RAM Pre-Gamethread #0

The road to Extreme Rules begins... but nothing "Extreme" is gonna happen this sunday.

Show starts about one and a half hour so post random shit you want.

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>inb4 Seff's gay shirt

Anime is gay

>Heyman show
>but also a go-home show
I'm not sure whether to watch this fellow RAWlphas

Didn't inb4 Seth's gay toes my friend

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OMG BROS I CAN'T WAIT FOR BAD WORDS AND KEKOLD STORYLINES

MAYBE TONIGHT THEY'LL HAVE A BASED NEW JAPAN ANAL FINGERING SPOT

BASED HEYMAN I LOVE JEWS NOW

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AEW losers suck on my big fat boomer balls

>AEdrones are talking more about last week's RAW than they are Fyter Fest
makes ya think

I don't understand this meme.

What is this 2016? Do people still take the brand wars seriously anymore?

Fag

Oh... Come on, you don't wanna see the MAN and her (his?) "man" compete against Zelina Vega and her (literally her) man?

It'll be amazin as Raw rolls on, next!

>2019
>still believing traps are gay

cringe

Based

>Undertaker shows up in the ministry gimmick, beats the shit out of Shane, busts him open and tastes his blood. Ties Drew McIntyre to a cross and sacrifices him. Proclaims that RAW will be engulfed in darkness for all eternity. The faggot commentators and the crowd are crying as Undertaker smears the blood of Shane on his face, and leaves the arena with only the whites of his eyes showing.

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So RAW tonight will be absolute shit right?

Brand split is dead. I just made this image to mock the Smackchads after last week's ratings because of Bischoff not taking control yet.

Masturbating to dicks is gay im sorry you're a faggot

MMMMMMMMMMMMMM RAW IS ON IN 2 HOURS YOU SAY??? mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm BAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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youtube.com/watch?v=KK8i9WC4KP8
MLW is on

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Hope tranny and blacked loving AEW cuckolds are watching. This it the BIG LEAGUES

>wanting less Lexi
cronfe

you are attracted to a biological male. technically, that is homosexual.

Have they teased anything that would make the show worth watching?

>2019
>still believing there's only 2 genders

Spotted the faggot.

I'm more than ok with this

My gf kicked me out and i've been eating like shit for a week but at least I can watch Raw in peace with my Yea Forumsbros for once.

FUCK REDDIT
FUCK /WOOO/
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK GOOKS
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY
FUCK JANNIES

>becko/seth VS andrade/zelina
are they doing some sort of storyline where they run over all the other "couples" of WWE? Jesus this is going to be an awful time going forward

the change happens this Sunday. Like it or not cuck.

Bussy is ovulating uwu

>no lexi
welp I’m out, enjoy being part of record low ratings

fags like you is why wrestling is dying

Cant wait to be racist and sexist and make fart jokes with my Yea Forums bros

guys how do you leave Yea Forums without returning

get a job or gf or something

Getting temporarily banned

based and lexipilled

cringe and gaypilled

10 years and counting here, you simply don't, you can leave boards but then you find yourself visiting another one in an endless cycle

I STAND UP FOR WWE
I UNDERSTAND THAT KOFI SHOWING THE NAUGHTY FINGER MEANS THAT THE ATTITUDE ERA IS BACK
I WILL NEEEVER EVEN GLANCE AT ANOTHER COMPANY
VINCE CAN USE MY ANUS AND MOUTH AS A SEMEN RECEPTICAL
I AM WWE
STAND UP FELLOW ECHADS

Reminder that last week
>Karl Anderson gambled and put his wife's hot asian vag on the line
>R-Truth danced and gyrated in front of Drake's wife
>Maria told Mike he could not have got her pregnant because he's not a real man

can't wait to see what (((Heyman))) has planned tonight

>the mixed tag match has been changed to an elimination mixed tag match and is opening the show

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I WANT TO CUM INSIDE CARMELLA

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Karl Anderson's wife looks like a filipino ladyboy though.

