ITT autistic things you do while watching wrestling

ITT autistic things you do while watching wrestling
I say "Ow!" and "OOF" when people get hit with moves and also I commentate I pretend im JR when im watching

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I cover my eyes when I think someone might have just had their neck broken.

I clutch my pillow and if soeome I liek is getting beat up i screech into it

I pose like Orton during his entrance

Very cool to have you with us, Renee.

i say THATS GOTTA BE IT when someone pins

>t. Renee Young

If it's RAW I zone out thinking how much better this shit would be if I was stoned.

and if you weren't nine you might actually have been able to buy some weed

Based
Cringe
Bringe

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I actually pop for big spots or moments whether I'm alone watching on Taima or with friends for a ppv or at a live show

i post in gamethreads on Yea Forums during the show

I smoke but I don't when mandrama is on because it feels like 10 hours albeit a better 10 hours.

no you don't smoke because it's night time and you can't sneak out of the house to smoke without your mom asking where you're going

I go to wrestling shows by myself and always buy a ringside seat. A lot of indy promotions here have it where if you buy a ringside seat you automatically get a free picture backstage with the wrestlers. Some of them have been Tessa Blanchard, Rosemary, Lucha Bros, Scarlett Bordeaux, etc.

Anyways, I intentionally show up late so I don't have to take a free picture with the wrestlers. I don't want them to see how how much of a loser I am with no friends going to wrestling shows alone.

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If you are a regular at these shows, why don't you make friends with other regulars?

they aren't alone retard

It's easier to get a gram of cheese than a bottle of beer here, no need to project on random posts user.

>Acting like people in groups are unapproachable
>Lashing out and calling people retards over nothing
Oh so that's why you'll die alone, gotcha.

I try, but they're all in their own cliques turned to the side in the chairs facing away from me. I think people don't like rocking the boat by bringing someone else into their circle of friends.

He's autistic and has low self esteem probably.

This. Approaching an already established group in any social setting while alone is asking for rejection

You do realise weed is one of the most cheapest and readily available drugs in the civilised world right? Seek sunlight and see for yourself.

Mandrama while stoned live is the absolute best. It's even better when you smoked with one of the talent in the parking lot during intermission and know they're wrestling as blasted as you are

When there's a close pinfall I go "THAT'S IT, HE'S OVER, DONE, HE CAN'-OH SHIT HE KICKED OUT!!!!!!"

I'm a fucking mark

Fucking cringe

t. incel

Uhhh, ya ding-dong diddly don't get to bring friends.

Based user bringing back vintage shitposting from 8 years ago.

Renee, is that you?

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