TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT NIGGERS - EARLY IMPACT SLAMMIVERSARY GAMETHREAD

Lets get loco!

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Sami is a shitter and that's all I know and all I need to know to continue not watching

I think PPV or fite are your options

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GO BIG MIKE

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If you pay through plus you get 3 months membership included. Is cheaper through fite though.

praying the elder gods that the production doesn't suck tonight
last year was fine, but we've had too many shows recently where the audio was unbearable and the camera work lazy
oh well

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Those are usually the twitch shows where they're using a bare bones crew of high school av club members. The tv tapings are usually fine, and I imagine that's what they use for PPVs, too.

so this is like the Wrestlemania of TNA? I didnt watch TNA so i didnt care

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that's bound for glory, but it kinda fell off the last few years so now slammy is its replacement

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airing in Cozy

G1 Replay on right now

last year's slammiversary was kino desu

youtube.com/watch?v=bG5GkSjiBYs Tessa documentary. no wonder she always wear a jacket

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wtf i want to be a wrestler now

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Based Moose convinced Tessa to sign to Impact.

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Sorry but I'm going to be watching the CONCACAF Gold Cup instead.

not a bad set

Who's garage?

Gilley's Dallas

Mexico is going over clean so don’t waste your time watch Impact instead

oh cool the kid from iCarly

link to cozy

Is this a thing?

It's another TNA employee samefags his gamethread thread.

cytu,be tubeofcozy

yep, me, josh mathews, nice to meet you

Preshow on twitch (it's just the match promo videos so far, and probably will only be those)

hi josh hows the 20 people crowd?

ty

it's another bitter e drone upset that not everyone is an shit addict like himself.

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you might be confused, raw is tomorrow

Who's streaming it

I didn't mention the WWE. Sounds like somebody is living in your head rent free, baby.

even raw draw more than 100 people unlike chimpact

so?

Yup

almost time
really digging this lax documentary

well i'm pretty stoked for this

lets go!

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We're live

Thought the shades had that old wcw logo on them at first

>10 posts since I last checked
>poster count went up 1
KEK

Soon

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10/10 show incoming

do you even know how gamethreads work?

This is a great show! Already more action than the last WWE PPV LOL.

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO

when did they announce this?

Holy moly! Impact Wrestling is back and better than ever. AEW pushes WWEjects like Gavin Spears while Impact Wrestling pushes new talent. I'm loving it!

smells like falseflagging in here

You mad, WWE drone?

The open challenge? I think on Friday's TV episode.

impact is trash
no one will work for them in 6 monts
they are dead with no real tv

Sad WWE drones that do not haves lives. Maybe they'd be less sad if they watched tonight's show?!

Don't forget Impact Wrestling is moving to AXS soon! The ratings war is ON with New Japan!

nope nope nope
They have been trying for axs for 1 year already. Still nothin.

Starting off with Based TJP!

anyone have a stream link

It's pretty cheap, why not buy it legally, user?

...

first for AEW is going to kill this cockroach of a promotion

willie mack is da man

Agreed

...

Based Mack

A reminder that Willie Mack was supposed to be signed to NXT, but Haitch took one look at Apollo Crews and chose him instead. They said it was due to medical reasons that they didn't explain. Amazing, since he has 100x more charisma than crews.

really good opening spotfest
camera work and audio are perfect thank god

the Mack push has begun!

Mack recently had an interview with WrestlingInc where he talked about his signing with WWE and revealed that they told him not to come to the performance center because the doctors had some concerns about his health:

“I wasn’t in WWE at all; I got signed in February 2014 and signed for six months. I was supposed to go down there [to the Performance Center] in October but they said don’t plan on coming down. The doctor said they don’t like one of your knees and don’t like how your blood pressure is.”

Continuing on the topic, Willie explained that it was a shock for him because he signed off his life on the promise of the WWE money but then right before he was about to leave they told him not to come.

He went on to mention that this happened five years ago and if anything was wrong with his health it would have popped up by now. sescoops.com/willie-mack-reveals-why-wwe-stopped-him-from-joining-the-performance-center-after-signing/

Based Impact

Crews is in shape though not a fat fucking welfare reject

Melissa

Trey is really good I hope we get him in a singles feud soon

This

*cough*

This

The Rascalz fucking suck and the white one is banging Kimber Lee. Holy fucking pukeola.

RIP perro SR

>tag team title match this early

Here's the predictions board for the show.

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And trey is banging Alicia.

feels good being an IMPACTchad

we're doing predictions now?