>(((Heyman)))
oh really bro is he jewish I didnt know

RAW IS BAD AGAIN

Yep i think Im done for tonight good night bros.

Becky's reign will end by SummerSlam, right bros?

>Opening with Becky
Oh no no no no no

no intro
no pyro
same stage

fuck why did I get my hopes up?

>starting with becketty
yikes

is michael cole the shittiest lead announcer on the planet y/y

>3 hours left

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RAW IS KEKINO

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THE KEK IS HERE

>starting off with The Man
I sleep

same

The woMan and Seethe Rollins

Welp, time to watch DVR Tour De France.

Fuck this show.

TESSA > BECKY

>STARTING WITH A MATCH

Jesus this is fucking cringe already

Joe Buck

Why are they having a bathroom break so early?

The Women's World Cup has proven that omen can draw

what went wrong

>Seth and Becky to open the show
see you guys next week

Starting with a match again and getting the cringe out the way early. Not bad

>Becky/Seth mixed tag match to open the show
Ratings about to skyrocket

Thanks to Seff, this is one of the rare occasions where Becky is not the most cringe person in a match

I forgot about this. WHAT HAPPENED TO A NEW STAGE?!

>Starting with a match
>It's an elimination match so they have a cover for their commercials
kek

smol

>starting with becketty and sethetty

no

Omen? Sure. Women? Nah.

>AND HERE COMES EL IDOLO

For fuck's sake, Cole

>Three Hours Left

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She smol.

Pretty based to start with a piss break

I want to put Zelina in my pocket.

She smol.

Still better then Renee.

>Giving away 3/4ths of your PPV match

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Oh waa waaa cheer the fuck up everyone

All you do is fucking moan

HOW PROGRESSIVE VINCE OH MY GOD

I never cared so little about the championships than with seth and becky holding them

>this opening match
KEK

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Why does Twitter start feuds?

aww they got matching cow outfits

Why don't they let the women wrestle the men in these matches

Can't wait for Corbin and Lacey to come out and mess with this match :)

Thats it, i'm just going to turn this shit off and turn away.

I cant take this shit anymore, I was told Heyman was going to change the scope of the show and it's all total bullshit

I just cant take this shit seriously as a fucking man, our champion is a fucking joke, a feeble and petite joke. I could kick his ass if I wanted too.

I'm done with wrestling and maybe life in general

She is particularly lesser in height compared to the average female, I wonder if she would fit in the hole in my trousers.

Why didn't you listen?

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Enough with the fucking elimination/2-out-of-3 falls matches

Ok lads, I aint lasting long tonight:
Domino's, Little Caesar's, Marco's, or Pizza Patron?

new era

Lmao zelina's a better worker than lacey

Hey fellas, I missed last week because I was moving. Can somebody catch me up? I don't want to be totally lost this episode

Andrade still gets surprisingly little reaction, I thought the matches with Rey would've got him a little hype

What are you talking about fag?
This is the second week in a row they're starting with an actual match.

This. I want lacey

i hope you dead

Why do we start gamethreads at 0 now, that makes us look bad tomorrow when the Nujapanlets log on by artificially reducing the number of gamethreads by 1.

Eddier Guerrero could actually speak english

tfw no tiny mexifu gf ;_;

Workrate does not get you over. What a surprise

>reddit spacing
DING-DONG DIDDLY

Marco's

spoilers
twitter.com/SeanRossSapp/status/1148381809690009603

And it's only good if they shoot injury the champions otherwise who the fuck cares.

Wait, if this is an elimination match doesn't that mean that both men/women will be eliminated at the same time since men and women can't wrestle each other?

Zelina's better than Becky

>Rollins and Andrade

This would make a great mid-card match for the IC Title

If Becky burries Andrade I will make the switch to SmA+ckdown.

Fuck off E Drone

I have my reservations about AEW, but fuck it I will accept our new SJW overlords if this is what passes as wrestling in modern day,.

WOULD YOU?

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Nandos

>Smack Women's Title shit on RAM
Fucking wild card

>Thats it, i'm just going to turn this shit off and turn away.

