.
George (understanding): Shush...
Everyone: Oh, shuuuuuuush...
(Audience dies of laughter)
Austin Davis
Based and tigerbloodpilled