Post embarrassing botches

>itt: women's wrestling
ftfy

unironically yes, what a shitter

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Oh boy, here I go Sasha posting again.

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Men have better, more devastating botches than women

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Is there ANYTHING that women can do right?

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>can't wrestle good
>marrys a good wrestler

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That was not Sasha's fault

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The KENTA GTS

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Why is this cringe but when Aliyah did it it was based?

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oh god lmao

stellar thred lads

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mmmmm

What an idiot

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YOU GO AND DO IT NOW
YOU MAKE BIG ERROR

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Personal botch

>lose my virginity and lasted one min
>unable to get a hard on again
>worse sex she ever had
>never manage to have sex again

Life sucks.

Mmmm wouldn't wanna mess with those

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have sex

>Spot goes as planned
>Nobody gets hurt
>Botch
what

Why does she try this? Clearly that ass is too fat to do that

WWE 2K a.i.

The whole thread is practically all womeme botches

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this wasn't that bad, decent recovery

I forgot what match it was at the G1, but someone got hit in one leg and started selling the other. It was really funny.

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Based D-Bry stiffing that shitter

you're a mark

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How do you recover from this

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this was based

maybe because this thread is just one dude posting women's botches from his incel lair because of his lingering virginity and resentment towards normal humans

>Women are unathletic and averse to risk because you are a virgin!

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Who the fuck is Aliyah?

seething and easily triggered little troll babby detected

Beta orbiter detected

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Legit doing calisthenics in the ring. I like how she thinks she would be big shit in Japan

Lita nodding is also pretty bad
like, fuck, how long were you in this business?

Pure strikes. mmmmmmm

That ericbutts clip works so well with soundless webms

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Wtf is this autistic shit supposed to be?

Sounds funny but I don't remember seeing something like that, does anyone have this?

>Vince saw this and thought it was a good idea to push this shitter

cringe

God I wish that were me

Seething and easily raped roastie detected

Does anyone have the one where Roman struggles to powerbomb Sheamus? I've been looking for it.

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Based shooter

Ya fumin?

why isn't this move in 2K19?

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GOAT

Not really a botch but feels like it belongs here.

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MISTAH ROCKY...

That's not a botch, you moron. The ass and the ref bump. That's Flair doing old southern style comedy bullshit. Did you notice what the crowd wasn't doing? Taking selfies and sitting on their hands.

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Tag Team champs....

Womemes wrestling was a mistake

Based Arn doing what he can to sell those shitty strikes

this is based though

Arab Heel Carmella in NXT

what was wrong there?

That's pretty based desu.

It looked like her legs stopped her

In what way?

Sawdust neck

i'm gonna rape your used up cunt lol

oof.

>How do you recover from this

start a gimmick where you are a bumbling, slapstick idiot.

looks like a slop of shit

>okada is the future of our company so go out there and make him look like a star-

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I don't recognize either wrestler. Who was that?

Not my company, asshats.

Did you not see the rolled up toilet paper Flair shoved up his ass so his pants don't get stained from the mix of shit and sweat fall out?

What happened here did Bautista pull something?

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Post the frog splash.

Big Dimes Shane selling Miz's bump off the ropes.

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Based (I mean you not Mizetty)

stop guys miz is based remember when he did that one decent promo on talking smack in 2016 and literally nothing else good ever before or after that?

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Badass

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His feud with Ziggler was very good.
But other than that, yeah, you're right.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS CLOSES THE THREAD I HAVENT LAUGHED THIS HARD IN A MONTH

Him and Maryse also did that based John Cena/Nikki parody. Granted that Maryse was the star in that one.

What the fuck?, how fucking dumb is that goddamn cow!?

The British Bulldog. match is from No Mercy '99

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>British Bulldog

Oh. I don't really watch UK wrestling. I prefer NJPW and AAA

Is it botched because her shoulders lift?

That's called a muffler

youtube.com/watch?v=Hlwn_75NW_k

>No repercussions for this
Nepotism is a bitch.