I cant take this shit anymore, I was told Heyman was going to change the scope of the show and it's all total bullshit

I just cant take this shit seriously as a fucking man, our champion is a fucking joke, a feeble and petite joke. I could kick his ass if I wanted too.

I'm done with wrestling and maybe life in general

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>talking about the chemistry
About how they have none?

>Zelina will never angrily Hump Your Dick

Is the elimination because of that shitty ad break thing? Why the fuck they wont just keep the matches short and you wouldnt have this issue.

JFC Renee, get Bobbo's dick out of your mouth when you try to talk .

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Is Becky faking it?

Papa Johns

Dana? hello hello

>Is the elimination because of that shitty ad break thing?
yes
>Why the fuck they wont just keep the matches short
they need the matches to fill time because they can't write decent enough segments for that

>still no Bray
I'm tired of this puppet appearing in the background shit

What's the point of this if by eliminating someone you eliminate yourself?

what the fuck is the point in an elimination match if you can't take advantage of the 2 on 1 part because women can't fight men

Becky dresses like she's going scuba diving

Based Ospreay.

Someones gonna get hurt bad tonight

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So now its just a singles match?

based Lacey ordering that boomer cuck to pick up her hat

>dat gentleman handing Lacey her hat

Classy.

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wait so if Andrade beats Rollins does he then wrestle Becky?

Lacey and her hat was pretty funny there.

becky cringe has to be the most cringe inducing """""wrestler"""" of the past 50 years

>2 out of 2 falls elimination mixed tag

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WWE
>"mixed tag"
Everyone
>"ok"
WWE
>elimination match
Everyone
>"WTF"

>Mixed tag elimination
>but only men and women can fight men and women
>so when Becky eliminates Vega, she's eliminated too
>they do this just to not have matches during the break
Fucking christ Im already finished

wwe writers think you're dumb enough to overlook that

>that 3rd hour

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So if andrade by some miracle were to beat seth, whats supposed to happen?
This no wrestling during commercials shit is crippling the show.

God, Becky's such a shitty wrestler

That interaction with the crowd. Lacey fucking plays her gimmick so damn well.

Elimination mixed tag when men can't fight women makes no sense. Explain?

that was a woman you r-tard

Lacey begging for that BMC

Andrade beating rollins and becky beating andrade would be BEWILDERING so fuck it, go for it

Fire them then

>Roman and ??? vs Shane and Drew
>The Undertaker interferes then announces something about their match at the PPV

>Not dryhumping Lacey when she's bent over in that dress
Buncha slackjawed faggots in that crowd I tell ya.

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Can't have commercials interrupting matches anymore

>the way she snatched it

kinda rude senpai

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>he has an entire folder of screencaps
>policing a board nobody takes seriously except you
>for free

So what do you think actually happens during the commercial breaks? Do they break kayfabe? Do they get little stools to sit on like in boxing?

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You can't fire Vince he owns the company

Looks like it's supposed to be a stipulation

"If The Undertaker interferes, he's _______"

Will Austin beat his wife in his new show?

>the Undertaker shows up as Big Evil and he gets a pass to fight because they're two different gimmicks ergo, two different wrestlers.

>Dana Brooke vs Nikki
>Winner picks stipulation
Wut

SHUT UP
C-COPE
HEYMAN IS GENIUS

It's a heel staying true to character you fucking ding-dong diddly simp

>By getting a pin, Becky eliminated herself from the match too

>Becky still on the apron
>not in the match anymore
WHAT

it's my birthday and none of you even remembered :(

i hate that i know what that image is

>Zelina looking embarrassed and covering her chest ringside
Muh

>becky still on the apron
>yfw she submits Andrade

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actually can't wait to hear alvarez talk about this

kys reddit scum

If andrade wins is it a draw?

>dana
for what purpose

SHUT UP
STOP THINKING

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meltzer said Carder wont be on raw tonight

I'm a proud feminist

Heyman wouldn't book something so shitty. This has to be Vince. If it was Paul, Becky would have been thrown through the table by Corbin while Seth gets beat up by Zelina.

