His name is Darby Anus

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This chick's skeleton really is trying to consume her.

Did he get injured or anything? What a fucking stupid move.

>What a fucking stupid move.

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darpy anus looks too much like a kid version of eminem for me to take him serious. also that one guy who posted the i like turtles thread the other day was spot on.

it's funny how people called Naito and Ibushi "dangerous" for a botch and acted like that's exactly what they wanted to do but didn't react for this burgermanlet intentionally doing these extremely stupid spots

>clearly meant to just impact off the buckles
>stupid faggot flings himself between the ropes to the floor and hopefully on his neck

I hope they have a warning message at the start of the show telling people that wrestling is fake and not to worry about the safety of the performers and also the heels don't really intend to be mean

>Darby Anus

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and folks was calling the chair shot dangerous. smfh

>the fags crying about Cody's chair shot were perfectly fine this way, WAY more dangerous spot

So he's Spike dudley without the charisma?

>some nigga literally risking his life for your entertainment
>"Wow this is stupid"

Get a load of these cucks lmfao

Nigga, he ain't Jesus.

>Some retard risking his life for money
I don't respect degenerates.

The part before he jumps where he puts his hands behind his head like he's doing a 450 is so cringe

I would shove my nose deep up her shit tunnel and huff until I was light headed

COULD YOU GET MY BOY ANUS HERE A HOTDOG RIGHT AWAY HE WILL DISENTEGRATE IF JE DOESN'T EAT SOMRTHING SOON

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Darby is so cute i wanna glaze his bleached boyhole with my cum

The better Darby

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Your back is the strongest part of your body, retards. Thats why chair shot are almost always directed at the back. He landed flush so it kept his back straight, its only dangerous when your spine gets wedged

what the fuck is that move

I guess it would be a inverted splash but the one other guy I know that pulls a similar spot (PCO) does it far better

another few inches and he might've had a bad time

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This is what its all about. This was awesome.

Lol cry more you pussy.

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>his gimmick is that he tries to cripple himself every match

>not Dirty Anus

Literally served no purpose. When someone like a Mick Foley does a move like this it draws heat to his opponent and makes him the baby face. The match would have also ended on this spot. Instead he wrestles for another 10 minutes.

>Darby: Make sure it's vegan
>All we have is a handshake for you then

See
That isn't landing flush, moron. That is literally his spine taking the impact. The point of chair shots to the back is because of how spread out the impact is. That is Allin's spine directly landing on the edge of a steel beam. I can pretty much guarantee you the vast majority of wrestlers would rather take a chair shot to the fucking than this stupid bump.

Listen up and listen well you fucking marks, Darby Allen can do any goddamn thing he wants to with his body. Now all you cocksuckers can cry and cry and bitch and moan about how dangerous it is, but I guarantee none of you have the balls to so much as think about saying it do Darby's face. The truth is he can handle pain, while all you pussys cry while taking a slap to the face. And that's all I fucking have to say about that.

>Your back is the strongest part of your body, retards.
Tell Edge, Jeff Hardy, Mick Foley, Matt Hardy, and every other guy who does these high spots that. and they all have at least v1`00lbs more muscle than this cheese sandwich manlet

>I guarantee none of you have the balls to so much as think about saying it do Darby's face
Do i say it to the 50% of him that is dead inside or the 50% that is cringe inside?

>50% of me is dead
I'm waiting for him to finish off the other 50%
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Exactly.

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>but I guarantee none of you have the balls to so much as think about saying it do Darby's face

I could if I brought him a stepladder.

He'd probably use it to plank off of again