I find it very hard to believe this wasn't intentional

she's trying to be kurt angle only without amateur wrestling training or any athletiscism.

Ric's got a nicer ass than Charlotte

holy shit his muffler fell out

I know it's retarded but it kind looks cool.

aside from the second backflip, which is just a bit silly, rolling to the corner and sliding out is like peak selling

Tbf Asuka is an overweight sack of sushi.
The dropkick she does is always alot slower and not as snappy, Paige's long career died because she stole Sasha's spot.

>Thought this was Zayn doing a joke Rusev cosplay
>No, it's just Rusev
What happened to him? When he debuted he was big as fuck.

example

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>Mistah Rocky... I'm fooked

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who even is that "punching" Orton?

OP's birth

Shane.

>post embarrassing botches.
So women's wrestling thread?

Gain Height faggot

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This will unironically be my finisher. The Stone Cold Snapmare.

18+

This is disqualified from being cringe because of that little leg lift she does at the end. an S tier sell.

Based

AWE SOME

>I like how she thinks she would be big shit in Japan

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Those strikes are so British

This is why I always go over the middle rope even though I'm tall enough to step over the top rope.

FUCK

Klassic, What A Botch.

Lol

I've seen her doing that crap on NXT, cringiest move ever

>?

both these idiots are too old to be doing this shit

tardnado

Cass is such a piece of shit

based babyokada paying his dues

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>lose virginity
>blurt out I love her like a damn fool
>next morning we nearly break up

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I was there live, front row. And you could hear Sasha Banks scream "Slut Whore!" before kicking Paige in the back.

I was all like Yeaaaaaaahha! Cheering with my buds when it happened. We we started chanting "Slut! Slut! Slut!" And banks just looked at us smiling.

He met married Lana and got comfortable. I don't know a single couple who hasn't.

Bryan was the one who fucked everything up here. Why was he reaching for Caz XL's hand in the first place??

Bryan just confused the whole situation by doing it. Like what the hell are you doing? Go for the move and then Caz XL will react to it, you shitter. Not the other way around.

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>Caz XL

why bother working your ass off when you're never going to get pushed anyway? plus, as others have mentioned, he's married
there's no good reason for him to be big anymore

No.

Yea

Bryan clearly botched his own move and set up.

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That was me during my first and only threesome.

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I forgot how bad Shawn Michaels was when he first started.

But that's not a botch. That's exactly what they planned to do, may God have mercy.

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Did no one asked if she could even do a kip up? It isn't THAT hard, I'm sure she could have pulled it off in anyone in this company took 30 seconds to explain to her how to do it. You use your hands to push yourself up near your EARS, not your ASS.

Kicked her too hard and hurt her neck. Honestly, this is at least a little bit of Wrong Place, Wrong Time, but Sasha fucks up so much shit that it's more fun to just blame her entirely.

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Pretty much this.

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THESE WERE LIV MORGANS FAULT AND YOU CAN CHALK THAT UP TO REASON NUMBER 807 WHY I AM GOING TO SHIV LIV END LIV LIFE WITH MY KNIFE

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I don't get this one. Is it because beko didn't climb the ladder to stop naomi?

How the heck is this supposed to be Sasha's fault?

I support your murderous endeavors.

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Based

Who did he hit?

Either she legitimately thought she could pull off a Rana on Nia Snax from the apron to the floor, in which case she is a retard
OR
She planned to fail the Rana, beef it onto the floor, from the apron, and managed to look like she wasn't even attempting a Rana to start with. In which case she is a fucking retard.

Yes, very yes.

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One of the WWE's many make a wish fans.

>NO I'M THE ONE WITH THE HAT

Bret "Hitman" Hart

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>the women are literally too weak to even pull the rope down

How do you think a Rana works?

And whats really sad is Sonya should be one of the stronger ones from her MMA background

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>OUT YOU GO BARNEY, OUT OUT OUT

lol me lold

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lmao that guy in the front row going "what the fuck that's the finish?"

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That's usually not how they finish Jews in Saudi Arabia.