Why does Renee never add anything to the match? She only makes dumb ass comments and retorts, never explains whats going on, never gives any interesting feed back, just dumb ass one liners. Is this Vince's doing? or is she really just shit tier

If Becky beats Andrade, I quit.

happy birthday, sorry you have to watch RAM on it

what spot looks worse the double dropkick or the double foot stomp in the corner

>Stomps the fuck out of your torso off top rope
>kicks out at 2

Fuck I hate modern wrestling psychology sometimes

>spending it on a shitposting anonymous board
Sad and pathetic

>Why does Renee never add anything to the match?

She's a woman.

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thanks user

Happy Birthday, I'm sorry you're having to watch woman's wrestling

Is Seth trying really hard tonight or is Andrade just making him look good?

>just made a drunken shitpost on Yea Forums not long ago and seen it has 50+ replies
this Yea Forums shitposting power must be used responsibly anons

The match on Sunday would be better if it was intergender. Have Corbin eliminate Seth and it's up to Becky to retain both titles

she smol

Based Bex taking a bump

>been posting like a mad man all thread
>no (You)s

:(

Reminder

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They keep hammering in the fact that Corbin at the PPV, they should've just kept it a surprise
ANDRADE HIT HER ALREADY BASED

kek Becks btfo

Where's Maria.

Worked

is this real?

Becky once again emasculating her """boyfriend"""

>Seff didn't power bomb her
It's like they don't want people to watch.

andrade just ran dick first into rollins face

How was what Zelina just did not a DQ?

(Me) :)

I think we all see this coming.

Unless of course shes pinning corbin to end the fucking ppv

press F for Zelina

In the back with Bobo.

Andrade was distracting the ref

stfu jew

This match is actually pretty good

Corbs no selling Beko's punches, kek.

>Mike Kanellis

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>She sacrificed herself for him
I have tears in my eyes boys, is this what true love is like?

>This match is actually pretty good

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>turn on RAM
>Seethe and Becko

Well at least that's out of the way now

>Xavier shown playing games during Microsoft's E3 conference for like 5 seconds
>Yea Forumsies come out to shitpost in full force

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Lacey Evans is such a shitter

Based (false) pocket poster.

Jesus Christ that punch from Lacey was awful It was so bad

Lacey's finisher always looks like shit bros

Jesus Christ Lacey is awful... that fucking punch

lmao corbin no selling becko
womeme btfo

Fuck, the heels go over in this segment, so the shitters retain the belts. Fuck everything.

THE JEW IS HERE

i don't think she got all of it...

based corbin no selling

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kek were they chanting ECW?

>The undertaker interferes
Mmmmm we are going to see some pure strikes tonight

lacey is such a dog shit wrestler

the female elias

E C DUB
E C DUB
E C DUB
will always and forver be overrated

>becky punches corbin and he no-sells it
>lacey then misses becky by a mile with her womans right

hahaha fuck!

yep

>inb4 BEEG poster

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Why the fuck is Andrade worried that he hit Beko. IT'S A FUCKING ELIMINATION MATCH FOR FUCK SAKE. WHAT THE FUCK WAS HE GONNA DO AFTER ELIMINATING JASETHY? GET FINGERPOKEOFDOOMED? FUCKING SHIT BOOKING.

It's Andrade

Based Yea ForumsChad Corbin.

Nah, looks like someone who thinks they have an idea of how to make a segment rundown sheet look legit but if you saw one they aren't like that.

It's official - Smackdown already won again this week. Sorry RAMbros I'm out.

Match you just saw was 5x better than the Mixed Match will be on the PPV lol.

The no sell was brilliant tho.

this.
unironically the worst finisher in the history of the biz, worse than the peoples elbow

*strums guitar*

>her finisher is a fucking punch
>she can't even do that right

its just the Big Shows finisher

Look, I hate Becko as much as the next guy, but I can't get behind Lacey winning the title. Becky is shit in the ring, but Lacey's finisher is a fucking punch and 75% of the time she misses it.