Damn.

plebs

>feels good being an IMPACTchad
Agreed user. Based

I only got one gummy left bros is it worth it ?

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AAP is a new predictions promotion. This is the first Impact event.

RIP LAX

RIP santana.

Do ti

Get someone out here vato

well this match ruled, no doubt
i still think the north being champion is one of the dumbest booking ideas of modern impact but eh
hope injury is a work

F

I'll miss LAX bros.

Santana politicking to go out protected!

>dr. ariel
it's a work

>Santana politicking to go out protected!
Based

AEW AEW AEW AEW

Almost everybody eliminated right off the bat. Only two virgins remain. Godspeed.

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my boy sami gonna ding-dong diddly break a chin

>people actually think that kross could win

BASED MAIN EVENT TESSA

i wish it was me

>BASED MAIN EVENT TESSA
Based

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You make shitty threads

seethe?

Man, Kross is fucking great

Oh shit next nice.

Do you make shitty threads because you suck or cause you're a faggot? Whoever used to make the Impact threads made them much better

Nice outfit

Kross out here looking like Seven from WCW

youtube.com/watch?v=nNBWHhtV2VQ

Kino theme youtu.be/paMN37U2GlU

its literally always been me lmao

You used to make them better dude

RIP eddie back.

ebin back bump on the apron

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lol at Johnny.

More chair shots to the head, less back bumps to the apron.

Got damn chair shot

Based

I'M AT THE SHOW RIGHT NOW IM GOING STAB ROSEMARY AHAHAHAHAHhzhahhHzhzhHH

stream ded for anyone else?

well shit there goes that

Ding ding based

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yeah, the taima stream is ded

Sadly, yes

help my stream died what do I do?

we back

based

KING of the outlaw mudshow scene.

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i'm having hell trying to get it working in the first place.

google chrome is breaking on both taima and cy, not even loading the video. mozilla works great for loading the site but then won't let me load the stream due to a certificate expiry - even the advanced option tells me to go back.

Stream died for me too.

Good

Nice

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Stream has been shitty all night

I love kross

>I love kross
Same

youtube.com/watch?v=hJQFbOsD5sw

RIP kenny

damn

RIP Kenny 2.0

KENYYYY NOOOOOOOOOO

Rip Kenny

time for kenny 3.0

this was good, not great, but good
the ending was fantastic tho
i suppose that's it for killer kross in impact
he'll be missed

F

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tessa please break my arm

Main event?
I may have to skip that

Based Tessa

GOD I WISH TESSA SLAM ME ON THE WALL

imagine being that geek interviewer emasculated by Tessa

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*winks in your general direction*

Or the return of wolf Eddie

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>he lost, so he's leaving
What kind of smooth brain thinking is this?

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RVD is high as fuck

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Wtf is Rvd saying?

Bring back Davey

If you think that's it you're retarded

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he was trying to get out of his contract

Did Kross win, or lose? The stream is barely back up.

like aways

>Based Moose convinced Tessa to sign to Impact.
For real?
God bless moose.

>Bring back Davey
This

killer kross is done with impact as far as we know

>Wtf is Rvd saying?
No idea

So what? He didn't

MOOSE
MOOSE
MOOSE
MOOSE

Lost. Eddie broke kenny and jammed the splintered end into Kross's mouth.

Based

Lost, Eddie broke Kenny 2.0 and stuck Kross in the mouth with it

Who told you that? Kike Meltzer? LOL

They never released him

Wait what 411mania.com/wrestling/spoiler-for-impact-slammiversary/

Moose should win tbqh

Rhyno?

>Moose should win tbqh
Agreed

Nah

>Rhyno?
Yes. – A former WWE star is set to appear at Slammiversary tonight. PWInsider reports that Rhino is backstage at the show and will be on the PPV.

Rhino had previously said that his contract with WWE was set to expire on July 17th, and that he did not have a no-compete clause. Obviously, something appears to have happened to allow him to work the Slammiversary show, but the details are not yet known.

Rhino posted a pic today from Southfork Ranch in Parker, Texas, noting that it was “time to get back to work.” Southfork is about forty minutes away from the site of Slammiversary.

Moose vs Rhino?

Yeah, she said in the link that user linked.

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rip his hip

MOOSE WHAT THE FUCK
RVD IS AN OLD MAN, DON'T LET HIM LAND ASS FIRST ON THE UNPADDED FLOOR

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Moose is great

>Moose vs Rhino?
I hope not.