What happened here?

mustard gas

name one person that can do a front flip off their knees, then think about how retarded you are. Only thing Nia can do is roll of the apron, which if she did would make her land on top of the horse

Didn't Bex do that?

damn thanks for reminding me talking smack existed. 2016 smackdown was a comfy time.

WHAT THE FUCK???

Rich Swann

18+

Which woman on the current roster botches the least?

Knowing Sasha its hard to tell if thats a botch or she did it to try and hurt Paige...again

13+

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Billie Kay

I hope Austin never does that shit again. It's horrifying.

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The problem with botches is not selling them / or selling the impact if you are the opponent.

this is a tragedy this is covering an accident

hi charlotte

RVD was anti-muffler which is why his asscrack was always visibly soaked in sweat.

When I was a kid my dad would beat me when he caught me doing that.

what smilel

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I feel sorry for Natty sometimes. She's pretty much the only female on the roster that isn't entirely incompetent but she is more or less just enhancement talent now.

So who was most at fault?

Based Goldberg bringing back the Hashimoto Brainbuster

Goldberg

how is that a cover?

WWE for letting two washed out shitters who have never had a decent match without gimmicks have a normal match

my favorite part was when he circled around the ring and came back in so they could edit it out on future releases

Because he acted like he fell instead of acting like he finished his moves.

but he never even got to attempt to perform the move, he just fucking fell

And that is the best way to cover it. Watch most of these other botches, even when it's clearly too late the wrestlers keep going as if they hit their move.

This was broken down old man kino

I get what you're saying but most of the other people just executed the move incorrectly instead of just falling on their ass. I liked Blue Demons approach, "If you don't connect properly I'm not selling for you"

Because he legit fell, you moron.

It's crazy how the Hart name doesn't mean shit anymore.

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Right, and he covered it up properly.

With what exactly?

She's a shitter, even on that move it's her fault because you're supposed to push your opponent so they can flip over instead of letting them do all the work and making it look extra fake.

By leaning into the ropes and pretending to have fallen.

>pretending

>you're supposed to push your opponent so they can flip over instead of letting them do all the work and making it look extra fake.
no they're supposed to jump off. They're in total control of that move. The problem is Charlotte only pushed off with one leg.

Sorry, by "working" his fall. Didn't mean to expose the business.

What a brutal V-trigger

If you jump off on your own it looks stupid. Look at the men doing that move, retard. You have to push your opponent and then he flips and handles the landing.

you think anyone has the power to flip a person by pushing their chest? Look at anyone doing the fucking move retard, the taker jumps off their feet before they get touched. It's a matter of Force you retard, it would take literally all your force to make someone flip like that off the top rope with your forearm. How do you fucking retards watch so much wrestling and don't know how it works?

The opponent leans back, you moron, but doesn't push off. You are so stupid.

Did they not have Physics in your fucking HS you retard?

Shut up, you noodle armed little faggot. You are clueless.

youtube.com/watch?v=LGhF9ru0tuE&t=104s
Here you go retard. I mean you do know wrestling is fake right?

>Post embarrassing botches.
Your dad pulling out of your mom.

>Shaking while pointing at his dick as a man cradles him
What did Big 'Colin "Big Cass" Cassady' Cass mean by this?

>those strikes

fucking YIKES

BRAINBUSTAH

Is that embarrassing or just funny?

Based CazXL chad

That quick flash to Bray's crabwalk cracked me up

Should just start using the swanton if she’s worried about her bolt-ons.

Irrelevant, name one wrestler with a Physics degree or any formal training in Physics or a related field.

Shades of Shane o’ Mac!

Bases

George the Animal Steele

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Always funny seeing these indie shitters trying to pull off big boy moves.

SAWDUST

that way he just stops rotating and drops right on his head is some wile e coyote shit

>He met married Lana and got comfortable. I don't know a single couple who hasn't.
I used to bench 250 and admire my work in the mirror, now I lift the remote to put twilight on so I don't have to make myself a better man.

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She needs to watch more of the Miz top learn how to better recover from these types of botches.