Like how is it possible that Lacey is that horrendous throwing a fucking punch?

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>this was RAM's opening
We SMA+CK chads already won.

SMACK WINS AGAIN

Is Taima broken for anyone else?

most likely true

Except Big Show is actually 7 foot tall,

>vaping is better for you than sm-
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMP

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Well a punch could be a good finisher if applied correctly. For example a pure strike to the heart would take down any man

My dog suddenly died today bros, there was no point of recovery.

Please press F to pay respects

PAIGE HERE

What was that about Lacey missing?

Natale Mars?

Fuck you contrarians. Was a pretty decent match to start the show and makes sense.
Y'all acting like Paul can just drop the Becky Seth angle right before a PPV just because. At least he's building the big match logically. Then they probably won't be paired together after Sunday.

F
Rest in peace doggo

Lacey might be the worst in ring performer on the main roster. She's worse than the Iconics

GET THE SLOW-MO ON HER SLAPPING HER ARM WE NEED IT
THE SLAAAAAAAAP

sorry to hear that user.
F

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That segment was fucking horrible. WCW 2000 level acting

oh man Corbin with the ebay chain

fuck off jr you should've taken care of it better

Her finisher is a punch and she can't even make contact when she delivers it. A complete shitter

That Lacey Punch was actually good wtf

IIconics are based.

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The punch was legit, the selling as usual was horrific.

Bexcels seething

Assuming this ain't a work, F.

God I love this soap opera cringe attitude era tier romance scenes

So old school

just need another katie vick angle and ill be happy

cringe waifuist

F

F doggo is chasing tail and burying bones in doggy heaven now user

Sry user. Comfy F's to comfort you.

Unironic F for your Pupper.
He's looking down over you, user.

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F

sorry user

well that just means brock isn't showing up

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>Love is bad and we will win because we dont care about love
I didnt know we were watching anime

Bex is fucking garbage
the punch is just a shit finisher. always has been

Well that was pointless

They're dogshit in the ring, but good annoying heels on the mic

based tricky jew

She nailed Bex in the jaw just now. Sure, that's just one time.

F man. That shit stings. You're not alone fag

HEYMAN SHOOTING ON MELTZER

>"Brock will be there at Extreme Rules"
>"Another RIDDLE by Paul Heyman"

You know now.

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>more recaps
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

>SEETHING

S for S-hould have got a cat

>heyman spoiling extreme rules results

>Couldn't even keep Braun and Lashley out of action for 2 weeks after trying to sell the stunt as something incredibly brutal
cringe

F

Actual homo post

BRO! bro bro bro bro

Real talk my gf wants me to eat her ass this weekend, you guys ever try it?

truly, Bobby is the SHOCK MASTER

what naughty and edgy cuss word will corey say tonight?

>yfw Strowman returns in a wheelchair and enters a long storyline where he cant wrestle anymore and has to come to terms with it

Heyman confirmed one trick pony, RAM has been fucking dreadful

F

last man standing matches are pretty boring

Do it user or Jayvion will while you're at work

Why would you plan eating ass in advance?

>anti-dimes: the match

We're still doing the 2/3 falls?

2 OUT OF 3 FALLS

Turn that shit into a meal.

>2/3 falls six man tag

lmfao

Fuck this shit lmao cya

Paul whoman?

>randomly eating a shithole

so she can clean her shithole

...

FUCK SAKE ITS ANOTHER COLD MATCH MAN FUCK IT ALL

CHEESY BITES FROM PIZZA HUT ARE BACK LADS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

>JUST ORDERED 5 ORDERS OF CHEESY BITES.

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the people that bitch about 2 out of 3 falls matches would have hated WCW Saturday Night in '92.

So you can properly enema out the bowels beforehand so there's not as much fecal remnants left on the butthole.

F, sorry pal

Working at pizza hut right now and you can fuck yourself. Those pizzas are a unnecessary bitch to make.

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