They let Scarlett go and she's a bigger draw.
They probably just wanted to keep him around to put someone over.
The fact that he painted his face could be a hint that he is planning to be a foil to the Rhodes bros.

they really do have some poor padding out there kek

>Moose is great
This

do it

>IM READY MY LORD
Good

Fuck you. is tonight's sole survivor

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These guys are trying to ruin their tailbones lmao

>They let Scarlett go and she's a bigger draw
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>he is planning to be a foil to the Rhodes bros.
You're reaching All Estrogen tard

Ya copin' there Owl Drone?

Cool but I realize now I may have fucked up.

>Sami being paid to be manhandled by Tessa Blanchard

god i wish that were me

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>SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK

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anyone got a streamo plssssss

top rope mistake

>wants people to tweet this gif
fuck's sake, josh

Fite tv give impact your money

That ring has no chance against Havok

Based moose

taima. tv / wooo

God,I wish that was me.

WE GOT RHYNO BACK?
HELL YEAH MOTHERF*CKER. KINO IS BACK ON THE MENU IMPACTCHADS

Nice moose won.

>rvd lost
Guess he's leaving
Not really

Moose wins
match was ok, but RVD is visibly struggling to keep going

Texas crowd is hot tonight for Impact. They gotta stop throwing shows on the East Coast.

good match, a bit slow but for RVD this was better than i expected

>They gotta stop throwing shows on the East Coast.
This please

>fat ass tranny
Time to take a shit

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>>rvd lost
>Guess he's leaving
Alimony.

thats hot

go ahead.

Based Father

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Big titty blonde bimbo vs 3 big titty goths. What a match.

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Soon

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thats a big lady

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That's a fat bitch

Sounds based.

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Su Yung is the only one who isn't fat

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youtube.com/watch?v=w9wi0cPrU4U

Rosemary is looking GOOD

Im worried Havok is gonna break the ring

Rosemary used to be fit, but after returning from the injury, she got fat

Havok isn't as big as she was the first time in Impact

Rosemary is coming off a knee injury and gained a lot of weight

Taya has lost quite a bit of weight too but yeah apparently she has weight issues (or so I've heard)

what the fuck, su?
you don't need to take those staples to the head for this company, jfc

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>Im worried Havok is gonna break the ring
Cheeks flashback.

>or so I've heard
Just look at her

Taya looks fine, just thicc

>the state of su yung's nasty ass
gross.. but yum

aka fat

I'm so tired of womyn's wrestling

RIP Taya

Table clap clap

That cheap ass ladder

LE CRAZY WHITE GIRL

"HEY YOU BITCHES"

Based Wera Loca with the ladder

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RIP demon back

Looks fancier than the gimmicked wooden ones painted with silver spray paint

>this is awesome
eh...not quite

Is there a stream leak for this or nah? I would watch it if free.

tacks right to her titties!

Havok is fucking nasty

Rosemary why are you taking these bumps

Oh well.

su is dead bros

WAIFUS!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

KEK
the announcer's mic stopped working

holy fuck this match was great
why can't women always be this good?

>super purestone pilestriker
well at least you dont see that every day

>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Next time

>No tits popped out
FUCKING CRINGE

jesus that was not a very safe finish

Impact sure loves the word "overdeliver" huh

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>FUCKING CRINGE
This

Did that chair shot to Cody trigger your pussy pampered ass too?

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Based

>le dancing homeless looking nigger next
Swann looks like he smells like piss

>Based
Break Taryn record

Based Wera Loca Taya Valkyrie retains

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>Having inter gender matches
>Not Swann/Su

WHAT A MARK

awful pre match promo geez

Based

Don Callis confirmed for being part of the gay community?

Based Stooge Bravo

This show sucks so far. You can tell everyone in here works for Impact.

Abs:polished.

This

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i certainly do, as i am josh mathews, currently announcing for the show

Based as fuck

unironically why is John Morrison hiding out in Impact? did he burn bridges everywhere else?

Jaaaysus, Impact should ask for a refund, these paid extras couldn't even fucking act remotely interested in the match.

It always bugs me that they only pad a small part of the outside area. Would it be that much for Impact to pad it up to the guardrail?

faggot.

SAVAGED

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Swann gonna get Booned

This

RIP bravo

Based Swann. upcoming heel turn

Is it over?

predictably good match
i wanted impact to win now that he finally found his groove but i don't hate swann's reign either
johnny bravo really made this match tho

Big Mike

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Two more matches.

:)

they are actually main eventing with tessa vs sami
what the fuck
who thought this was a good idea?
i mean, i have no problem with the match itself but this is stupid

New thread

>:)

>page 2

Thank you