Puertoricans with their fake ass wrestling skills thinking they can keep up with Chad Mexicans Lucha Bros

KAWAII EVEN WITH THAT JAW

That was on Fenix my m8

I wouldn't even count this as a botch, but more of a "you gotta put in work to draw dimes, so fuck you" from Naito kek

How is that a botch? Elias is reeling from a solid punch to the face.

only one of those even landed you marks

Poor Savio could have been a solid exotic midcarder but they threw him in faction (shitter) warfare

NEED THOSE THIGHS AROUND MY HEAD

>he falls against the stool, spilling drinks all over him
Lmao, source?

Clearly Pentagon is trying to kill him. Watch his right hand

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>Post embarrassing botches.

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*Ganzo Bombs himself in you're path*

uuuuuuuggghhhh mmmmmmm

Based

PeyPey so based

>Nia no-sells
>Sasha Continues To Be The Worst
I don't see the connection, h8r
Botch? That's just...beautiful.
LOLWUT
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
RIDER TAKER IS BEST TAKER
LMAO Rick was the best flopper ever, dude
>tuck your goddamn head in
BY GOD, THEY'VE KILLED HIM! STOP THE DAMN MATCH!!!
Sad.

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Shit, wrong gif

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Cringe

okay. So?

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That's even worse.

Wrestlers used to take shoot chops to the chest until they were bleeding. Why is she so afraid to make contact with her foot? Lita isn't going to die if you nudge her in the stomach a little.

>Why is she so afraid to make contact with her foot?

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Taker and Goldberg pulling a 5 Star King's Road style match

bringe

She used to be a legit gymnast. She says it's hard after years to do it wrong, she has to try to not land on her feet alot. Makes the moonsaults look like trash.

has she ever done a proper one?

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The Bulldog mostly wrestled for WWE

Buried for getting over without permission and then just stopped caring.

but aren't you FUCKING HYPED to see taker vs sting after all these years???
it's a goddamn monkey's paw kind of situation, i'd rather not have it at all and have it be a "dream match that never happened"

nice!

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Also, don't know if this was a botch or entirely intentional on Brock's part, but it's one of my favorite gifs.

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look at the top of this dudes head

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>front flip
Or just lean forward.

Start exercising you dumbass. That’s the only reason you nutted fast, you have zero conditioning. Start running and hit the weights

I’m disappointed in you user

God damn that was a great punch. I unironically hoped we'd see Chosen One JJ instead of the singer.

Is Carder's gimmick actually trying to kill people these days?

Well, he is The Undertaker...

What a moronic excuse.

>she actually laughs
KEK

It's like throwing a rock a puppy.

Why do people do this

Digging holes and taking souls, user. Can't wait for the shoot death he'll cause at extreme rules

BUT THEN WHY SHE KEEPS INSISTING ON DOING THE MOONSAULT!?, see???, it's STILL FUCKING RETARDED.

womens_wrestling.webm

She's the biggest bitch on the roster. She shouldn't be doing moonsaults she should be doing powerbombs and chokeslams

Button masher

>bolt ons
there is no bigger sign of a virgin than somebody using this phrase.

Lets put it this way

I can't recall any replays being done the night after, and I'm pretty sure they were trying to avoid that angle during the replays on the night

>I can't recall any replays being done the night after

they literally showed a replay that went to a blank screen while keeping the 3 count audio playing

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underrated post

Fucking carnies, they could've worked it into an angle if Rousey came back

Wasn't this a dark match? Also fucking lol at Flair doing an ass spot with no thong

BASED AS FUCK!

Based D-Bry beating the maga right out of him.

Just trying to fit in while in Saudi Arabia

I think it's more about Sasha being too lazy to lift her foot than it is her being afraid to hurt Lita.

>6´8´´
>gymnast

Literally every black woman with a weave.

>THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BREAKING THE BUS DOOR YOU WHITE NIGGER!

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so many questions in seven seconds

Does anyone have KENTA mistiming his kick when Ibushi dove to the outside? They even showed the replay for it lmao